Thursday, September 15, 2011

Lancelot Boy Melvin Pretends to Get Lucky For a Nearby Camera

Aging but still super tasty moms like Stephanie are what Lancelot Boy Melvin does best.

And by does best, I mean stops them briefly for a picture. Then grunts “Grahhh” at them.

Then points to his crotch.

Then flings poo.

Then applies for work at the post office.

# posted by douchebag1
2:22 pm September, 15 Jeff said...

I love me any lady named Stephanie. I think she made brownies for the church bakesale I attended with my gf the other week. Brownies was dope and off the hook at the same time. I’m glad moms is gettin sexier. It nice to know you can still rub up against greasy douchebags after squirting a few outta the old cooch shoot. MILFZ 4 LYFE! Peace.

2:22 pm September, 15 The Dude said...

Breast-reduced Pam Anderson can sure pull the Melvins!

2:28 pm September, 15 The Dude said...

What a fine fable, the story of King ‘tArdthur and Sir Lancecrotch. Who will Groinevere choose for her ride off into the sunset (of humanity)?

2:37 pm September, 15 Vin Douchal said...

Thin Muffin Pigeen in the back is disgusted by his view of them’s cabooses. Pretty sure Melvin is wall to wall ‘roid inflamed bacne. Also, pretty sure Steph’s got a meth fueled bony arse
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Either he’s doing a hover hand move or her little yip yip just snapped at his fingers

2:52 pm September, 15 Vin Douchal said...

Fun Fact: “Thin Muffin Pigeen” is Diva Zappa’s middle name
.

3:23 pm September, 15 Jeet Kune Douche said...

“Lancelot Boy”? No.

“Call Boi” is more apt.

But Melvin is still a relatively low rating on the Douchecon alert system. More tats, more bling, a ginormous watch, some piercings, more freakish sun spectacles and much more orangeness to the complexion are called for. Hopefully Call Boi Melvin will soon turn enough tricks with grannies and queer old geezers in order to properly outfit himself with the necessary accoutrements to flower into full-blown radioactive douchedom.

3:32 pm September, 15 tall guy said...

The change of sunglasses and board shorts amounts to little more than another wardrobe malfunction, cockneck. Bleeth looks a bit too skanky for my taste (and I’m sure she’d taste bloody awful too, boom-tish!).

3:42 pm September, 15 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Not sure this brain-trust could pass the postal exam but I bet he pushes a mean mop.

3:57 pm September, 15 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Viewing this picture elicits the same feelings I had when I used to hear my parents going at it hammer and tongs at night in the next room, hammer and tongs I says. The waves of nausea wash over me…and over me….and over me, again….

4:31 pm September, 15 douche equis said...

Just a comment . . . the quality of the, er, featured couples has really gone up lately. Emotions of “kill” and “ravish” (and I don’t want any peanut gallery comments about which goes to which gender) emerge strongly from my psyche as I viddy the recent pics. That’s good. Some of those from times not so recent left me colder than, well, something both cold and really, really funny.

5:16 pm September, 15 Douchble Helix said...

“Hover hand” my ass. Her wallet is as good as gone.

5:35 pm September, 15 Steve said...

Gotta say, we’ve seen a lot of abs on this site, and this guy is a d-bag like the rest of them, and even though I’ve been working out and have had a great set of abs myself for the last 13 years………………………………………………..

………………….I’m jelly.

8:11 pm September, 15 PIRATE NINJA said...

Melvin is looking much better after her sexual reassignment surgery. She turned out to be a fine, young, douche. Her post-surgery, alcoholic mom, stephanie, is coming to terms with her anabolic lady boy and his life choices. Before we cast judgement, let’s all try to imagine prancing a mile in his bedazzled Ed Hardy shoes.

8:29 pm September, 15 DarkSock said...

She will awaken to sperm farts and missing Vicodin.

8:59 pm September, 15 Jeff said...

Dude, Butt Pirate Ninja, didn’t you go out with Tina Marie Anal. Tell us more bro. Was shit tight? She’s like a model now right. Hella sick.

9:40 pm September, 15 PIRATE NINJA said...

@ Jeff

I won’t feed the trolls.

9:45 pm September, 15 Jeff said...

@Pirate Ninja, but me so hungry.
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I am now everything I once hated. Damn you internets, you ruined me!

10:03 pm September, 15 Stephanie said...

Two parts exam for post office: alike/difference test,comparing two addresses quickly (he will fail), the next is: 5 boxes with 6 addresses and you must know which to box,memorizing from reading only,and quickly. He will also fail saying it’s stupid,no doubt. They don’t just give these jobs away to idiots,nor do they give these jobs automatically to ex-army boys/girls. But they do get extra points for being military,but they must re-take the tests and wait.
You have to get everything correctly,it’s tricky,otherwise,forget it.

7:07 am September, 16 I R A Darth Aggie said...

That explains why my mail smells like poo…

8:55 am September, 16 Troy Tempest said...

Lancelot boy in 25 years:
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10150377888377743&set=a.116201122742.123930.665847742

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