Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Pop Quiz: Flingers at a Pool Party

Two Flingers find themselves in the presence of tasty taught Giggle Ladies With Daddy Issues (GLwDI) at a sunset pool party. Do they:

A. Decide to make conversation meant to get to know the Giggle Ladies on a better and more personal level

B. See if they’d like any additional food and beverages, and make inquiries as to if they’re getting cold and would like to stand closer to the portable heater lamps

C. Recount erudite anecdotes from their last academic conference attended

D. Give the middle finger to a nearby camera

Answer now.

# posted by douchebag1
1:36 pm September, 20 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Flinger Finger on the left is a Cholera epidemic waiting to happen.

1:40 pm September, 20 El Bastardo Magnifico said...

At least one of these folks are testing for their GED next Wednesday. I’ll give you a hint, she’s either going to beauty school or clown college.

1:48 pm September, 20 Chumanominom said...

Is she the one on the far left in the bow tie?

1:50 pm September, 20 Vin Douchal said...

There’s so much confusion in this photo. Dude on the left looks like Bruno Mars’ brother, I’mfrom and the other guy looks like the third Masterson brother, Shempzo.
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The chicks? The Brunnette with man hands giving the finger while straining from the weight of the giant rock of crack in her saddle bag is oddly dressed like she just stepped off the set of a porn site featuring a barely legal student w/ teacher fuckfest .
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The Blonde thinks she is actually banging Chris or Danny , either is fine with her, but definately not aware that it’s Shempzo. Good for him. Give that finger , boy, you couldn’t look/be any more moronic

2:06 pm September, 20 Mr. White said...

@vin
Your apt summary of Brunette saved me–the possible baby fat on her face was making me feel bad about masturbating to her, but your vignette helped me finish.
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Yes, I masturbate while reading Vin’s comments. So?

2:07 pm September, 20 Vin Douchal said...

@ MR White
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Better than stabbing your dog after reading the good Rev

2:23 pm September, 20 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Exhibit 4,329,781,112 of what is wrong with Amerika. I mean how is Corey Feldman ok with this going on right under his nose?

2:28 pm September, 20 Capt. James T. Douche said...

@Vin

They definitely have the look of having just stepped off a gonzo porn set. I’d say they’re a good 2 months into the business maybe.

3:03 pm September, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Them two buck tooth varmints are so dumb they don’t know they’re in porn. I’d fuck them.
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HAAAAAARRRRRRRDDDD!

3:32 pm September, 20 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Boss, this is clearly a “c”. It was a joint conference held between the American Physical Society and GLwDI. Topics of the three-day seminar included research papers dedicated to “Loop Quantum Gravity and How It Works Best for the ‘Tree and Bush Position’ of Standing 69’s” and “The Influence of Randomized Positions of Third Hand Digits on the Local Effects of Hidden Variables in the Trajectories of Bohmian Mechanics”. My personal favorite presentation came when Kandi (in the red bikini) demonstrated the effects of “Damped Rotational Motions Due to the Tribological Effects of Skin on Aluminum After Imbibing Large Quantities of Ethanol”. Now THAT was a real way to end a conference!

3:44 pm September, 20 Capt. James T. Douche said...

The two bags are probably in charge of sound/lighting/jizz mopping on the set after the scene is done. They managed to get them down to the beach with the lure of sand, surf and free illicit drugs of course with the hope of them reciprocating with oral compliments behind a port o john later. After a hard day of taking loads to the face the promise of meth and a Charms blow pop is the perfect way for any lady to unwind.

3:50 pm September, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I think the overhead fucc finger sign is actually giving the fucc finger to yourself. Anything horizontal or below the chin is directed away, but over the chin and pointed down is self-fucc-fingering.
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I’d like to give the blonde giggle hott the “Houston Hankie.”

4:14 pm September, 20 DarkSock said...

The girls were repulsed by the guys, but intrigued by the powdery white boogers on their fingers.

4:14 pm September, 20 Jeet Kune Douche said...

Sweet Baby Jesus, that blonde on the right makes me DDDRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLL!

4:18 pm September, 20 Medusa Oblongata said...

E. Have a sword fight. And I ain’t talking sabres, son.

4:42 pm September, 20 schlicht bindenburger said...

who feccan pays fer porn these days?! YOU CUNTS!!!!

4:44 pm September, 20 soy bomb said...

Hey Chin Lu, less mackin’ on the skanks and more valeting my car, son!
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Indentured Servants

5:29 pm September, 20 SomeGuy said...

K-Fed may have actually moved up from Britney at last, and Chippendouche on the left is glad for a break between doing shows for fratboys.

5:57 pm September, 20 Anonymous said...

What I wouldn’t give for meth and a Charms blowpop right about now.

6:29 pm September, 20 Anonymous said...

GiggleLadiesWithDaddyIssues.com. Hmmm…I wonder what kind of site that would be.

7:26 pm September, 20 The Dude said...

BubbbbbBBIiiees!

9:23 pm September, 20 creature said...

actually, I think they would prefer to blow each other
‘….fuck these chicks, man!’

1:44 pm September, 21 Stephanie said...

Porn fluffers Union # 269.

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