Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Something Went Wrong on the Path to Enlightenment

When the righteous wish to settle in tranquility, G-d says: “Is it not enough for the righteous what is prepared for them in the World to Come, that they also ask for a tranquil life in this world?”

– Rashi’s commentary on Genesis 37:1

# posted by douchebag1
1:28 pm September, 28 Colossus of Choads said...

aaaaHAHAHAAAAAAAAA

1:37 pm September, 28 Dirty South said...

I just threw up a little in my mouth.

1:40 pm September, 28 creature said...

“….& then G+d sent a plague of douchal proportions to cleanse the land of gel, grease & Axe”

1:41 pm September, 28 creature said...

“…not to mention stupid headwraps!”

1:41 pm September, 28 baffomet said...

Man, those chicks are hot!! They must be all natural too huh?

1:43 pm September, 28 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

When you put a quarter in her mouth and pull on her tassle a handful of M&M’s spill from her cooch.
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I wouldn’t eat them though.

1:50 pm September, 28 Hurl Scheibe said...

Cain and Able’s request to return to the Garden of Eden was denied. And now we know why.

1:57 pm September, 28 Capt. James T. Douche said...

WTF!!! Is that a leather cumberbun and an even gayer than gayly possible Liberace suit??? Gross dark haired douche’s abdomen reminds me of an H.R. Giger drawing. Booby tassel Bleeths both charming and mindless at the same time.

1:58 pm September, 28 im a dude said...

wow this site is really going down hill

2:02 pm September, 28 hermit said...

“I’m not sure, and correct me if I’m wrong, but i think I see…………………..a nipple.”

2:21 pm September, 28 soy bomb said...

“That’s not real, is it?”

2:30 pm September, 28 Vin Douchal said...

The Viking Yogurt Rodeo lets in women now?

2:37 pm September, 28 Me said...

I’m getting a serious vibe that that one of those douches wants to Segfried the other’s Roy.
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@gay old shit nobody cares about 1:58p. Was this site ever on an uphill trend? Maybe when Pfah was here but its been pretty stale since he left. It’s all tranny this and boob that now. Just turn off your brain and enjoy the ride man. You’ll be a lot happier.

3:20 pm September, 28 Ted Brogan said...

Welp, off to begin my antibiotics regimen…

3:25 pm September, 28 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

I’ve always had a weakness forpreternaturally tall, giraffe-limb’d, buck-toothed, jug-eared Jewesses.

….and teeny-tiny Armenian princesses sporting pasties can also get me hotter than a just-fucked fox on the Fourth of July.
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.However, gay Lebanese male strippers feeling up Lithuanian lounge lizards leave me colder than a brass suppository.
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.Semites

3:33 pm September, 28 Wedgie said...

^Choad, you should run for office. You just managed to offend most of the U.N. in three sentences. That’s a talent most don’t have, my friend.

3:35 pm September, 28 Wedgie said...

BTW, I like that pic. Trannies and boobs. Booby Trannies. Tranny, Boobie, Boobie, Tranny.
This site has never looked better to me.
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Blind since birth.

3:50 pm September, 28 McCrude said...

It finally happened. DB1 sold out and turned HCwDB into a gay porn webazine.

3:54 pm September, 28 McCrude said...

The path to enlightenment apparently took an ominous detour through Diamond Lou’s sphincter.

4:02 pm September, 28 McCrude said...

Katy Perry hott is starting to suspect answering the “models wanted” add on Craigslist was a serious lapse in judgment.

4:19 pm September, 28 Tits McGee said...

Something went wrong indeed… this site used to be a place for me to weep for the binary gravitational pull douchebags were having on hot chicks down into the toilet bowl of infinity. Now this site has become the toilet bowl bearing various turds just floating around for all to observe. I now weep for this site for it seems that the douchebags are steering.

4:21 pm September, 28 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Who had the bright idea of letting Menudo reform?

4:41 pm September, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^Betty Boop meets Katy Perry and a couple of gays.
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Example: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKSX3H8Jx-Q

6:58 pm September, 28 Guid is Good said...

“You want hand-job ya?”

“Ah no, we’re good.”

7:00 pm September, 28 doucheywallnuts said...

Okay, I’m starting to think we may be dealing with a malevolent God, in which case I better start sucking up.

7:50 pm September, 28 Stephanie said...

The 2 guys are perilously closer to one another in a strange way.

8:30 pm September, 28 Medusa Oblongata said...

The Devil, in his snake disguise, offered apples from the tree of wisdom. when he saw the men had already helped themselves to the tree of sausage, he slithered off to see what Lillith was up to.

12:28 pm September, 29 troy tempest said...

you people REALLY don’t get it. This is a visual parody on the famous LP cover by Roxy Music for “Country Life” – a cover so sexy it was BANNED in the USA as porn.
http://www.technodisco.net/img/tracks/r/roxy-music/1681734-roxy-music-country-life.jpg
It has been parodied by other bands:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_szw8OMrkqF4/TU_k5FbcQpI/AAAAAAAAAKc/jPLcHjdwXnE/s1600/0000031284_1280491455orig.jpg
and parodied by gays:
http://lh5.ggpht.com/-Q6Fh0KksbCA/TJTKjaZjvmI/AAAAAAAAAUM/mHZI4xUyX4w/roxy1_small.jpg
So this can only be Yet Another Parody of Roxy Music.

Unless it’s a photo of some douchebags and retarded bimbo bleeths who never heard of Roxy Music and can’t spell PARODY much less understand that they’re living parodies unto themselves….

12:35 pm September, 29 Matuse said...

What the hell is that horrible thing on the left?

It looks like the white rabbit girl from the first Matrix is wearing a full body skin colored leotard that’s being pulled in the wrong direction by someone standing right behind her out of the camera.

9:42 am October, 1 Pliny said...

Loose the two dudes and you’ve got a cover for the next Roxy Music album.

7:09 am October, 3 Tony Ventresca said...

Props to Matuse @12:35 for the now-forgotten Matrix reference. I will never forget that white rabbit chick with the oh-so-hott sneer trying to lure young Neo into trouble (mind you, once at the nightclub, she drops the “dangrous girl” thing and turns into a hen gossiping with her girlfriends).

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