Sunday, September 25, 2011

The Krumps Are Not All Right

Well since that Persian Fugs video was somehow removed just after getting posted, lets all observe this puddly wiggling twitching with performative palsy.

Talented kids in service of the ‘bag virus is talent wasted.

# posted by douchebag1
8:28 am September, 25 McCrude said...

DB1, maybe just post pear? I mean, two puppies trapped in a skirt, Curly Neal dribbling two ripe melons, a heart shaped trunk packed and ready to roll…

8:29 am September, 25 douchebag1 said...

@McCrude you got your Pear on Friday. And what a fine Pear it was. Surely enough to gnaw on until next Friday.

8:33 am September, 25 McCrude said...

Fair enough, boss!
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The arrest video was icing on the cake. I mean like the rich cream cheese icing on an oil soaked carrot cake.

9:17 am September, 25 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I havent been so scared of little people since the original leprechaun movie (a rare Jennifer Aniston slasher flick).

9:26 am September, 25 Et Tu Douche? said...

Huh???

9:49 am September, 25 hermit android thumbs said...

This video should be a stark reminder to anyone who is raising kids in homes built before 1972.
Please, never allow your children to ingest lead-based paint.

11:11 am September, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

If that kid is 9. It would be fair to guess the parents are probably in their 30’s. And if they are in their 30’s supporting this little cursed assfucks dancing by at least giving him a ride, they must die. And by die I mean Burn them! Burn them with fire!

11:48 am September, 25 tall guy said...

I’ve got US$3000.00 (approximately AUS$3.50) if you strike the first match, Kroeger.
Canadian funny money.

12:21 pm September, 25 tall guy said...

Also, these kids are to dude-centric dancing what Poison and Winger are to hair metal. What they need onstage are a few heavily tattooed women dressed like anarchist cheerleaders.

1:50 pm September, 25 Douche France said...

Pedobear approves that post.

http://www.pedobear.org/gallery?func=detail&id=106

2:31 pm September, 25 Sheila said...

Just got back from sucking my mom’s teat. Before I make myself a Hot Pocket, watch sad TV and call it a day I thought I would comment on this video. I didn’t think it was that douchey. Does anyone remember breakdancing? Was that douchey? I thought it was cool and creative. Well, back to abysmal loneliness. When oh when will he walk through that door? Shit, I should probably give him a key. Maybe that’s the problem.
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Sheila out.

2:37 pm September, 25 creature said...

video of 9 yr old Matthew Stafford?

10:54 pm September, 25 DarkSock said...

Saints!

11:33 pm September, 25 Whoop-di-douche said...

Rats, this is normal street walk in Rio de Janeiro. Must be nice for a kid to find his career at such a tender age.
Oh, and the first one was su-per-i-or to the second kid, but I’d hire ’em both.

11:38 pm September, 25 Whoop-di-douche said...

Almost forgot…the tea and crumpets were the wrong food for me to be imbibing while watching this. Whaddaya expect on a quiet Sunday?

11:42 pm September, 25 Steve L. said...

i didn’t know what “Krumping” was.
and now i’d rather un-know this whole Krumping shit.

3:43 am September, 26 tall guy said...

@ Sheila: think you are nice.

4:40 am September, 26 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The problem is the Russians are teaching their kids to fight, the Chinese are teaching their kids everything, the Muslims are teaching their kids to hate us, while we are teaching our kids to dance.
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And may I be the first person on this thread to call commenter Shelia a cunt.
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Dance Instructors

5:51 am September, 26 Douche Wayne said...

The most distrubing aspect of this vid is that there are people watching, waiting for their turn, hoping they perform “better” than this child prodigy.
And in keeping with the new “dash-dash-random-yet-mildly-related-comment” format:


As was the style at the time

5:55 am September, 26 Sheila said...

@DW, pretty rough hangover this morning, eh? Don’t you just love Mondays? 😉

6:24 am September, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I second the cunt.

7:20 am September, 26 DarkSock said...

Epilepsy gets you laid now?

8:49 am September, 26 Sheila said...

I third it. And I should know, I live with me.

9:49 am September, 26 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I can’t really say I’m surprised that parents are trying to find new ways to exploit their children. But I think even I would draw the line at inserting Texas Pete-slathered gerbils into a child’s rectum (hell, damn near killed ’em!) just in the hopes of winning enough for another crack hit.

10:35 am September, 28 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Hmmm. Honey, we could either work with our kids on their homework, help them get straight A’s, guide them on their social skills, and steer them towards a good college after which they can try and fail to get a good job because they won’t exist anymore.
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Or we can turn our kids over to MTV and the crack dealers down on the corner.
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Either way they’ll end up hating us and on public assistance.
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I know, I’m tired too. You get the keys, I’ll book the hotel in Vegas. Shhhh. There’s plenty of food in the fridge and the boys are smart. They’ll sell our stuff if they run out of anything important.

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