Tuesday, September 20, 2011

One Word Tuesday:

Coprophagia.

# posted by douchebag1
9:17 am September, 20 Mandouchian Candidate said...

I HATE WHEN ABORTED FETUSES DONT QUITE MAKE IT DOWN THE DRAIN.
*And what is with the cables? Who would want to talk to this guy, much less hear what he ash to say?

9:19 am September, 20 r said...

Yeah, I was ok not knowing what that word meant. Thanks for taking my innocence away.

9:19 am September, 20 jonezy said...

yyyyeeeeeck

9:21 am September, 20 Hurl Scheibe said...

Dung Beetle II? He is a turd. To be sure.

9:24 am September, 20 Hurl Scheibe said...

The smile on Brittney’s face disappeared quickly when she learned exactly what the douche meant when he asked her to a dinner of Champagne and Kaviar.

Scatmen.

9:31 am September, 20 Vin Douchal said...

So, in other words, that’s a “Coprophagian Grin”?

9:32 am September, 20 Wedgie said...

She won’t be smiling once he shows her what a Cleveland Steamer is.

9:40 am September, 20 Vin Douchal said...

BTW, do not miss Melissa, the Barstool Smokeshow of the Day
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9:54 am September, 20 Anonymous said...

Blink 18Poo

10:00 am September, 20 Jeet Kune Douche said...

FFFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH……………………………………………………..

10:23 am September, 20 Chumanominom said...

I regret now knowing the definition of Coprophagia, that being said would this fine specimen be considered a “Coprophagist”? Would a wooded group be called “Coprophagi” ??

10:44 am September, 20 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

coprophagia

10:51 am September, 20 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

^disregard that.

Macaquearse

10:55 am September, 20 schlicht bindenburger said...

shiiteshmear?

10:59 am September, 20 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

I don’t think things are going to go well for bottle blond Belinda here. This guy has a creepy look that says there may be some unnatural insertions in her near future.

12:22 pm September, 20 Medusa Oblongata said...

Like the world needed another Travis Barker. Well, there’s another person for my Icepick List.

12:22 pm September, 20 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Douche: Look at my star when I wink at you.
Hot: That is you anus not your left eye.
But it is still winking at you.

12:25 pm September, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

My ole Granny used to say, ” You gonna coprophagia a peck of somebody’s crap before you die.”
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I want it to be Melissa’s. Booooooooooooooooooooiiiiinggggggggggggggg.

12:28 pm September, 20 Wheezer said...

FLYTEETH????????????
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

12:38 pm September, 20 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

I watched a video clip on Tosh.O where an elephant in the zoo stuck its trunk up another elephant’s ass, extracted poo, and then ate it. You’ve got to be pretty f*cking hungry or pretty f*cking twisted to want to do that sort of thing.
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So Brittany, what are you? F*cking hungry or f*cking twisted? My money is on twisted.

12:56 pm September, 20 DixieRecht said...

Mom. I can’t find a job.

And I’m soooo cool too. Can’t figure it out.

And his illegitimate grandchildren will say “tell us again what those stains are under your neck?”

1:06 pm September, 20 Stephanie said...

We don’t need to see the inside of you on the outside,please! Do you ever get the feeling today’s youth are just saying “fuck it all”?

1:21 pm September, 20 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

CrispenGloverDouche

4:20 pm September, 20 DarkSock said...

I can’t wait until the word for “One Word Tuesday” is “Callipygian“…

5:52 pm September, 20 soy bomb said...

Is this Travis Barker again? Should there be/has there already been a quorum called to discuss the Rockstar Leniency Rule regarding this Cadillac-tatted pseudo “rock” star? I’m hungry and pissed off.
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Hunger Strikers.

7:23 pm September, 20 WillieHorton said...

The DB even holds his neck up ever so slightly to show off his retarded ink! I’d like to kick him in the head, but I don’t like shiz on my shoes!

12:11 am September, 21 Whoop-di-douche said...

I’d say he looks more like CHUPUCABRA or whatever that fuckin’ Mexican dog-creature is.

12:13 am September, 21 Whoop-di-douche said...

Thanks VIN, Melissa is a one-word wonder, sorta like a one-tank trip.

3:53 am September, 21 Van Doucheland said...

She is accordingly to Wikipedia the “Female Oriental Latrine Fly” and he is an enormous pile of shit… a win-win situation

5:13 am September, 21 justadouchalo said...

Bromhidrosis, with an emphasis on the “Bro”.

7:20 pm September, 21 Blah said...

Copremesis.

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