Sunday, September 18, 2011

Riff Raff Gets Lucky

And by Lucky, I mean the Hep C.

# posted by douchebag1
8:01 am September, 18 Douchble Helix said...

Nope. Can’t do it. Not this morning.

8:03 am September, 18 Ted Brogan said...

I need something to wash this from my consciousness. Permanently.

8:15 am September, 18 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

This guy is as funny as Fox News Sunday.
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Giants 56-27 on Monday.

8:19 am September, 18 UFO Destroyers said...

That poor puppy. In a room where he is the most intelligent being leads to decisions being made like it’s OK to take a crap on the carpet; that’s fine for the dog, not so much for the “humans.”

8:28 am September, 18 C.G. said...

please be the first to tattoo “AIDS+”

8:31 am September, 18 C.G. said...

wikipedia:

“00:45, 8 September 2011 Esanchez7587 (talk | contribs) deleted “Riff Raff (rapper)” ‎ (A7: Article about a band, singer, musician, or musical ensemble, which does not indicate the importance or significance of the subject)”

BOOM! wiki-burn.

8:33 am September, 18 BenchWarmer said...

That poor dog. Those people should not be allowed to have pets. And by “those people” I mean wiggas.

8:59 am September, 18 Justin said...

Is this the worst human ever?

9:13 am September, 18 BenchWarmer said...

@Justin, yes, this could possibly be The. Worst. Human. Ever. Sorry his horrible Bart Simpson tattoo made me type that. I’m thinking all he’s missing is a PornHub.com tatt on his taint.

9:45 am September, 18 Douchble Helix said...

And you know that tattoo isn’t there, how?

9:56 am September, 18 Mr. White said...

I just….I don’t understand. Does this guy have multiple corporate “affiliations” (I heard him slur “MTV” several times) while having no actual relationship with said corporate entities?
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On an interesting side note, it made me wonder: On occasion, I will try to parse videos in a foreign language that I may or may not be fluent in (usually not), only to come away mostly vexed. Is it possible that those videos are as incoherent in their given languages as this one is in English, hence my confusion? And I don’t mean that in the “damn kids and their slang, get off my lawn!” kind of way. I mean it in the “no coherent thoughts are expressed here” kind of way.

11:01 am September, 18 About_the_homie_RiffRaff said...

i don’t know i think its all an act. i heard Riff Raff is a real polite gentleman in public.

11:18 am September, 18 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I don’t believe in prayer. Yet in this case I am making an exception and am praying that Riff gets stomach cancer.
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Malignant Neoplasms

11:22 am September, 18 Douches Wild said...

This bozo reminds me of the fake puerto ricans in the film version of west side story.

12:11 pm September, 18 BenchWarmer said...

@Douchble Helix, I’m sure if he had one he would have shown it to us proudly.

1:14 pm September, 18 Douchble Helix said...

The quandry of trying to prove a negative.

1:25 pm September, 18 Ohio FJ said...

I could smell poo coming from my monitor – awful – just plain awful

1:28 pm September, 18 tall guy said...

I echo all previous replies re. Riff Naff. It’s an insult to the progress we’ve made as a species to even contemplate the preposterous delusion that this repetitive jerk represents spiritual development. If he wasn’t so mind numbingly obvious or so utterly shallow he may perhaps represent a bonafide tribe. As it is, he’s a predictable, attention seeking moron whose father should have shot him; all over the sheets.
Dishcharge (erm, that’s water made dirty by dishes).

1:40 pm September, 18 troy tempest said...

To Riff Raff:

2:51 pm September, 18 skrag2112 said...

I watched this about half way through, passed out, then came to hours later in a Hot Topic. I was holding an assault rifle and a machete. There were mutiple slashed and bullet riddled corpses around me. I ran back home before the police showed up.

2:58 pm September, 18 idfma said...

He’s so worried about people copying, he probably needed to watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w94dZtKXaaE
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He be bitin’ off G.O. in True Romance, dawg, what the fuck?
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Same thing need to happen to his punk ass, what?

3:06 pm September, 18 idfma said...

The most sensible thing he did was get a tattoo of his sponsor or whatever the fuck it is…we have come full circle as a tribe. We are no longer ripping off the Maoris, et. al. we are inscribing our own spiritual symbols on our bodies–it’s not ignorance, it’s a breakthough and an awakening.

3:20 pm September, 18 BenchWarmer said...

Now I know its Sunday and our honorable DB1 must be spending it shabbatzing or possibly kibbitzing, but some of actually work on Sunday and I still see there is no entrance in the HOH by right hott from yesterdays post and if I’m not mistaken PTA mom from a couple back. I’d ask Douchble Helix do a side by side for us, but now such a task appears to be beneath him. Any hoot as promised until she earns her rightful wet spot in those hallowed halls I will continue with blogging my surveillance of Richard Greico’s Facebook page.
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Day 3: With a bowl of Cheetos and a 2 L of Pepsi Clear (purchased on EBay), I settle in for another exciting day at Richard Greico HQ, otherwise known as his Facebook page. As I mentioned in a previous diary entry I was unable to scroll through all of his pics the first day on account it made me car sick, which is weird because I’m typing this on my couch. Well, today I made it through them all with only mild to medium nausea. I took a Dramamine prior to so I think that helped some. From the pics I gleaned that Rich is really holding on to those 21 Jump St. days for as long as he can. Which I guess is all he really has since the breakup with Yasmine. I scroll through some of his art which he calls “Emotions on Canvas”. It’s something on canvas alright. And then it hits me like a ton of dicks. I don’t know how I missed it the first time. It was perfect. Or you might even say it was purrrrfect. He had a black and white drawing of Garfield in his photo gallery. That lovable lasagna loving feline. Even though I’m allergic to cats my heart instantly melted. Not only does Greico have a sensitive artistic side, he had a sense of humor and loves animals too.
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I decide to commemorate this momentous occasion by taking a bathroom self pic of me making a duckface and flipping the bird. Now if I can just get up the guts to officially Friend Richard I can comment on that Garfield pic with my signature stamp of approval, “LOL”.

