Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Lounge Lizard Larry Borrows 40 Bucks

He promises he’ll pay you back on Tuesday for the hottie’s overpriced Mai Tai he purchased today.

Yeah, that was a Popeye reference. Whaddaya want? The Pop Tarts are stale today.

And yes, women do routinely wear slips to amateur boxing matches held in courtyards outside Cochabamba, Bolivia.

# posted by douchebag1
11:45 am September, 14 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

Women with sagging breasties that insist upon using them to demonstrate the law of gravity are worse than Miami Beach conventioneers .

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Pastel pudwhack should know white pants are the only thing to wear with a pink blazer. I actually like his hat, though.
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.Fake Frieda on the left should loan some of her saline packets to Miss Droopy.
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.And I suddenly find myself in the mood for a caipirinha.

11:54 am September, 14 tall guy said...

Hey, I went to a trivia night recently at a local club to celebrate a neighbour’s birthday. Amongst those present was an obsessive gambler. For the duration of the evening he practically ran between the table our small group had taken to the TAB (betting shop) window, to the poker machines (slot machines) to placing bets through his TAB account via his mobile (cell phone). Throughout the night he was up and down both physically and financially, then at one point he claimed he said he’d ‘quit while I’m (sic) ahead. Temptation, however, proved too great and he plunged his (not inconsiderable) winnings back itno another few bets before ultimately losing his shirt. His beer intake had increased, too, and by this stage he was three parts pissed. He then borrowed forty bucks from me. Before I gave it to him I directed his glazed gaze to the shapely hott seated at the table in front. She was lovely. Moral: don’t gamble. Rather, invest your time and your money (well, at least about forty bucks) on shapely hotts.
You gotta know when to hold ’em.

11:58 am September, 14 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Larry stashed several kilos of Bolivia’s finest in the trunk of the E-95 Volkswagon he sold on Saturday.
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Escobars

11:59 am September, 14 tall guy said...

i need more coffee.
Train wrecks.
Bleeth on right has a nice smile (may or may not be a euphemism).

12:11 pm September, 14 Hurl Scheibe said...

I had no idea that Mister Sosa had an affinity for garsih clothing.

12:12 pm September, 14 Jeff said...

When did Boy George stop wearing makeup? These chicas are muy bueno. I always have my dates wear their underwear as clothes. It’s classy and sassy. And am I still drunk from pounding Sierra Nevadas while listening to Yellowcard or is that a castle in the background? Is this that one dude from San Diego’s crib? Siiiiiiiick.

12:35 pm September, 14 boone doggle said...

neep

12:46 pm September, 14 Condouchious said...

even in Bolivia tasteful attire is banned from boxing matches

1:22 pm September, 14 Douche ex Machina said...

Is it just me, or is Lounge Lizard wearing women’s sunglasses?

1:30 pm September, 14 Vin Douchal said...

He’s the chair umpire for the Male Fisting Competition, Heavyweight Division.
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Those are the “ring” girls.
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Heh, like how I worked in that double entendre ? Father stabbers

1:57 pm September, 14 UFO Destroyers said...

Hef’s security should throw these three out. They’re upsetting the ambiance during a low-key get together to honor the all the landscaping engineers that it takes to get the girls presentable each month.

2:00 pm September, 14 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Those boobies are not sagging- it is smahed againt the douchebag so it looks saggy She is hot.

I beleive they are the combatants in the next round of Foxy Boxing- He is he Don King of third world sexy fights

2:20 pm September, 14 The Dude said...

I peed in a hat once, and loaned it to Larry.

4:05 pm September, 14 The Dude said...

Those boobies can sag on me, anytime.

4:33 pm September, 14 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Is it just me or are the bleeth’s on the left boobs waaaay too small for the rest of her torso? Or have fake boobs so skewed my perception of the female form that it can never be the same again?

5:31 pm September, 14 The Dude said...

Both, DW.

5:36 pm September, 14 Jeff said...

@DW, she’s got a big rib cage so it makes her boobs look smaller. She should probably stick with one pieces or tankinis. Her bod is still pretty slammin’ though. Um…dudes.

6:31 pm September, 14 Douchble Helix said...

I don’t what’s go on there, but I would accept an invitation.

6:32 pm September, 14 Douchble Helix said...

I don’t *know* what’s *going* on there, but I would accept an invitation.
fuck!
English is my first (only) language. Honest!

6:43 pm September, 14 ehcuodouche said...

I like dark nips. Just sayin.

9:02 pm September, 14 Rick Derris said...

I have to give this guy not-a-douche. He is just the nerdy guy from work starving for attention.

9:28 pm September, 14 Jeet Kune Douche said...

D-d-d-did you see the brunette in the black lingerie thingy?
GGGGGNNNNNNUUUUUUNNNNGGGGGGHHH!!!!!!

Hall of Hott nomination! Does anyone second the motion!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9:44 pm September, 14 Steve L. said...

Bolivia must’ve been absorbing some Venezuelan hot chicks. and Venezuelan douchebags too.

2:32 am September, 15 Whoop-di-douche said...

I’d make a pointed comment about the hottchick in the blue stripey bikini, but her boobies have already done that…more than the black slip and the pink blazer.

3:39 am September, 15 douche equis said...

Notta. I like Larry, in fact. I’ve always found hipster douches to be the least offensive manifestation, and Larry’s style amuses me. As to the ladies, I’ll take one of each, please.

8:33 am September, 15 Jeff said...

@Jeen, I’ve got 5 on it. Your nomination that is. Black slippy for the Hall of SpankBank!

10:13 pm September, 15 Stephanie said...

5 Dollars says this guy works the carnival in the summer.

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