Thursday, September 1, 2011

The Billybag Brothers and Tiny Amanda Hott Go to a Frat Party

Which is douchier, the douche tatt done in ink or the douche tatt done in magic marker?

Who is more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him?

But, as always, we’ve learned that Jesus died for your chest shave.

And that Leopard Boobies cure Lupus. Pass it on.

# posted by douchebag1
7:17 am September, 1 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

The eyes have it!
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.and we can’t see hers…so it’s back to PornHub for the Choadster.

7:33 am September, 1 jonezy said...

you can hardly see the Herp when you mask your eyes like that

7:36 am September, 1 da da douchey said...

waxed eyebrows on a dude? lovely

7:43 am September, 1 Et Tu Douche? said...

I’m going with this is some kind of costume party.

7:50 am September, 1 Colossus of Choads said...

hokey religions and ancient weapons are no ma…oh sorry, wrong website.

8:02 am September, 1 boone doggle said...

Her splash guard worked like a charm. Still smiling after a night of brokkaki.

8:04 am September, 1 Christina Reachyaround said...

So she’s going as slutty leopard for Halloween and the guys are going as slutty gay strippers. Seems pretty legitimate to me. What’s the hullabaloo about?

8:04 am September, 1 Mandouchian Candidate said...

I don’t know what she looks like from the tits up or the tits down, but the tits are wonderful. Kudos to you (or your surgeon) for the sweater meat.

8:11 am September, 1 YA said...

Unfortunately, it’s usually NOT LUPUS

8:15 am September, 1 Ted Brogan said...

Bleeth.

8:22 am September, 1 DoucheyWallnuts said...

This picture just proves while you cannot buy class, you CAN buy douche.

8:22 am September, 1 DoucheyWallnuts said...

And boobs. You can buy douche and boobs.

8:23 am September, 1 DoucheyWallnuts said...

And bad, plastic x-ray specs glasses. You can buy douche, boobs and bad, plastic x-ray specs glasses.

8:24 am September, 1 Christina Reachyaround said...

@Ted Brogan, But her boobies cure scabies.
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Scoobies

9:00 am September, 1 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

I think this is some costume party where the dudes think they are dressing up as bags in humor, but deep down they do in fact know they really are bags. Could this be some sort of existentialist irony ? Or maybe they are just trying to get there hands on those massive funbags. A question for the ages.

9:02 am September, 1 Vin Douchal said...

This is parody. Except the boobs. Well maybe the boobs, too, it’s just a matter of is it a really powerful push-up bra or canteloupe obsessed cosmetic surgeon
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Bingo Queens

10:05 am September, 1 I R A Darth Aggie said...

You’ve been bringing the boobies hard to today. That’s some good work, boss.

10:22 am September, 1 schlicht bindenburger said...

the erection on the right painted his brows with a sharpie, thats all dooosh…YOU CUNTS!

10:34 am September, 1 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Geez is that Jim Carey with the douche tatts?

10:42 am September, 1 Anonymous said...

Yes, these are hard lupus or cancer causing implants on leopardkini. Mmmm…lupus/cancer.

11:09 am September, 1 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Does anybosy have a compressor capable of about 700 psi? If so, find this turd monkeys, place the hose 2 cm from the bridge of their noses, and then release the pressure. I’ve always wondered what sliced douche would look like.

1:11 pm September, 1 Douchble Helix said...

Big boobies!!

1:13 pm September, 1 pyrpylkyrtynz said...

I gotta notta
they know douche when they see it
and they are probably looking at this right now
and laughing and sniffing the Sharpies
and laughing some more

2:06 pm September, 1 tall guy said...

Bonus signifier points for the douche glasses – by which I mean extra punches to their ugly, shiny heads.
She’s one of those little-big-tits gals. Although I suspect she’s that way by nurture not nature. still, good motorboat material.

6:46 pm September, 1 DarkSock said...

The trick is to turn the blade horizontally when you go for the eye-stab.

8:38 am September, 2 Medusa Oblongata said...

Dick punches.

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