Tuesday, October 4, 2011

And Why Petey Blue?

Say the title of this post out loud to get it.

Yup. My coffee still hasn’t kicked in.

ICUP.

By I.P. Freely.

Mmm… doughnut.

Because it’s random, confusing, incoherent DB1 post day, and I’m sticking to it.

# posted by douchebag1
11:54 am October, 4 Wheezer said...

The preservatives in your Ho-Hos must have gone bad. I can’t explain how that could’ve happened, but I’m runnin’ with that.

11:54 am October, 4 Wheezer said...

And I’m also running to Basic HTML Closing Tags class.

12:08 pm October, 4 Hurl Scheibe said...

Where did he get those awesome horse teeth dentures? I want those for Halloween.

12:11 pm October, 4 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Remember kids, protect your eyes from flying testicles with safety goggles.

12:19 pm October, 4 creature said...

Wapiti???

12:21 pm October, 4 creature said...

doh! got it…I hate pigs!

12:24 pm October, 4 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

“I didn’t order this screwdriver. I ordered violent crypto-snuff bukkake drowning. I’m not paying for this.”

12:36 pm October, 4 Vin Douchal said...

Somewhere, a school loan is going into default

12:55 pm October, 4 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I think The Boss is quoting from the great book “The Yellow River” by One Hung Lo.

12:57 pm October, 4 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

OK kids say this one fast: “U R far king we Todd did” to the next person that walks into the room you’re in.
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or you can try: ” I won a math debate” and see what kind of expression you get.

1:01 pm October, 4 Hurl Scheibe said...

Or that other great work, Spots on the Wall by Hu Flung Poo.

1:10 pm October, 4 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

See if you can figure this one out:
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B 4 I 4 q qt Pi r u /18? (read the slash as “over”)
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Winner gets $25 trillion internet dollars!

1:11 pm October, 4 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Holly of the lingerie-inspired black and pink top is faghagging it today. Also, her farts small like peach blossoms.

1:16 pm October, 4 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

@Bunsen
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Before I spork you, pee over 18 quarts

2:08 pm October, 4 Et Tu Douche? said...

Why Petey Blue? cause he needed the money?

2:18 pm October, 4 creature said...

he like the way dictate?
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….that’s it, I’m riding my bike to Ercoles to drink & watch baseball

2:25 pm October, 4 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Blueblockers. When you wear them indoors it makes your whole life look like it has meaning.

2:30 pm October, 4 tall guy said...

what’s with the huge mouth on this idiot? He been secksin Mr Ed or sumfing.

2:59 pm October, 4 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ Dude
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Not quite but I like where you’re going with this.

4:11 pm October, 4 Brenda said...

I like her hairstyle.

4:50 pm October, 4 Boner Police said...

We need a wider shot on this one. I’m labeling it Unsolved. There could be a boner there but its hard to make heads or balls out of it from the crop job.

7:07 pm October, 4 Stephanie said...

Captain Fantastic and the Blue Dork Cowboy.

7:24 pm October, 4 Whoop-di-douche said...

By the looks of that drink, it’s probably because he needs teal blue sunshades to hide the obvious “Why Uric Acid Yellow?” he’s handing to the cameraman.

8:14 pm October, 4 troy tempest said...

He’s drinkin’ mixed drinks cuz he peed in the beer and did a dookie on the cheesecake. And that’s before the ambien kicked in.

7:36 am October, 5 Medusa Oblongata said...

In art class, we had to do color wheels until our asses fell off. Contrasting colors, located across the wheel from each other, neutralize each other. Blue and orange are contrasting colors. When he puts on the glasses and looks at her, she appears to have a normal skin tone. Elementary.
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Watsons.

8:43 am October, 6 Douce Wayne said...

“She called my vanity license plate ‘inscrutable’!”

ICU81MI

– Tracey Jordan, 30 Rock

8:44 am October, 6 Douce Wayne said...

Sofa King Wee Todd Ed

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