Friday, September 23, 2011

He’s Fascinated By Boootiful Womien

From now on, I shop only at Divine Rags.

# posted by douchebag1
10:41 am September, 23 Bret Easton Douchis said...

My brain is bleeding….
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And now there’s, inexplicably, a line from Steely Dan about women in cages, whirling about my brain….

10:46 am September, 23 UFO Destroyers said...

So glad I only see Memphis about once every 6 months.

10:51 am September, 23 Anonymous said...

That dude is awesome!!!

10:57 am September, 23 skrag2112 said...

Has baseball been berry, berry good to him?

11:03 am September, 23 I R A Darth Aggie said...

OH. DEER. LORD.

11:08 am September, 23 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

That Farrakhan had loosened up selling them rugs.

11:13 am September, 23 PuddingSkins said...

Deon Sanders has really let himself go. I’m super jealous that this guy gets to hang out with the models he paid for to be in his commercial. How oh how will I ever subdue this rage?
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Cute dog.

11:27 am September, 23 PuddingSkins said...

Do you think he wakes up every morning feeling like P. Diddy, but looking like Steve Harvey? One can only assume that he sleeps in those suits.

11:31 am September, 23 Stephanie said...

And if this doesn’t work out for him,he can always try pimping.

11:43 am September, 23 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Why do I have the feeling he tried to find a small giraffe but it wasn’t bootiful enough.

11:52 am September, 23 PuddingSkins said...

Snakeskin skintight dress=well dressed? I guess if you’re using a bleeth abacus it does.

12:03 pm September, 23 Vin Douchal said...

I’m fascinated by the few illiterates that find a way to make a good living

12:06 pm September, 23 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Seeing his hotties leads me to believe that I may just have found enough respect for my old broad that, since the kids are away for the night, will give her full service pleasure from 7:15-&7:25 and then we order pizza and sleep..
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The nerves start going at 40, Son. By 46, aww fuck it, it’s too depressing.

12:08 pm September, 23 soy bomb said...

The Most Awesome Man in The World

12:12 pm September, 23 PuddingSkins said...

So this was filmed right after his stand up hit Raw (as evidenced by the purple suit). but right before he started getting blown by trannies. It’s fun to watch the comedic process!

1:30 pm September, 23 DarkSock said...

L. A. Reid sure can tell a bitch to “Shhh”…

3:47 pm September, 23 Steve L. said...

somewhere, a couple of part-time waitresses walked away with $50 and were fully convinced that they were gonna get hired for the Detroit Auto Show. and they’ll likely remain convinced about the Detroit Auto Show gig until their wrinkles are too heavy to cover up with makeup.

3:51 pm September, 23 Steve L. said...

not that i have any more respect for auto show chicks than delusional waitresses. i don’t.

4:17 pm September, 23 troy tempest said...

i want my 30 seconds back.

5:43 pm September, 23 memphis doucheworkers local 421 said...

In addition to the highest violent crime, poverty, illiteracy, and infant mortality rates in the country, I am pretty sure we also have the most ridiculous local commercials.

8:43 pm September, 23 Whoop-di-douche said...

Hot damn, I wonder if he’ll sell me a franchise with his store. And he might wanta get the Divine Miss M to do his commercials’ background musick.

10:30 am September, 24 Raven said...

This guy is the shit. I think the babes are the douchebags. seroulsy. His voice, his chick bone, swag, teeth and complexion. this guy is mad for TV. I know TV

9:55 am September, 25 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Pretty sure this guy is the villain from an un-released James Bond movie.

9:36 am September, 26 CCroom said...

The guy is actually a doctor. His clothing store is a sideline and he wanted to make as bad a commercial as possible to get attention.

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