Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Smug Todd Hooks His Glasses in his Pants

Your humble narrator just ate an entire box of Carr’s Ginger Lemon Creme Cookies and now I’m spritzing the bloat fantastic.

Then I licked a hallucinogenic toad.

And by hallucinogenic toad, I mean a picture of early 80s Soft Fuzzy Sweater Heather Thomas.

So’s I’m makin’ no sense.

Have some Grand Pearyon.

# posted by douchebag1
11:09 am September, 7 SonnyChibaChoad said...

day-um that is some pear…

11:17 am September, 7 DarkSock said...

DB1 must be outsourcing his linking to Reverend Chad.
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I would gladly ride a mule down into that pear’s grand canyon.

11:17 am September, 7 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

His “girlfriend” needs to have those glasses handy when she goes searching for his manhood.

11:18 am September, 7 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Does the douchebag in the back have an asscrack tattoo or just a huge asscrack?

11:31 am September, 7 tall guy said...

Small, firm tits=nice. The bonus being they’re real.

11:35 am September, 7 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The Groin Shave Reveal is much better than the “Ho Chi Minh Pubic Trail.” Barf.
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Congs

11:36 am September, 7 DarkSock said...

I’m with Tall Guy on this one. Her boobage is delightful, and will continue to be for 3 decades or so.

11:37 am September, 7 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

I think we need an I.D. check here. I’ve got underwear older than this girl.

11:42 am September, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

@Dark Sock
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That is fuccking funny Son. I am so stoned. I want Heather Thomas before I am required by Roger’s Rules of Order to overceed a quorum and post a most heinous labial prolapse I have been keeping in the happy vault. I give you DB1 until 3:10 EST before I begin my nefarious revenge.

11:45 am September, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^overseed: (O~vr-sed): to superceed a -ceed of any form or nomenclature of the fifth bar of the third verse of El Fagachino by Il Divo).

11:45 am September, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^to fix your fucking lawn

11:50 am September, 7 Hot Waitress said...

I liked to booble spank sparkle pooch her spickle spackle. Hey, just filling in for DB1 while he was filling in for The Reverend.

12:05 pm September, 7 tall guy said...

@ Magnum Douche PI, possibly, possibly… But I’m still shellshocked from the sight of Uncle Richie and Aunt Maureen.

12:07 pm September, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I think we have a new porn filter. Let’s check:
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http://www.youporn.com

12:14 pm September, 7 Vin Douchal said...

youporn works, how about S*******t

12:15 pm September, 7 Vin Douchal said...

Smug Todd hooks his sheep’s hind legs in his boots

12:22 pm September, 7 jonezy said...

her sunglasses may well be bigger than her bikini top
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Smug Todd hooks his nipples into John’s Largeman’s lower chassis before playing Boston Cream Pie Butthole Bobbing
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Boondoggles

12:27 pm September, 7 Southern Scrotic said...

$10 bucks for a box of Creme Cookies? And no girl scout guilt involved?
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Dayum. Snooki must be giving you kickbacks from her latest book contract. Errr, books. She’s written twice as many as you.

12:34 pm September, 7 Hurl Scheibe said...

Small, bouncy and perky always beats the bolt ons. At least everywhere but Las Vegas.

She has a delightful girl next door quality.

He has an oderous Supercan behind the alley quality.

12:37 pm September, 7 Hurl Scheibe said...

“Perfect Pear makes Perfect”

Vince Lombardi

12:38 pm September, 7 Hot Waitress said...

@Southern Scrotic, its because Snookie is robust. She’s a workhorse when it comes to cranking out literature.

1:09 pm September, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

S.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.T.

1:14 pm September, 7 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Wanna to beat the shit out of the douche in this picture doesn’t even compare to wanting to beat the shit out of this douche:
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1:34 pm September, 7 Douche Springsteen said...

I hate douchebags with wind-tunnel hair who try to flash douchebag hand gestures whilst holding a drink. With a straw in it.
Although I do like how the guy on the right has One-Eyed Willy’s treasure map tattooed on his back. I liked that movie a lot, too.
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Goonies.

3:42 pm September, 7 douchebagel said...

why are there ants crawling out of his belly button and into his trousers? why does he have more bracelets than j-lo? why is he wearing shoes while wearing swimming trousers? why are said trousers untied? WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?!

3:43 pm September, 7 douchebagel said...

for the record, throwin up a sign while holding an arby’s cup is not gangster

4:11 pm September, 7 Stephanie said...

Todd’s just trying too hard to be someone. And when he gets home it’s back to working the parts store counter.

4:49 pm September, 7 Medusa Oblongata said...

SpyOnVegas.com? Oh Deer Lord. No one needs to spy on Vegas, we already know everything. What we need is to just drive through there with a fleet of M1s and declare it a dead zone.

6:26 pm September, 7 Steve L. said...

pasty skinned Amy is jealous that her pear isn’t anywhere near the caliber of Grand Pearyon’s pear.

6:38 am September, 8 DarkSock said...

I’d filter herporn.
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Socialists.

5:52 pm April, 3 nerd said...

The Reverend Chad Kroeger are you sur of that?

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