Thursday, October 13, 2011

Breaking: Bobby From Tech Support Gets Freaky At the Christmas Party

Who says Bobby from Tech Support can’t get freaky with the new hire, Beth, at the office Christmas Party?

Oh. That’s right.

The employee handbook does.

This isn’t going to end well.

# posted by douchebag1
10:29 am October, 13 schlicht bindenburger said...

dirty bitch…YAAAAAAAA!

10:32 am October, 13 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

Bobby’s fake orgasm face in pic #2 is the unsexiest thing I’ve seen since I caught a glimpse of myself once in a motel mirror.
.
.Thankfully, my companion at the time was high as a kite and blindfolded.
.
.and/or maybe gagged.
.
.it’s hard to remember these things.

10:32 am October, 13 JingleScary said...

The gang at Staples really knows how to promote teamwork. Looks like a promotion to head office supplies slut is in Beth’s future. Her ink is definitely getting dipped in tonight.

10:35 am October, 13 Douchetastic Sam said...

She could suck my dick.

10:44 am October, 13 hermit said...

Pic #2 is classic.
.
Bobby’s wingman is either also orgasmic or experiencing explosive projectile diarrhea.
.
Betty is smokin’, what the hell’s wrong with her?

10:50 am October, 13 YA said...

Have you tried turning it on and off again?

10:52 am October, 13 hermit said...

Correction: “Beth” is smokin’.
.
And I don’t want to see any “notta'” comments. Pic two is indisputable evidence of Douche. Guilty . There is no reasonable doubt.
.
Case closed.

10:55 am October, 13 strong man said...

What’s wrong with BOBBY’s face???

10:57 am October, 13 tall guy said...

Agreed on Beth’s smokiness, although she’s an idiot for even speaking to Bobby. But isn’t that the general premise of HCwDBs?

11:01 am October, 13 wonderdouche twin said...

Almost looks like Bobby is being sucked out of the photo and into another dimension on pic#2. Beth however is the perfect welcome wagon for Staples. She the front end manager, and you know why!

11:20 am October, 13 Douchetastic Sam said...

Does anyone have naked pics of blondie?

11:22 am October, 13 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Mark Zuckerbergs semi-retarded cousin is doing a really good job of riding the coat-tails. She looks like she is about to run out of the picture like the building is on fire as soon as the camera flash pops.

11:22 am October, 13 Douchble Helix said...

I wasn’t sure at first, but the 2nd pic convinced me that’s Olivia Newton-John.
.
And don’t “Who’s dat, Grampa, me” you whipper-snappers!! And get off-a my lawn!!!

11:33 am October, 13 JingleScary said...

@Douchble Helix, Olivia Newton John? Yeah, you’re probably right. But to really convince me I could use a side by side comparison. Or otherwise its just fanciful speculation. And if Beth’s nickname around the office isn’t Fingercuffs she needs to talk to a lawyer, stat.

11:40 am October, 13 JingleScary said...

And hopefully everyone knows I meant double teamwork with my comment at 10:32a.

12:19 pm October, 13 Wheezer said...

Pic #2: The wingman is just making his “Ohhhhheehhhhnnnhhhh” face…..

12:27 pm October, 13 DoucheyWallnuts said...

This scene smells like copy machine toner and the morning after pill.

12:28 pm October, 13 DoucheyWallnuts said...

And maybe I’m in a generous mood today, but I’m voting, Notta. Fat, drunk and stupid isn’t necessarily de facto douchebag.

12:29 pm October, 13 DoucheyWallnuts said...

This scene smells like premature ejaculation and the Houston Hanky.

12:36 pm October, 13 JingleScary said...

@DoucheyWallnuts, I would beg to differ. He’s got a huge watch and is grabbing her hindquarters like an uninterested pansy. Dude should have his hands firmly grasping her hip cheeks to earn a notta in my book. It’s called doggystyle, not babykittenstyle for a reason people.

12:40 pm October, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

This scene smells like the ooze of genital warts on Cambozola cheese with a sprinkle of black truffle and the bottled scent of a statuesque negress in bondage gear.

12:44 pm October, 13 Mandouchian Candidate said...

This scene smells of bloody stool and swallowed pride.

12:47 pm October, 13 Wedgie said...

Olivia Newton-Jessie-Jane.
I love her freaky eyes; they promise insane sex and a quick and painful death afterwards.
Just how I like it.

12:59 pm October, 13 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

This scene smells of Drakkar Noir, White Out, and freshly pressed polyester.

1:03 pm October, 13 Douche Springsteen said...

Minimal signifiers on this guy, removing the 6-pound watch and buttoning just one more button on the shirt would give him a notta, but a RAGING douche aura.

Oh Beth, you could do so much better. Why don’t you try a man who has read something more complex than the instructions on a bottle of Nair.

1:12 pm October, 13 DarkSock said...

A rare photo of male-female public urethra docking; the best way to transmit STD’s without the “S”.

1:14 pm October, 13 Wedgie said...

“Public Urethra Docking” should be trademarked immediately.
Before NASA and/or XARCO steal it.

1:36 pm October, 13 eyedouche said...

Picture 2 – Sam Gamgee after he’s kicked out of the Shire for being a douche.

1:49 pm October, 13 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

The simple fact that she won’t put her drink down under ANY circumstances, tells you that on at least one occasion she’s woken up naked in a shopping cart on her parent’s front lawn covered in magic marker with a company-logo flash-lite key chain embedded in her rectum. But hey, that was last year’s Christmas party.

4:11 pm October, 13 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I voted Notta, but can be swayed…Not sure if I want to damn a brotha for just trying to get some from a willing SkankBleethSuckleCooz, even if his watch is the size of St. Mark’s Clock.

6:12 pm October, 13 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

That’s no ordinary cocktail in Beth’s horny little fist. It’s Beth’s own recipe of quinine and Gardasil, which she calls swampcrotch tonic.

6:23 pm October, 13 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Beth goes airtight in the as yet unreleased pic 3.

7:09 pm October, 13 Collaz BP said...

Her expression says it all….

9:40 pm October, 13 creature said...

Beth gets DP’d or airtight by midnight…guaranteed!

9:41 pm October, 13 creature said...

Dude McC reinforces the ‘read comments before you post’ rule

11:11 pm October, 13 Stephanie said...

Have you tried unplugging it from the wall,and recycling it up,then waiting 10 minutes and restarting your computer?
Bobby is a one of those ginger haired people that know magic computer tricks.

11:34 pm October, 13 Whoop-di-douche said...

So, this isn’t gonna end well…but someone’s doin’ well in the end.

12:20 am October, 14 Edith Anne Tarbox of Dripping Springs Tx said...

beth has a lacrosse basket in place of her cervix, which was a righteous use of whatever was nearby, and excellent team work was involved in making sure it would stay up in there, especially by the guys who hadn’t had a turn before what i am trying to imply happened to her cervix, happened.

bobby is a choad, no upper management potential, and his dream of operating a parasailing and moped rental place, with some series 7 financial planning in bermuda, is going to rot away, like his career prosepects, as he is trapped to his functionary position by his pre-existing medical conditions and those of his soon to be family.

pic 2, nottadouche on wingman, he isn’t just keeping it real, he is providing a character sketch, and narration of the scene before our eyes.

1:41 pm October, 14 paperorplastic said...

zukerbag

9:06 pm October, 14 Nostradouchus said...

The nautical star tattoos have aligned….

I see roofies and date rape allegations in the future.

Leave a Reply

What is 7 + 13 ?
Please leave these two fields as-is:
IMPORTANT! To be able to proceed, you need to solve the following simple math (so we know that you are a human) :-)