Sunday, September 11, 2011

Stoned Homies in Vegas Study For the Midterms

“Carpe Diem,” boys. Carpe Diem.

Seize the per diem.

“Let me hit you with some knowledge” for the societal loss.

And to honor the 10 Year anniversary of 9/11 in the only way HCwDB can, have some Peach Fuzz Art Pear. Because the freedom to look at Pear on the internet is not to be taken lightly.

# posted by douchebag1
8:23 am September, 11 boone doggle said...

Never forget the Pear.

9:04 am September, 11 Spmock said...

Who invited the guy with the camera? Everyone’s a comedian when they’re high. This homie was Carrot Top funny. Bonus points for no dancing though. Also thank God for internet porn? Hmmm weird when you think about it.

9:25 am September, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Illegal and stoned is no way to study through life Son.
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Chimichangas
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I have revised my Giants prediction to 45-17.

9:26 am September, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

In San Diego the Barrio lives in your hair.

9:28 am September, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

George Feaxpez?

9:29 am September, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Paul Feaxdrigues?

9:29 am September, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Freddie Chintz?

9:30 am September, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Faux Travalena?

9:31 am September, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Orson Beaner?

9:32 am September, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Robin Villiamsos?

10:17 am September, 11 Jeet Kune Douche said...

How can someone be of college age and be so fat that they look like an amorphous blob??? More significantly – methinks this is a different sort of douchitude, whereby the steroidally popped muscle-bounded moron is replaced my a much more slothful and corpulent but equally douchey, tatted, greasy-haired, pierced, jewelry-wearing scrotesprocket as we see here in this deeply saddening video.

10:28 am September, 11 Douchble Helix said...

Imma gettin’ that arrow ‘do.

10:32 am September, 11 troy tempest said...

What we have here are D grade Douchebags and Bleethery. They could be out doing something, but instead, they’re holed up in a hotel room watching TV. One of them has to study for his chemistry midterm at the community college where he’s going for a pharmacy technician license. (The tip off is the flash card he is self testing on says “Hydrochlorozine, which is used to fight malaria.) At least he’s trying to get something done, unlike the rest of these stoned out dimwits.

11:02 am September, 11 Mr. White said...

@jeet kune
I recently asked the same thing at my niece’s dance recital, although those kids were in junior high and, at least in theory, semi-active, yet still surprisngly zaftig. However, at least they weren’t as corpulent as the female planetoid sitting on the bed in that video. That’s a lot of soda, HoHos, and Funyuns right there.

11:26 am September, 11 Wheezer said...

Peach Fuzz Art Pear should be on my desktop. That photo seems tailor-made for such a purpose.
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Sunday video? Huh?

11:55 am September, 11 doucheywallnuts said...

Carpe Douche.
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Mannings

12:57 pm September, 11 doucheywallnuts said...

Eli Manning only had three instances of consensual pre-game sodomy, and so the Giants will score 30 points.
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Buggerers

1:58 pm September, 11 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

I haven’t seen such an awful collection of haircuts since I decided to spend a Sunday watching Honeymoon Suite videos.

2:43 pm September, 11 creature said...

Crap O Dem

2:57 pm September, 11 Steve L. said...

you’re studying for the wrong exam, guys. you’re supposed to be cramming for the counterterrorism midterm located in a remote Pakistani bazaar. if you don’t see a bunch of tribal guys armed with AK-47s and RPGs, you’re in the wrong fucking place. NOW GET YOUR AIRFARE AND GET MOVING. and remember to bring your Axe hair gel with you. or something.
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that’s the best (lamest) line i have in memory of 9/11.

3:17 pm September, 11 Spmock said...

The last time I dropped serious knowledge on a guy he wound up in the hospital. At least, that’s what he said happened to him. He coulda been lying to boost my ego.

3:19 pm September, 11 Spmock said...

Did I mention it was carnal knowledge? And a tiny bit of carnival knowledge.
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Sunday Confessionals

3:54 pm September, 11 Elwood BluezBag said...

I wanna wear Peach Fuzz Art Pear as a nose warmer.

4:57 pm September, 11 Vin Douchal said...

Mercifully, my phone would only run this video for 24 seconds. At that point it called me an asshole fo making it play that long . Yes. Yes, phone, I am the asshole here.

5:57 pm September, 11 Wedgie said...

Chargers win. Norval Turner is undefeated so far this season.
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Skeptics.

6:59 pm September, 11 Douchble Helix said...

Sounds like Gobi, Jimmy Fallon’s webcam college roommate on SNL.

7:12 pm September, 11 Blah said...

When I went to college 40 years ago everybody was skinny and most were good looking, and our get togethers featured some healthy depravity. What the hell happened?

7:18 pm September, 11 ehcuodouche said...

That was the worst 24-17 win ever. Vikings are awful with McNabb. Only thing that looked worse was the Chiefs getting pounded by Buffalo today.

9:19 pm September, 11 schlicht bindenburger said...

old age and treachery will overcome youth and skill. ….you BAAAAAAAASTAAAADS!

1:17 am September, 12 Guid is Good said...

Black & White Pear? Must be art then.

7:52 am September, 13 DarkSock said...

THAT PEAR GOOD

8:54 am September, 13 DarkSock said...

I think their motto is “Carpe DimeBag”

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