Monday, September 26, 2011

Somewhere in Glendale…

…a Toyota Dealership is missing a salesman.

# posted by douchebag1
1:59 pm September, 26 Bueller said...

Those two dudes look like twins….

2:08 pm September, 26 schlicht bindenburger said...

she can tickle my ballsack any day!

2:13 pm September, 26 baffomet said...

Is it weird to take pictures that close to your sister???

2:14 pm September, 26 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

He looks like a fly just flew up his nose. Good thing for him because it just added 10 IQ points to him.

2:22 pm September, 26 tall guy said...

They’e both fairly orange coloured. He looks like he just fell out of a tree. She has nice jugs.

2:26 pm September, 26 Geoffrey said...

face of a tranny.

2:28 pm September, 26 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

Mouth-breathing is a time-honored tradition among the Armenian populations of San Bernadino…
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.Motorboating sultry, smoky-eyed, Mediterranean hotts with major league cans is a personal tradition I try to uphold whenever possible.

2:28 pm September, 26 Douchble Helix said...

I guess I’ll keep my HoH nomination to myself.

2:37 pm September, 26 Capt. James T. Douche said...

His eyebrows remind me of Johnny 5 from Short Circuit.

2:43 pm September, 26 Wedgie said...

Nice look, Baloon-Head. But your sister is hot, she has a little Claire Forlani thing going on. But with a nice after market rack to go along with it.
If that’s a tranny, I must be gay. So you guys can call me Hugh Grant from now on.

2:46 pm September, 26 tall guy said...

His ‘eyebrows’ are also ‘after market’.

2:53 pm September, 26 Legedouche said...

Bahahaha.

I think he’s more of a used Mercedes kind of guy, but you never know.

2:54 pm September, 26 Douchble Helix said...

I agree with Hugh Grant.

3:04 pm September, 26 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Sometimes, after all the money and broken promises, the Russian Internet bride really does show up. When she does, life is good. Until her Russian mobster boyfriend shows up and makes you eat your own scrotum.

3:09 pm September, 26 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

“This is my Sister, Broveeshka. She is number two prostitute in all of Ankara. She like to date you with the sexy fuccensuck.”

3:15 pm September, 26 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Could he possible be the Chernobros semi-retarded cousin?

3:16 pm September, 26 Capt. James T. Douche said...

*possibly be…

3:16 pm September, 26 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Wow, that independent cellphone store operator sure can pull some hot MILFy Bleeths…

3:17 pm September, 26 DoucheyWallnuts said...

And ditto Douchble Helix…

3:19 pm September, 26 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Number 5 is alive!
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http://fastcache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/4/2007/07/Johnny_5.jpg

3:28 pm September, 26 Douchble Helix said...

No, that’s Michael Jordan! I recognize the tongue thing he did.

3:44 pm September, 26 Vin Douchal said...

Harpoonian Baloonian posing with Miss Persian-American, Eagle Rock Chapter, accepts the Salesman of the Month award at the T-Mobile Kisok #103 luncheon.

3:45 pm September, 26 Vin Douchal said...

Spitoonian Cartoonian

3:45 pm September, 26 Hurl Scheibe said...

That guy’s selling used Yugos if he’s selling anything. And I’m with Wedgie. I don’t see the tranny thing at all. And she is a tranny, that’s not something a few shots of Jack Daniels won’t fix.

3:46 pm September, 26 Vin Douchal said...

Maroonian Sanduniyan

3:46 pm September, 26 Vin Douchal said...

Baboonian Fullmoonian

3:47 pm September, 26 Vin Douchal said...

Spoonian Baboonian

3:47 pm September, 26 Edith Anne Tarbox of Dripping Springs Tx said...

some people need to put their arm in a cling when they break their clavicle, tacoma man had to have his jaw wired open to keep from talking.

3:48 pm September, 26 I R A Darth Aggie said...

She can try to sell me a Toyota any time she wants. I won’t actually buy one, but I’d certainly like to hear her sales pitch.
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What? you think that doucebag is actually gainfully employed?

3:48 pm September, 26 Edith Anne Tarbox of Dripping Springs Tx said...

sling

3:49 pm September, 26 Vin Douchal said...