3:26 pm September, 18 Capt. James T. Douche said...

This clown has set race relations back about 80 years.

4:10 pm September, 18 Douchble Helix said...

BW – You sayin’ you want a piece of me?

[Seinfeld outtakes to follow.]

6:45 pm September, 18 Douchble Helix said...

Jebus H. Christ, BW!! Alls you had to do was ask sorta nicely.
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http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/171/niceg.jpg/
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If someone would teach the rest of us how to post and display a photo directly on this page, I’d be much obliged.

7:21 pm September, 18 DarkSock said...

Remember, kids, if you’re getting something inked permanently into your skin make sure it is something with a lasting meaning.
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Like a website URL.

7:41 pm September, 18 BenchWarmer said...

Thanks Douchble Helix! I’m playing Duran Duran’s “Girls On Film” as I look at it. It’s the same girl right? The same girl that belongs in the Hall of Hott alongside whatserboobs? and whoserbutt? Please don’t make me do a Day 4 diary entry people. I’m not sure if I can fit a waxing and highlighting appointment in my already jammed pack week of anal bleaching and mani pedis or is it pedi manis?
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@DH, good luck getting that pass to post pictures in the comments. Maybe you’re just not using the right javascript? Anyway thanks again, your contribution to my HOH campaign has been noted.

7:44 pm September, 18 troy tempest said...

@DH – not possible. Some people here have “super user” status, and they get to post pictures. In return they have to constantly troll the pages and delete spam.

7:50 pm September, 18 Blah said...

The only appropriate response to that video is an epidemic of projectile vomiting and explosive diarrhea, followed by a petition drive for mandatory sterilization of idiots.

8:06 pm September, 18 idfma said...

At this point, I would support BenchWarmer’s nomiation for HOH just to make the Greico updates stop.
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I’m only trying to save you BW, if your nausea is decreasing that can’t be good. It may be the first sign of infection. Be careful.

8:14 pm September, 18 idfma said...

Waaait, a minute, so…Skweezy Jibbs IS real. Now I’m really confused.
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Oh, wait, Skweezy was funny. My man Riff Raff is real. This dude has real ink, real braids, a real panty on his head, and a real pumpkin ‘piece’. That’s not a pumpkin, it’s a self portrait.
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All that shit he’s talking about copying confused me too. So let me see if I understand, it’s the fact it’s a pumpkin instead of a clock that makes it so different from Flavor Flav’s absurd neckwear, right?

8:17 pm September, 18 idfma said...

Hey DS, how long do you think it will take before a missed payment on the URL? He probably put the tattoo on a credit card.

8:57 pm September, 18 Douchble Helix said...

I’m just glad to know I can’t post a pic because of some admin priviledges thing and not because I’m a dumbass. I thought I was being rude to the other ‘baghunters via laziness/sloth/ignorance.
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Only after putting the pics together did I see it. I hadn’t even considered it before BW suggested it. Glad to help!

10:22 pm September, 18 Mr. Biggs said...

….. I cannot unsee that.

10:47 pm September, 18 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Have y’all seen the new Dr. Pepper ad featuring rapper Pitbull? When the fuck did the douche malignancy co-opt Chicano culture?
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Oh, right. 1989.
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But whatever. I’m never drinking Dr. Pepper again! I mean, I never drank it before. Shit tastes like carbonated prune juice bile. But my boycott still stands.

11:27 pm September, 18 Crocodile Dun Douche said...

Can’t believe I paused Meshuggah to hear that stain talk… oh well live and learn people, live and learn.

4:45 am September, 19 Douche France said...

Ali G in Da House !

7:06 am September, 19 Wheezer said...

Wow, Riff Raff’s a real piece of poo, isn’t he? Did anyone else notice how he “Sanchez’d” his bleeth around the 1:02 mark?
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She thinks he’s too (self-proclaimed) “famous” to leave his disgusting ass, I suppose.

8:15 am September, 19 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

Why is he having such trouble talking?

8:54 am September, 19 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I think we may be six months to one year away from this if people keep paying attention to human trash like this. What is it about this dickgobbler that sheeple find interesting or worth paying attention to? Lately I’ve been having a hard time suppressing the urge to eradicate uselessness in all it forms and this isn’t helping. Maybe Ted Kaczynski had it right after all. *starts stocking up on ammo, explosives, nails and wood*

9:03 am September, 19 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Why do these brain-ded asshole get “pit bulls” (lots of breeds are grouped under this heading) all the time? This is exactly the reason why animal shelters are always full of them. *siiiiiigh*

10:42 am September, 20 Hurl Scheibe said...

I thought that Da Ali G show was a comedy, not a documentary.

3:43 am September, 21 MissMon said...

Ugh… I just vomited. This is douchebag No 1.

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