Tuesday, September 13, 2011

The Apple Store Holiday Office Party in Macon, Georgia, Was Crashed by Peter

Peter was invited by the branch manager, Barry, who used to, like, totally do shots with Pete-boy in college.

Estella and Sue left a few moments after this picture was taken.

They’re considering filing a complaint with H.R.

# posted by douchebag1
2:02 pm September, 13 Vin Douchal said...

Hey ! That gal on the left is my wife. My right hand and I just consumated the marriage

2:07 pm September, 13 Country Bumpkin said...

Shit. That little lady has flags comin’ outta her head. Not hitting’ that would be unAmerican.

2:12 pm September, 13 Jeff said...

I wish to make coitus with the one on the right. Ummm… my right.

2:15 pm September, 13 I R A Darth Aggie said...

I want to file a complaint with H.R.!

2:50 pm September, 13 Southern Scrotic said...

I can stand up and salute the blonde on the left.

2:53 pm September, 13 Capt. James T. Douche said...

If it’s one thing pharmacy school taught me it’s how to spot a drug rep (notorious douches and even more notorious sexual harassers) and this ball of crotch rot fits the bill perfectly! Forget the spiel Petey-Boy there’s a cheaper generic anyway, just leave the co-pay assist program vouchers for my lousy deadbeat/crackhead patients and fuck off!

3:12 pm September, 13 Vin Douchal said...

Black tank top under white sport coat. Dude, I don’t think even Clooney could pull that look off . Maaaaybe Daniel Craig , but not as Bond.
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He looks the Shemp / Zeppo of the Corey’s movies

4:15 pm September, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Stoned.

4:26 pm September, 13 Wedgie said...

Vin, that’s his bra strap.

4:28 pm September, 13 Wedgie said...

Why would they file a complaint with His Rectum?

5:14 pm September, 13 Guid is Good said...

Eurobag Elvis – please leave the building.

5:55 pm September, 13 Medusa Oblongata said...

Black bra under white jacket? Oh, good lord. Blondie on the right looks like she’s begging blonde on the left to hide her from that skidmark.

5:57 pm September, 13 higuys said...

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6:01 pm September, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I didn’t qualify for Cougara.com. They require you to more than 21. I assume they meant inches.

6:03 pm September, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^Drunk! You guys don’t knnow drrrrrrunk. Ands stoned. Fuckn shit that stuff is strong@

6:55 pm September, 13 Mr. White said...

Apple Store chicks don’t wear cocktail dresses. Or makeup. And I likes ’em that way.

7:25 pm September, 13 Douchble Helix said...

Shorty is benefiting from the reflected glow of the tall one.

Vin – good one with Shemp/Zeppo. You think this ‘bag is a ‘bag-el?

8:55 pm September, 13 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

I like neither cougars or younger men. DB1, hows about you give that filter a swift kick and get it working again.

Totally forced smiles on the blondie sisters. You can almost see the gears turning in the head of the one on the left as she attempts to come up with an excuse to get the f away from this tool.

9:50 pm September, 13 The Dude said...

I like that the two blondes are giving me the coital eye. I DO NOT like that swiffy-hair Pete is giving me some kind of eye behind those sunglasses in a night club.
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No means NO, Pete!

6:35 am September, 14 Hurl Scheibe said...

You can guys can have her American style. I’m going for option B, the flag to the immediate left of Old Glory and Tappin Dat Ass GreekStyle™.

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