Tuesday, September 6, 2011

HCwDB: Police Lineup Edition

Somewhere in this lineup of hot chicks with douchebags, I’ve carefully hidden the worst serving of potent orange groin shave reveal since April’s Marty.

Look closely.

Can you gouge your eyes out with plastic orange wine glasses?

Thankfully, Angie, Angie and Marie have agreed to each wear authentic Rube Goldberg Bathing Suits, providing us the perfect framework to appreciate the douchadox of their trashy hott Bleethery. Just pull the string and watch what happens!

# posted by douchebag1
11:55 am September, 6 Vin Douchal said...

Is “trashy hott Bleethery” another way of saying “Fugly”?

12:06 pm September, 6 tall guy said...

Re. bleeth third from the right: to quote Seinfeld “she looks like something out of a high school year book” + lobster ab douche to her right deserves to be thrown into a pot of boiling salted water.

12:20 pm September, 6 guy who has a job said...

bleeth no. one is three months prego. and she out for the last party of summer!

12:27 pm September, 6 Hurl Scheibe said...

Dude in the middle looks like he swallowed a motorcycle tire.

As for pulling the string, I’ll let Bela Lugosi do the talking.

12:44 pm September, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Dude in the middle looks like he is being straddled from behind by a 45 pound Butterball.

12:59 pm September, 6 Et Tu Douche? said...

I like that the drinking glasses are burnt orange too so as to match their hideous tans or fakes tans.

1:02 pm September, 6 Douchble Helix said...

I’m not saying “Rube Goldberg Bathing Suits” is incorrect, but it’s *possible* they are M.C. Escher designs, instead.

1:16 pm September, 6 Vin Douchal said...

If that clown on the right was a football player he’d be Douche’Brickashaw Ferguson

1:17 pm September, 6 Vin Douchal said...

If chubby on the left was the center for the New York Jets he’d be Nick Mansauce

1:20 pm September, 6 Vin Douchal said...

If spanky in the middle played defensive backfield he’d be Jerricho Cotcherub. .
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But his backfield playing is strictly with these guys
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Black Hole

1:23 pm September, 6 Vin Douchal said...

If these Bleeths were NFL cheerleaders they’d be The Seattle Seemen Gals

1:50 pm September, 6 Stephanie said...

This orange carrot lineup goes to jail for bad taste.

2:27 pm September, 6 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

The opening ceremonies for the Minutemaid Olympics got off to a bad start when Brad showed up packing a an 8″ carrot in his drawers and making “Orange you glad I didn’t forget the O.J” jokes for 4 straight hours.

3:10 pm September, 6 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

I’m trying to adjust the color calibration on my screen but the picture is still orange. wtf. need a new computer I guess.

3:56 pm September, 6 Steve L. said...

2 out of 3 bleeths in this pic forgot their bra pads.

3:56 pm September, 6 Steve L. said...

not that bra pads would help though.

4:21 pm September, 6 Troy Tempest said...

turd licker on the right has scoliosis of the brain.

4:58 pm September, 6 Whoop-di-douche said...

I pulled the string and the whole damn picture came unraveled.

4:59 pm September, 6 Whoop-di-douche said...

I pulled the string and the lights went out in their brains and came on in their asses.

5:03 pm September, 6 Whoop-di-douche said...

I pulled the string and a manservant appeared with a round of Orange Julius, groin-shaved and at their service.

5:05 pm September, 6 Whoop-di-douche said...

I the string and a bottle of Orange Curacao jumped out of GSReveal’s baggy drawers, uttering “No more drinks for the dwarf.”

5:05 pm September, 6 Whoop-di-douche said...

…pulled…

7:05 pm September, 6 brie-not the cheese said...

I think I speak for the ladies when I drool of the abs and thank gawd the reveal isn’t hairy… it could be worst

7:43 pm September, 6 Sir Boo said...

@brie-not the cheese…It could be worst? It’s worse. I hate it when one of our own has bad spelling.

10:03 pm September, 6 Douchble Helix said...

Underneath White Hat’s drink-holding arm, is that a man or a woman?

6:05 am September, 7 I R A Darth Aggie said...

I’m afraid that if I pull the string, a cream pie will trickle out of their mouths.
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*shudder*

7:08 am September, 7 DarkSock said...

Middle Orange needs to see a surgeon; that butt plug is migrating.

4:23 pm September, 7 Stephanie said...

Babyshit brown is the new douche color.

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