Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Tatticus Finch

We’ve seen bad tatt wipewanks hitting on Pocahontas Hotties.

And we’ve seen really bad tatt wipewanks hitting on Pocahontas Hotties.

But ne’er have we seen the heinosity that is “Blackjack Crotch.”

I mock and bird Tatticus Finch.

And I feed a sammich to Kelly, while surreptitiously surveying her wedding ring for truth value.

# posted by douchebag1
7:10 am September, 20 Anonymous said...

Blackjack and a beer bong above junk tramp stamp! Yahtzee! I better play my cards right to see his one eyed jack.

7:46 am September, 20 every which way but douche said...

What does hit necklace tatt say? It looks like “See you in another free clinic”.

8:05 am September, 20 jonezy said...

more like Poo Radley

8:13 am September, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

His neck tatt says, “See you in another picture on HotChicksWithDouchebags.com”

8:15 am September, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

She is giving us the “Seminole Stare of Semen Slurping.”

8:47 am September, 20 Anonymous said...

“See you in another anus”

8:48 am September, 20 Wedgie said...

“See you in another anus”. Fuck anon.

8:59 am September, 20 Chumanominom said...

I kinda like the “Dragon Eat’s Angel” tat. [ ? ] I was considering the very same concept but now that I see the final product I may just scrap the idea.
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The neck sentence is probably a good idea so someone can return him to the correct shelter after the party.
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Additionally I see that she has one of those shoe-box rubber bands holding her hair on, good look Pokaherass!

9:00 am September, 20 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

I think the symbolism of the blackjack tatt is that any girl getting that close to his crotch is gambling with her health.

9:03 am September, 20 Chumanominom said...

Beyond all of that she does have a tight little body, wouldn’t mind delousing her with a gallon of Clorox® and a stainless BBQ brush then finding out …
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See you in another Soccer Riot

9:12 am September, 20 dbBen said...

“See you in another 6 – 18 months”
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Depending on behavior/crowding of course.

9:15 am September, 20 Chumanominom said...

See you in another 7-11

9:21 am September, 20 Mandouchian Candidate said...

I would have to say the only thing more tightly wrapped up than her sweater puppets are her daddy issues.

9:25 am September, 20 Vin Douchal said...

Put a shirt and tie on T Finch and he could be a normal everyman. Shirt off? Fuccen turd with a depleted self-worth needing to make a spectacle of his body/palette to validate his existence.
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Anyone that has to sufffer whatever it is he does for a living can thank HCwDB for showing his true colors, applied with ink into a perplexing rigamarole of distasteful, unpalatable nonsense.
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But of course to hasten our dismay, Pocahontas Hott finds this exhilarating and a huge part of her sexual awakening/awareness as she finds the conquest of a mate with these qualities a trophy to be marched around. At that pool. Only.
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Monday morning, back at her job at the medical billing service, she feels that sore bacterial itch in her baby making parts and mistakes it for satisfaction. Sorry, it’s Chlamydia

9:32 am September, 20 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Did his crappy tatts rub off on her bewbies? On my monitor it kinda looks like her entire boobular area has a blue hue to it.

9:42 am September, 20 Douchble Helix said...

His “Dragon Eats Angel” tat reminds me of the movie Dogma. I’m not Catholic, so I didn’t know who all those special beings were. But they were all mashed up before mash-ups were the thing.
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Or maybe it’s more like a Godzilla Meets Mothra kind of thing?

9:59 am September, 20 Douchie Spellcheck said...

“To Grill A Schlockingturd.”

10:41 am September, 20 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Why does he have a tattoo of the Loch Ness Monster wearing a really bad toupee? Is hair loss a serious problem for cryptids?

12:19 pm September, 20 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

See you in another glory hole

12:26 pm September, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

12:31 pm September, 20 Medusa Oblongata said...

I was thinking that myself: “There is something wrong with her titular regions.” Then I was thinking, “What a load of shitty tattoos.” Then I was thinking, “Yeah, it’s kinda like this.

12:42 pm September, 20 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

His ass is a four-deck chute.
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Did I say “deck”? I meant “dick”.

1:11 pm September, 20 Stephanie said...

See you in another man’s ass. I’m confused by the stencil angel.

2:31 pm September, 20 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Nothing is more intimidating than Yakuza sleeve tattoos on Zachary Quinto.

4:15 pm September, 20 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

See you in another tattoo and payday loan parlor.

5:16 pm September, 20 SomeGuy said...

Having run out of smallpox-infected blankets, the colonists attempted to wipe out the tribe of Pocahantas Hotts by sending over the douche equivalent of a bubonic plague-carrying rat.

In another age, the Mongols would have brought entire cities to their knees by lobbing him over the walls during a siege.

5:59 pm September, 20 soy bomb said...

See You In Another Lysol® douche ad.
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Mad Men.

6:01 pm September, 20 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Young Thandie Newton sure can pull the dregs of Vegas douche.

12:17 am September, 21 Whoop-di-douche said...

I could use a good photo of Gregory Peck about now, if only to refresh mine eyes from the visual poostains of overly busy tatted skin and plaid-ies. And what’s she doin’ airbrushing shadows all over her flattened boobs?

10:15 am September, 21 Colossus of Choads said...

why are her breasts green?

3:08 pm September, 21 american bagger said...

there is absolutely nothing wrong with this guys tatts. he himself is a whole other question. but the tatts? not a problem.

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