Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Morning Thoughts and Scratches

I spent last night catching up on my DVRd shows. Season finales of the hilarious Curb and pointless Entourage, and a nice Who to cap it all off.

Then I laid on my rug, scratched my inner crotch area with a wet lufa, and dreamed of Kunis Butter.

Woke up this morning feeling refreshed.

Sat at my computer.

Ate a pop tart.

Glanced at Ivan Brosky and Pecsy McGill broing it up next to All American Mandy. Enough to upchuck a squirrel.

Or squirrel an upchucked woodchuck chuck.

Or something.

Cue Rocky IV references.

I need a coffee.

EDIT: Swapped the pic on account of lack of hot chick status. If I gotta look at bropecs with the first draft of my next book written on them, then at least gimme some bobbs.

# posted by douchebag1
7:01 am September, 14 Wedgie said...

Two assholes and Stiffler’s Mom. Thanks.

7:24 am September, 14 Et Tu Douche? said...

A risk arbitrage reference? way to go DB1!!!. Michael Milken was more of a dick though. Who am I kidding they were both equally dickish.

7:36 am September, 14 Jeff said...

So this is the pic with or without the hot chick?

7:37 am September, 14 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Alotta religious tattbaggery in the pool today, is that a pool of massengill meant for baptism? Holy shit balls!! How old is she? Is this a prelude from some kind of really sad excuse for cougar/MILF porn?

7:46 am September, 14 Jeff said...

She does have a very distinct jaw on her. I will give her that. And that is all I would give her if you smell what I am stepping in.

7:51 am September, 14 Anonymous said...

DB1 went gay on us. He’s into “bobbs”.
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Guess it’s The Chive for this ‘baghunter.

8:16 am September, 14 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

All I know is: I can’t read the scroll on dark brown guy, but Whitey in the back wants us to trust in god.
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.So we do…..trust in god to tell us these guys are douchebags.
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.Oh wait, they told us themselves.
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.So much for today’s religious fable.
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.Zeus hath spoken.

8:20 am September, 14 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Bobbs…hahahaha 😐

When I was younger and needed to write down some stuff I usually got some paper. These days they spray paint it on a wall or get a tatt with a bunch of script. I guess that’s one way not to forget what to get at the grocery store.

8:37 am September, 14 Vin Douchal said...

Asshat & Alcohol

8:38 am September, 14 Vin Douchal said...

Arch Douche & Adderall

8:40 am September, 14 Vin Douchal said...

“Angry Pirate & Alabama Hot Pocket

9:32 am September, 14 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Thanks for the A.H.P. def. Vin. Really didn’t need to know that.

10:01 am September, 14 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

L.L. Cool Gay

10:55 am September, 14 tall guy said...

Her fun bags are somewhat saggy. But I’d still hit it because I’m despo & saggy fun bags attached to MILFy near-bleeths are a combo I sometimes hanker for. I’m weird like that. This whole written word tatt thing has gotta stop as well.

11:15 am September, 14 Medusa Oblongata said...

If I wanted to read, I’d pick up a book. Stupid jagoffs.
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Literates

11:16 am September, 14 Medusa Oblongata said...

Thanks, Vin, for kicking off the meme.
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Anal & Amnesia

2:06 pm September, 14 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

As you lay there in the stupor created by those ruffies you wanted to slip me
my friend Angelo is inking this warning to any other girl that might come near you
Your penis is small
you live with your Moms
you had a job, but got fired for hitting on the ten year olds
while wearing the Chucky Cheese costume
you fathered 4 kids, but have never met them or
contributed to their well being
your breath smells of old socks and humus

2:07 pm September, 14 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

That’s what the scroll says

4:14 pm September, 14 Guid is Good said...

Yep these whole scroll tattoo things are the new tribal tarts. Time to get with the program douchebags.
Trouble is you have to have greater faith in your methed-out bikie tattooist cause you know this rock ape ain’t going to read the whole thing.

9:41 pm September, 14 Steve L. said...

when i wake up in the morning at 5:30, i don’t think of much. except getting to school on time.
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duuuuhhhhhh…

10:25 am September, 15 Douchble Helix said...

This was under “Anon” the 1st time:

DB1 went gay on us. He’s into “bobbs”.
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Guess it’s The Chive for this ‘baghunter.

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