Bowie Kuhnian
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Baseball fans

4:33 pm September, 26 Jeet Kune Douche said...

LORD HAVE MER-SAYYY!!!!
That chick is 2 DIE 4!!!!!
I bet TardFace paid her $100 to stand next to him for that pic. I’d also bet that she bolted like the Roadrunner as soon as the camera went ‘click!’
I’d consider myself BLESSED if that GODDESS even just deigned to ignore me. UUUUUUUUNNNNNNNGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4:42 pm September, 26 Chingame said...

HOH!!!!! Or I kill a lawn gnome!

4:57 pm September, 26 Wedgie said...

I just realized that “balloon” has two L’s. So does “chinballian”. Coincidence…..I think not.
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Astral Projectors.

4:59 pm September, 26 Hugh Grant said...

^Asshole.

5:00 pm September, 26 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

“You like dis shirt, yes? 90% hand stitched Italian denim. Cost 10,000 rupee and my best goat, but de ladies, dey love dis shirt.”

5:00 pm September, 26 Wedgie said...

^Still pissed off for getting ditched by that hottie Elizabeth Hurley.

5:01 pm September, 26 Wedgie said...

^Dude, you just took a bullet for Hugh.

5:30 pm September, 26 JG said...

What the fuck is wrong with all of you, she is smoking, and I challenge all of you to get your fat guts out from under the PC and claim one as fine as her.

5:39 pm September, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

SlapHappy Madison

5:40 pm September, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Brittle Mickey

5:40 pm September, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Flappy Gilmore

5:41 pm September, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Big Phatty

5:41 pm September, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Spanklish

5:41 pm September, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

One First Date

5:42 pm September, 26 creature said...

those are lusciously hung, shoulder slung, flesh saddlebags which I would lovingly & obsessively caress
& they would never miss my mouth!

5:45 pm September, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I Now Pronounce You Shmuck and Tranny

5:45 pm September, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Mr. Weeds

5:46 pm September, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Thrown Ups

5:47 pm September, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Ladyboy

5:47 pm September, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Wedding Stoner

5:55 pm September, 26 Jeff said...

She looks like Cat Lady (that one old broad who had all the plastic surgery) done right. Damn right! As in hot damn right. My penis is erect everyone. Seriously, you should see this thing. This thing is so huge even my balls get scared sometimes. I want to HOH the shit outta that lady. Lets do this thang!!!!!

7:31 pm September, 26 Wedgie said...

So, now we know Jeff is erect. Somehow, I could’ve lived without that knowledge. Just sayin’.
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Stiffies.

7:49 pm September, 26 Hurl Scheibe said...

The knowledge of Jeff’s state of turgidity just made me flaccid.

9:38 pm September, 26 Cthulhu's Green Ballsack said...

Jeff, it is time to take your Ritalin.

10:04 pm September, 26 DarkSock said...

“This thing is so huge, even my balls get scared sometimes”.
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And just like that, Daddy DarkSock has a new pick-up line.

10:39 pm September, 26 Steve L. said...

somewhere in Glendale, customer satisfaction survey scores for a certain Toyota dealership also spiked up by 100%.

12:15 am September, 27 Douche-douche said...

Holy Silicone Persian chest balloons Batman!!!

1:25 am September, 27 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Somewhere in the forest…

…some wood is missing.

Because it’s in my shorts 😐

1:50 am September, 27 Guid is Good said...

This chick should be hotter than she is????

5:58 am September, 27 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Those mams cannot be silicone! Silicone gives 2 softballs defying the effects of gravity. Those are pulling down naturally and deliciously.

7:55 am September, 27 jonezy said...

Gozat, the Armenian answer to Jeff Dunham.
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She is all silicon, and his arm is elbow deep right now.

3:52 pm September, 27 Stephanie said...

Missing link.

7:37 am September, 28 Medusa Oblongata said...

Somewhere in Glendale, a Toyota dealer is missing a chromosome.

8:24 am September, 28 Douchble Helix said...

These are my most recent unrequited HoH noms. I guess there;s something about sunlight reflecting off of soft, young boobies:

http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/703/hohgals.jpg/

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