Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Baseball Player A.J. Pierzynski Makes More Money Than You


Given it’s baseball World Series time and all, here’s major league something something A.J. Pierzynski proving, once again, that baseball players live better lives than you do.

Here’s Pierzynski demonstrating how millionaires are, in fact, job creators, and should be taxed less.

Svetnya is very pleased to meet you, now please go and fetch her another cocktail napkin, oh you are not a waiter? then nevermind but please leave anyway, unless you play the baseball as well, in which case you may stay.

# posted by douchebag1
9:18 am October, 19 LicketySplicketyYourDickety said...

What if there is grass inside the dugout? Is it still time to play ball? I don’t know who this guy is nor do I wish to. He looks as if he just had a stroke. I sure hope that doesn’t effect his game.

9:43 am October, 19 Vin Douchal said...

I don’t care what you say about this guy, I would take him on my team any day. He’s a throwback, a take no shit, hard nosed catcher that always has his head in the game.
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In an ’05 playoff game against the Angels he made the third out when struck out on a ball in the dirt. He coyly watched the Angels third string catcher roll the ball back to the mound and run off the field. Knowing he could run to first AND that the ump had made no “out” call he was safe at first.
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The White Sox rally, win the game and go on to win the World Series giving loud mouth buffoon and generally hilarious manager Ozzie Guillen a welcoming microphone pretty much 24 hours a day .
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Pep squaders

9:44 am October, 19 Wedgie said...

He stole that tongue move from Sam Kinison. Works every time.

9:50 am October, 19 Vin Douchal said...
11:34 am October, 19 jonezy said...

AJ is a grade A d-bag from all accounts I’ve heard.

(Though I agree with Vin in that I’d like to have him on my team.)

11:39 am October, 19 Vin Douchal said...

Quiet day around here. People have jobs or something?

11:56 am October, 19 Wheezer said...

I thoroughly enjoyed Vin’s clip there – looks like a clear case of “White Sox Fantasy Camp.” I think that’s “Beltin'” Bill Melton shown tot he right of the camera, facing the same way as the speaker.
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So yeah, ol’ Wheezer is a White Sox fan, though I shall take no umbrage at anyone who rags on ‘em. As a White Sox fan, I’m used to the inexplicable mocking (usually from Scrubs fans upon whom that particular irony is clearly lost) for liking the “lesser” team…..despite the recent World Series crown…..
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Anyway, I also know about the perceptions of Pierzynski, and that’s been the consensus for some time now. I’m actually surprised the Sox have managed to keep him as long as they have, though I wonder what kind of dynamic he’ll have with new skipper Robin Ventura. Ozzie had a great way of distracting from any other little blowups that can happen in a locker room (Understatement of the Year), so it remains to be seen what will happen in the dugout in 2012…..

11:57 am October, 19 Wheezer said...

“…..shown to* the* right…..”
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Fuccen shoot me and my proofreader scrote.

12:23 pm October, 19 Douche Springsteen said...

I was born in Detroit but having close family members in Chicago, growing up I spent quite a bit of time in each city. Being a dyed in the wool baseball nut, I grew to love both the Tigers and the White Sox (since my Chicago family was from the south side in Marquette Park and had nothing but contempt for the other team). Anyway, A.J. is A-O.K. in my book as well. I give him a nottadouche and go in peace even if the boss doesn’t, for what it’s worth.

12:52 pm October, 19 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Pierzynski is a popular player, but some of his antics and the hair do border on the douche-side. And the guy should not have been doing commentary on tv for the playoffs.

And with both the north and south side teams in rebulding / change of management mode, its going to be a bad summer for baseball in Chicago next year.

If you haven’t watched it, check out the ESPN Movie “Catching Hell” about the 2003 Cubs game 6 collapse after fan Steve Bartman tried to catch the ball. Very entertaining.

1:23 pm October, 19 DoucheyWallnuts said...

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-31751_162-20106231-10391697.html
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Being voted meanest baseball player is kind of like being voted prettiest Khardouchian or most athletic Curler.

1:26 pm October, 19 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Being voted meanest baseball player is kind of like being voted, “Smarter than Harry Reid.”

1:59 pm October, 19 Online Appointments said...

It’s always nice seeing these job creators giving back to the community. You think his hair gel is created out of thin air? I’m sure when he retires from baseball, he’ll devote his life to creating even more jobs.

2:09 pm October, 19 ass said...

i’d bet 20-1 he’s more than a little gay. his wittle “female” in the pic (i’m not so sure that isn’t a tranny) wif her wittle fingers and “wets go for drinks!” mentality deserves misery and poverty.

4:11 pm October, 19 Spunky said...

“Border on the douche side”? He’s a full-blown baseball douche, having faked getting hit by a pitch during a NO-HITTER. Still, only a Stage-1er, as God Himself Derek Jeter once did the same thing (though not during a no-hitter).

Douche on, A.J.

6:54 pm October, 19 Stephanie said...

Curveball to the head,stat.

7:02 pm October, 19 SphincterRanger said...

Just a fool with a bit of arm-candy. I send a vote to the Crypto-Gay side.

8:06 pm October, 19 Steve L. said...

i’m sorry but this is supposed to be the World Series of what-ball?

6:19 am October, 20 creature said...

I’m down with AJ…good player, not afraid to speak his mind…good for baseball
…douche? meh

7:16 am October, 20 Jean Luc Scrotard said...

I would need another 6 sets of hands to count off the number of awesome catchers who DON’T bleach their chin pubes for my dreamteam in our greatest game.

BJ Taintzinski indeed takes shit, has a glass jaw and doesn’t swing back. Let’s leave him paddling his dinghy around in the Sea of Massingill where he belongs.

The Cubs may not have won 4 in over a hunnered but this picture eases the pain a little. I think BJ is actually pointing to his Mommy!
http://designaterobertson.blogspot.com/2011/06/know-thy-enemy-chicago-white-sox.html

Remember, we do not accept douches no matter how well they play a kid’s game. If we do we risk moving into Doucheville ourselves.

4:30 pm October, 21 Douchetastic Sam said...

Not100% certain, but I think that’s his wife, so no, she could not suck my dick.

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