Sunday, September 4, 2011

Where’s Jean-Claude Van Damme?

Inspired by a Vin Douchal comment in the Unibro thread, we’re gonna play a little Labor Day Weekend game.

Somewhere in this trailer for one of the more hilariously dated of 1980s cinema, I’ve carefully hidden a boogying Jean-Claude Van Damme in a unitard.

Look closely.

Can you give him the clap?

# posted by douchebag1
8:35 am September, 4 Douchble Helix said...

One of the suggested YouTube clips was the only way I saw him.
But I can safely conclude, once again, White Guys Shouldn’t Dance.

8:55 am September, 4 boone doggle said...

yet more proof…

8:55 am September, 4 schlicht bindenburger said...

1:26 FTC! that sure was a darn good flik! YOU CUNTS!

8:59 am September, 4 schlicht bindenburger said...

for the clap….@.26. wake n bake!

9:58 am September, 4 Et Tu Douche? said...

The only decent movie he was in was “Cyborg” and I still haven’t figured out why his and some of the other characters in the movie were named after musical instruments.

10:03 am September, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The patented Kroeger 10 kicks in the nuts would take that midget Van Douche down. I couldn’t find him but am furious to learn that The Vixen, The Heartbreaker, The Mistress of Rock, The Holy Whore of the 80’s Pat Benetar is not in the RNR Hall of Fame.

10:48 am September, 4 Douchie Spellcheck said...

Actually, if he could get the clap, that would be ideal. I’d give it to him, but my gonorrhea test was negative. I hope somebody will step up.

11:01 am September, 4 Et Tu Douche? said...

22 secs in and he looks like he’s doing some robotic dance move.
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@Rev
Speaking of whores, Neither is Chrissie Hynde of The Pretenders, with lyrics like this* she should be.

*I was a good time, yeah I got pretty good
At changing tires upstairs bro
I shot my mouth off and you showed me what that hole was for.

12:09 pm September, 4 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

Even with the hints (directly pointing me to the spots) above I have no clue.

12:29 pm September, 4 Vin Douchal said...

Cool ! I’ve never been considered an inspiration before. Mostly I was called a dissapointment by my parents
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Hah! Look at me now living in a town just outside of Beverly Hills ( only 50 miles from Rodeo Drive)

12:58 pm September, 4 tall guy said...

And here’s me fondly recalling the mid 80s as a good time for music. Good Lord what an embarrassing, self-indulgent bit of crap that movie is.

2:23 pm September, 4 tall guy said...

Yo, Rev. Chad!
check out the dude leering @ 1:16. I reckon he’s preppin’ to bust a move.

2:50 pm September, 4 MC Meat Curtains said...

I think I’m going to die a born again virgin and the last thing I saw was this video. Not cool.

2:56 pm September, 4 troy tempest said...

Chuck Norris eats Jean Claude Van Damme for breakfast and shits out an army of Herve Villechaize action figures.

5:00 pm September, 4 Wedgie said...

Once, a guy stabbed Chuck with a knife. The knife bled to death.

5:16 pm September, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

@Tall Guy
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That’s me.
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Disco Dudes

5:18 pm September, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

John Wayne would take Jean Claude Van Damme out to the desert, dry him out, and smoke him in a cigarillo Rooster Cockburn drunken style.

8:49 pm September, 4 DarkSock said...

Chuck Norris eats orphans and shits tears.

8:51 pm September, 4 DarkSock said...

But….Samurai Scrote eats the flesh of Chuck Norris and defecates Blu-Ray discs of “Sex in the City”.
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Just sayin’…
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Anyone up for another 10k run?

8:52 pm September, 4 DarkSock said...

Samurai Scrote cuts himself, and Robert Smith falls out of his wrist.

9:18 pm September, 4 MC Meat Curtains said...

When Samurai Scrote apologizes, it is always accepted.

9:20 pm September, 4 MC Meat Curtains said...

Samurai Scrote isn’t afraid of vaginas.

9:21 pm September, 4 MC Meat Curtains said...

One time Samurai Scrote asked a woman out. She said yes. He didnt pay for anything and they still had sex.

9:25 pm September, 4 MC Meat Curtains said...

Samurai Scrote is allergic to all metals except for the heavy ones.

9:29 pm September, 4 MC Meat Curtains said...

Samurai Scrote takes almost two years to figure things out.
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Deep Thinkers

9:30 pm September, 4 MC Meat Curtains said...

Samurai Scrote makes a mountain out of a molehile and then fuck the shit out of it.

9:42 pm September, 4 MC Meat Curtains said...

Before Samurai Scrote masturbates he always buys himself dinner first.

9:47 pm September, 4 MC Meat Curtains said...

Samurai Scrote has a picture of your mom in his wallet. Your mom has a picture of him in her wallet, her ham wallet that is.

9:50 pm September, 4 MC Meat Curtains said...

Samurai Scrote once clubbed a baby seal with a babier seal.

4:01 am September, 5 Douche France said...

Agreat dancer and a great philosopher

Be careful of the Chinese spamming !

6:05 am September, 5 MC Meat Curtains said...

There is a picture of Samurai Scrote on every map, right under the word Legend.

7:42 pm September, 5 DarkSock said...

Samurai Scrote touched M.C. Hammer.

9:06 pm September, 5 DarkSock said...

Samurai Scrote farts syllables that sound like Frank Gorshin speaking in tongues.

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