Thursday, September 29, 2011
Three Fake Boobs
“Oh, how are we going to stop this fiendish tit?”
EDIT: Laurie’s Cantaloupes make national news.
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Oh, fuckin’ hell! She’s horrible.
Also, Heather Locklear Spin City era is the ultimate hoot.
Coming this holiday season:
Holy Blue Triangle II
“Nothing grows in the shade”
Those bazooka boobz are faker than Kelly Ripa, but I still think she’s a luscious little mynx……SSSSLLLLUUUURRRRPPPP!!!!!!
I can see her at the surgeon now:
“Can you make them as stupid looking as possible?”
…and then Fergie stuck the helium tube up her ass.
Those tits blew up faster than the Red Sox.
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Note: I apologize for predicting the Sox to win the pennant lo those many sultry months ago. Giants for the win in the East.
I think the conversation with the Dr. went something like:
Bleeth: Ah, yeah, give me the biggest ones you got
Dr.: But they’ll look so fake and everyone will think you’re a complete whore.
Bleeth: Ah, yeah, that’s the look I’m going for.
It looks like she just cut a basketball in half and then super glued the halves to her chest.
Memo to women: The only men that like these sort of tits are the douchbags that graces these pages.
Initially I actually found her to be more offensive than him. But upon further inspection and I do mean inspection. Thank you zoom feature. I think he may be wearing really short shorts. So unless this is Europe, douche. But I’m going to have to go back and give it another look just to make sure. DB1, I’m sorry for all the bad things I’ve ever said about you. You are helping a sister out today. Damn son! Shit I gotta go take care of something.
And did I mention. I always win!
I move to reclassify as “eurobag.” At least he can use her silly cones as floatation devices if the currents start pulling him out to sea, although in a perfect world, he would just drown, taking his stupid mandana and welding glasses with him down to Davy Jones’ locker.
Good Lord, you could use the space between her tits as a racquetball court.
Good Lord, you could use the space between her tits as a simulated valley in in Kanduhar region to train soldiers.
And this is how we find out where Matt Stafford hides his game balls.
Good Lord, you could use the space between her tits to store every book in the Library of Congress.
Good Lord, you could use the space between her tits for Supercross.
Yeah! What Hurl said! In fact, you could take your top off and we wouldn’t care one bit! You could jump up and down on a trampoline until your nose was bleeding and your belly was pink and we wouldn’t even notice. You could grab the back of my head and pull me into that cavernous cleavage and give me the polyethaline motor boating of a lifetime and I’d just yawn. Who cares how taught and smooth your tan flesh is, how firm and commanding your dark red nipples are! How your sweat would cut its way in thin rivulets across the equatorial curves of each straining melon. Put one in each of my outstretched hands and command me to squeeze. Nothing. Nadda. zip. In fact, you could even lose your thong and show us what we all know is your bald and bejazzled confetti shooter and we’d probably just start talking about how Boston screwed the pooch again this year. Because that’s just the kinda guys we are. So take your fake melons somewhere else and use them on some other pathetic loser to get your next face full of cucumber juice. We’re not interested..
Good Lord, you could use the space between her tits as a place to store all of Michael Jackson’s (Conrad Murray’s) propofol.
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Too late?
You could use the space between her tits as the luge track for the 2012 Jersey Shore Winter Olympics.
Good Lord, you could use the space between her tits as a training ground for astronauts to learn how to circle heavenly bodies and then set up a base camp between two mountains.
Good Lord, you could see the space between her tits from 30,000 ft.
Good Lord, you could use the space between her tits as an excuse to take a Boy Scout group on an overnight camping trip.
Good Lord, you could use the space between her tits to store all the money Wall Street steals form us every day. In singles.
Good Lord, you could use the space between her tits to join the Atlantic and Pacific Ocean
Good Lord, you could use the space between her tits to take a snuggly warm nap.
Good Lord, you could use the space between her tits to host OzzFest (and probably already have).
It is baaallooooon
those things move away from each other like continental drift!
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…oh, & Fanny, his visor reads ‘Espana’ ya twit…or is it twat…ah both apply…btw, we know who you are…all 16 of you…DC
So that’s where Moses put all the water when he split the Red Sea!
Good Lord, you could use the space between her tits to put every stadium in the new proposed 12 team (14 team?) SEC.
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And now back to the original meme. Thanks for your patience.
Boobs by Pirelli.
thnx Vin…always thought Hiyacowa were best part of that show… 2nd to Wrangler Jane
the funny thing is, the surgeon gave her the tits for free but charged her $20K for the spinal fusion
@creature, wow. You might consider getting laid or at least jerk off. Anyway, yeah I saw the Espana on the hat, but that doesn’t necessarily mean they’re in Spain. I have a hat that says Seattle but I don’t live there. So in which part of the aging process do you lose your sense of humor? I know that our sense of smell and taste diminish but usually old people are easier going. Well there goes that theory. And for the record not one of my personalities wants to have sex with you. So you’ve got that going for you.
surely nobody desires any sort of intercourse with you once you open yer yap
@creature, I’ll assume you’re adressing me and I would your lack of creativity and general boorishness are why my panties are as dry as The Sahara whenever I have to interact with you. So at least we agree that neither wishes to have sex with the other. Praise Jebus, we’ve finally reached a solution. If I would hasten to guess you have trouble maintaing healthy relationships with women. Tell me about your Mother. And your father the alcoholic if your up for it. It’s cool I’ve got time.
Yes she has two large bags of salt water just under her skin. What’s so sexy about that douches?
it wears panties???
…perhaps a spinnaker?
This guy..he’s OK.
I’ll tell you about creature’s mother. She beat him black and blue with a brush when she caught him masturbating and playing with his poop. At the same time. When he was over 21.
I like turtles
Fascinating . . .
@Creature
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I found a guy that will fuck Fanny et al.
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http://www.bestgore.com/category/sexual-disaster/
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Son
How many angels can dance on the heads of her areolae? O-lay!
To motorboat those boobs, you’d need the Titanic.
I’ll wager 500 Quatloos he ejaculates on, or in between her boobs at least thrice weekly.
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Providers
I’ll wager 500 Croners that her boobs and her taco live in seperate apartments.
Kroners, Fack!
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Danes
post coital, Rev
May I offer you some HepC with your Oral Herpes?
I’ve always liked Spain. Tapas, good soccer, bullfights, bolt-ons, you know.
senoritas, sangria….Penelope Cruz!
@ Wedgie
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The only question worth asking: Barcelona or Real Madrid?
Can you catch listeria from looking at melons?
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Suddenly, I have a fever, muscle aches, nausea, and diarrhea.