Tuesday, September 13, 2011

The Porny Smell of Poo, Sweat and Tears

Sometimes the wafting, fetid odor of late summer desert skankton and future avoidance in the form of techno music and alcohol combines to singe the inner framework of the nostril like so much putty on a garden hose.

The lone dwarf dances by the red curtain.

And the dream logic reveals the truth.

# posted by douchebag1
9:30 am September, 13 Oprah said...

Boobs.

9:42 am September, 13 Ted Brogan said...

… trashy, fake, boobs.

9:49 am September, 13 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Uberdouche flanked by total cumdumpsters… nother day poolside in Vegas.

9:55 am September, 13 bflak said...

Solid Twin Peak reference, boss. Nicely done.

9:56 am September, 13 bflak said...

That would be “Peaks”, bob. Sorry.

9:57 am September, 13 The Dude said...

Sometimes when I’m in a book store and find an interesting book, I want to take a dump, because it’s the one place where no one will bother me and I can read for awhile.
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Sometimes when I see nice big’n’soft boobies, I want to take a nap, on them.
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And sometimes when I see a used rag of a human, I grieve for our species.

9:57 am September, 13 FoghornLeghorn said...

No one in that picture looks satisfied with their life choices.

10:00 am September, 13 Vin Douchal said...

How can two semi-clad chicks be so bummin’?
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Maybe this little stroke of genius from last Sunday’s ESPN NFL pre-game show will remove the sting of looking at this array of skank
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10:09 am September, 13 Anonymous said...

I want to fluff Blondie’s pillows.

10:29 am September, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Bizarro Shannon Dougherty and that slutty chick with the Autism kid. Jenny McCarthy that’s the ticket. dude in the middle is P-Pain. P for piles.

10:30 am September, 13 Jeff said...

Damn, serious mamms. It harkens me back to when I was a wee boy when I was suckling at the teat of my mother, Jenna Jameson. Yes, I am the Jeff Jameson. PornStars make the best moms. Hands down…your pants.

10:34 am September, 13 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

They looked confused / distraught because they are only used to someone taking photos of them when they are laying on their backs.

10:53 am September, 13 Medusa Oblongata said...

I see a gut rocker tattoo on that guy. “Fin”. Yes, do what the Frenchman tells you and end yourself.

10:57 am September, 13 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

Fake porn orgasm (and eye of coitus) face never did it for me.
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…as it usually distracts the female from the the task at hand.
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….and by “task at hand” I mean where her face should be.
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.Partly visible.
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.Hard at work.

10:59 am September, 13 Jeff said...

I partied with these babes backstage at a Lifehouse concert. Broad on the left gave me handy for a beer. It was hella rock n’ roll bros.

11:03 am September, 13 diedouche said...

Either stop dressing like a child or kill yourself. Pick one.

11:21 am September, 13 bRO-N Jeremy said...

I am so upset that whore #45 and whore #67 escaped from my jizz covered clutches!!!@ Where oh where will I find more whores?!!! Oh yeah. I live in Vegas. JK everyone. Sorry bout the freakout. I’m cool.

12:12 pm September, 13 DoucheyWallnuts said...

How dare these slutty shiksas defile the holy chuppah at the B’nai A-Go-Go Casino and Pool Resort located way, way off the strip in Vegas. Bernie Nosetraubenberg should know better than to enter into unholy matrimony with this kind of treif and hazarai. Sometimes it’s bad luck just seeing something like this.
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Meshuggenehs

12:14 pm September, 13 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Also, these are 5 of the worst boobs I have ever seen.

1:16 pm September, 13 C.G. said...

i’ll admit that i have this weird thing for skanks that look like the female on the left. om-nom-nom

1:21 pm September, 13 Hurl Scheibe said...

Nothing says Gangsta like a squirt gun.

Look for the man in the smiling bag.

2:56 pm September, 13 Douchble Helix said...

DW – Did you leave any of your Yiddish on the cutting room floor? Great job, man!

5:23 pm September, 13 Guid is Good said...

I hope the douche is not using the pool water after those 2 bleeths have been in it.

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6:11 pm September, 13 Medusa Oblongata said...

^ BACK TO THE PLAYPEN, SLATTERN!!!

12:32 pm September, 15 doucheblaster said...

Dear DB1, Because you made me puke and almost motivated me to join the PLO I think you owe your humble fans some IDF ass pear to make up for this ass-CHole!

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