Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Willie The Kidd Discovers the Rare Amazonian Stipper Pear

Remember kids, only the truest of gangsta outlaws wear silk Armani neck kerchiefs.

Coquettish Tonya the Tiger for the most fantastic holy cleavite witnessed by mortal eyes on the site in months. Her soft pillowy dance glutens of sheenic inspiritation send Keltic dwarves on hallucinatory dream plunders of spider frogs and whey.

And the Pear ain’t no slouchin’ neither.

Tip your cups of Train, fellow hunters. There’s gold in them there hills.

# posted by douchebag1
11:17 am September, 13 Chumanominom said...

Sapphic goodness … Willie the Kid, hands off !

11:20 am September, 13 Chumanominom said...

Pair o Pear, with a firm hand full o Pare .. then there’s Willly and his olvera street choad-schmeckle interrupting my groove.

11:21 am September, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’ma tipping my Bright’s Pale Dry Sherry bought while picking out pieces for my douchebag halloween outfit, which will of course be submitted, for these ladies and the dirt touching them. And by tipping, I mean chugging.

11:23 am September, 13 Douche Springsteen said...

Willie, you can try to grab hold of that all you like but the fact of the matter is that Tonya the Tiger’s soft, perfectly rounded mounds of boobflesh are enough to make even a straight girl turn their back on you. You need to step up your game. Son.
A good start might be shaving off the neckbeard and canning the gas station shades.

11:29 am September, 13 Dear Scabby said...

If a chick touches another chicks boob while you are clinging to her pathetically like a scared child on its first day of school…take a hint. Your game needs work.

11:31 am September, 13 Claude Douchenbagger said...

I nominated lady in red for hall of hott

11:34 am September, 13 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Why does this picture make me feel like doing this?
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11:55 am September, 13 Stephanie said...

Willie only has a moment with her,she wouldn’t waste her time with small town losers wearing wedding rings.

11:58 am September, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^I don’t know DBH but it is a classic old-school solo. Now I will watch videos of Gene Krupa v. Buddy Rich, and that black dude while getting drunk.
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Pearts

12:04 pm September, 13 Vin Douchal said...

The only consolation for me is that I looked into my Crystal (meth) Ball and saw that Willie the Kidd’s future with Red Pear looks like this

12:13 pm September, 13 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Red pants Willie ? Really ? And those lapdances withTonya are going to burn through you’re your whole cell phone kiosk in the mall paycheck in no time.

12:17 pm September, 13 DoucheyWallnuts said...

She is giving us the “Islandic Eye of Sapphic Inclusion.” However, being that this is just a picture we will have to imagine what went on later that night.
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Fjords

12:18 pm September, 13 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Since the Rev was too lazy to include a link.

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Traps

12:52 pm September, 13 I love you guys said...

Red clad buttocks for HOH.

12:58 pm September, 13 Blind Squirrel said...

Double HOH entry, son.

1:03 pm September, 13 I love you guys said...

Oh yeah, I guess Willie’s buttocks is clad in red too. Make it a double then DB1, and dont jew me outta the booze.

1:06 pm September, 13 The Dude said...

I’ll have what WTK’s having.

1:14 pm September, 13 C.G. said...

DEATH BY SNU-SNU!

1:19 pm September, 13 Hurl Scheibe said...

What I wouldn’t give to be the Stripear’s right hand.

The Stripear’s right hand, the Stripear’s right hand. Nothing touched her titty but the Stripear’s right hand.

Because Steve Earle is out on tour right now.

Dukes.

1:19 pm September, 13 The Dude said...

thanks for the Krupa vid, DW! We’ve sure come a long way, now that we have 500 million ‘musicians’ who can select a nice loop for their bullshit rap video.

1:35 pm September, 13 Country Bumpkin said...

Them girlies is about to do it!

2:21 pm September, 13 Bueller said...

I’m not convinced…we need more pictures of this duo.

3:37 pm September, 13 The Dude said...

Bueller! . . . Bueller!
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good point

4:16 pm September, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I just realized I haven’t played drums since the new set arrived. I must be sick.

5:13 pm September, 13 Douchie Spellcheck said...

The filthy things I would do to her butt. It would be impossible to undo them. Can she keep a secret?

5:19 pm September, 13 Guid is Good said...

Finally….strippers with class.

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6:01 pm September, 13 Medusa Oblongata said...

Giggle hottie pear/boob grab combo. And some hipster choad’s gotta go and ruin it for me. I keep trying to look at them…and my eyes keep drifting towards him.
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Buckwheats, Jimmy. Buckwheats.

6:40 pm September, 13 Jeff said...

@higuys, I have a friend who likes younger guys but she’s not that rich. What website should she go to? She is hot though. So shes got that going for her.

7:26 pm September, 13 troy tempest said...

She’s slightly bent, so if she stood up straight she’d be a foot taller than the douchenozzle trying to tackle her.

8:27 pm September, 13 Doucheywallnuts said...

I just realized I spelled Icelandic, Islandic….

8:47 pm September, 13 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

I am highly offended that our mocking has been intruded by spam. Though I will check out cougara as my ass is really tired of working and would love to get some hot horny cougar to pay my bills in return for lovin. And I’m sure that site will totally hook me up.

2:29 am September, 15 Whoop-di-douche said...

That’s one red-hott lacey-assed coochie-mama. She out-pears the asspears of the weekly. What a peach, Er, uh, pear. Um, ah, pair of pears. Her cat-pal Tonya the Tigress is equally maxima hottie. They’re GrrrrRRRReatttt!

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