Sunday, September 25, 2011
Persian Fugs
The last vestiges of British colonialism remain, as Homi Bhabha or Edward Said might argue, in the cultural artifacts of alienation and psychoanalytic doublings.
Or in the greasy gell hair of two Persian Fugwanks.
WARNING: Minimal hott counterbalance. Apparently, the Persian Hotts heard there was a sale on white BMWs on the same day of the video shoot.
Persian bleeths smell of falafel and C4, and the real dirty ones add a hint of camel semen to the mix.
It’s gone, Chief.
Very astute, DB1. How did you learn of the Arab/Persian obsession with white luxury sportscars? Last time I cried real tears was witnessing a white Porche *automatic* being driven in Abu Dhabi by a douchebag with two Persian hotts, who drove the poor beast like it was a three-legged retarded camel with the bends.
What’s you’re problem?
This reeks of a Reverend Chad post. ” This video has been removed by the user. ‘
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On a positive note my Bouillabaise is the rat ass. I’m already drinking, and Mrs. Kroeger kindly washed my dirty penis with her asshole.
Problems? You want them alphabetically, chronologically, or the Jungiam scale of intensity?
Scoville, please.
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Jerkface
I think the correct phrase is “the cat’s ass”. Cats being strangely fastidious. Rats, not so much.
I found it on one of them chink websites. If there was ever a case for loading Gitmo up with Dirt Devils from from filthy countries eating tabouleh out of camel ass. it is Kamram and Hooman. Goat fuckers! And I don’t mean that in a racist way because it is the Catholic Shabazz.
Oh, congrats on the anal sex, Rev. You don’t get to say that every day, so I’m not missing the opportunity.
That Scoville comment didn’t go over my head. Alas, however, my issues are not board appropriate, and the offer was a Bon Mot.
True dat. The phrase “I couldn’t give a rat’s arse” means I don’t care. While commenting on, say, the taste of Campells tomato soup one could say it’s “the cat’s whiskers” to mean it tastes good (it also might suggest that there’s no accounting for some taste).
Warhol.
“That Scoville comment didn’t go over my head.” – McCrude
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“The lady doth protest too much, methinks.” – Some Britishster. Probably had shitty teeth.
@Sybil,
I like a hot little dish more than anyone. That, arguably, is my tragic flaw.
My apologies to McCrude. I misread McCrude’s first comment. I thought he was taking a shot at me. He wasn’t referring to me at all.
Sorry. I’ll try to make sure it doesn’t happen again.
Jesus Christ with an 18″ pink dildo. How was my white Porche comment offensive? This post, however, I’d understand.
OK, I brought it on myself…
I misread the “Very astute, DB1.” part.
I thought it was some snark. directed at my post, even though I know that I’m not DB1.
Can I stop flogging myself, now?
Eh,No.
Not because I’m mad. Just because self flagellation sounds like a delightful combination of masochism and slapstick.
Damn you Douchey Walnuts, I followed your advice and took Arkansas with the points betting the house and by betting the house I mean I lost $20.
I like this video for the fact I can’t play it.