Friday, October 7, 2011

Breaking: Deadmouse Show Features no Douchebags in Attendance

Or so claims Reader Mike:

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I’m pleased, but disappointed, to report on a shocking lack of douchebaggery at last night’s Deadmau5 show at Roseland Ballroom.

I went in, locked and loaded for bag hunting, but saw nothing more offensive than a possible budding stage 1 kid who was maybe 20 who took his shirt off briefly while dancing, but hastened to replace it when mocked by a nearby mixed gender group who complained that they didn’t want his sweat on them. He was wearing a stupid handkerchief over his mouth like a stagecoach robbing bandit but that had sharp teeth bared across the front, so maybe even he knew not to show his face with such foolishness.

No frolicking, no guys dancing with other guys to impress each other with sweet moves, no blatant HCwDB couples–just a lot of people with innovative use of glowsticks, aggressively early Halloween costumes, and homemade Mau5 hats.

I don’t know if it’s because Deadmau5 is relatively unknown, but the fact that he broke a record by selling out six consecutive shows at Roseland says that won’t last much longer.
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I’m not sure “innovative use of glowsticks, aggressively early Halloween costumes, and homemade Mau5 hats” counts as un-douchey there, Mike. Might need to check again.

And no, I will never write “5” for “S,” just as I refer to the movies “Seven,” Fast Five” and “Scream 4” by their proper names.

That being said, I’m willing to consider Deadmouse’s electronica as possibly arguing for a post-douchebag techno alterity. But I’ll need far more evidence to go on.

# posted by douchebag1
9:31 am October, 7 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Unleash those puppy’s already! Sheesh… first time at a concert? It’s common courtesy when up on someone’s shoulders, blocking the view of others, to flash the milk muppets.

9:35 am October, 7 soy bomb said...

Deadmau5 is aiight. Many of the e-kids who attend his concerts aren’t, however.

9:44 am October, 7 jonezy said...

I think you forgot to mention….
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Boobs.

9:50 am October, 7 Ballsack Brigade said...

Jay Loui5 is right on this one.

9:55 am October, 7 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Another para-military, special genital forces unit?? What next, the Clitwaffe?

10:13 am October, 7 Ballsack Brigade said...

@McCrude5hoe5, I was debating between Rod Recon and Johnson Jamboree. You can head up the Clitwaffle if you want.

10:16 am October, 7 Ballsack Brigade said...

And you said genital unit. Heh.

10:20 am October, 7 Doucheywallnuts said...

I would like to raise the possibility that Reader Mike is a douchebag and just doesn’t realize it, which is why he doesn’t see any douchery around him.

10:27 am October, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I am too old too comment on Deadmous5. Deadmous5?
Gotta go cook a bacon and cheese souffle and drink.

10:39 am October, 7 Mr. White said...

@doucheywalnuts
I was going to raise the same point, but in a slightly different way: It might be harder to spot douche when every single person in attendance is actually a douche. It all blurs together.
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Also, glowsticks? Auto-douche, now and forever, for anyone over the age of 5.

10:40 am October, 7 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Homemade Mou5 hat5? 5ay it i5n’t 5o!

10:41 am October, 7 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

@Mr. White^
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If they were called glow5tick5 would that make them any better?

10:42 am October, 7 Ballsack Brigade said...

@Reverend Chad, why don’t you make it a chicken and some Mich Ultra?

10:51 am October, 7 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

@Ballsack^
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‘Cuz the Reverend is Canadian and they just don’t roll that way. Maybe if you’d suggested black tar heroin and Poutine…

10:58 am October, 7 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

I’d check it Boss…sounds douchey to me. Our innovative use of glowsticks is to light an LZ for a Medevac. All the dudes dancing with dudes here are Afghans…where girls are for babies and boys are for fun. 🙁

11:02 am October, 7 FoghornLeghorn said...

Deadmou5? Is that like the Jackson 5, or something?

11:07 am October, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^Black Tar Heroin can only be accompanied on the latent side of the bender with Poutine. I only eat my poutine with the rarest of port-glazed fatty goose liver layered on top Montreal-style. I may be carrying a turkey on Halloween. Can’t get Mich Ultra up here. but I bet I can find some Bud Lite Lime in the gay section at The Beer Store. We capitalize up here Son.
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Spooks.

11:25 am October, 7 Wing Commander Faustficken, RLM Clitwaffe said...

Reader Mike is a Deadmouse shill. And probably a douchebag.

11:29 am October, 7 Wing Commander Faustficken, RLM Clitwaffe said...

“Do these rainbow wristbands and rainbow mini-bowler make me look gay?”

11:33 am October, 7 DarkSock said...

I would like to take a moment to thank Chris in ‘Baghdad, not only for his bravery and service to country, but for being stuck in a country where even if the women did want to bone you, they all look like Corporal Klinger from M*A*S*H.
Gd

11:37 am October, 7 Douchetastic Sam said...

That bitch just farted. I would still let her suck my dick.l

11:37 am October, 7 Vin Douchal said...

Concerts are fun. Especially when you’re young and naive buying the orange micro-dot from a relatively coherent hippy dude with a retail drug bodega set up in the mens room’s largest handicap stall.

11:53 am October, 7 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

The Old Choad i5 with @Rev Chad on thi5 one.

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.What the f*ck is DeadMau5 and where is that ta5ty gla55 of 5alon Vintage ’85 I wa5 ju5 55ipping on?

11:55 am October, 7 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

…oh yeah….and her outfit make5 me want to 5alute the flag and ma5terbate to her tit5 at the 5ame time.
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12:28 pm October, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Deadmouse is a Jewish Canadian DJ?. People pay to go see this DJ? He plays repetitive rip-off shots from other people’s shit? He’s as skinny as Sheldon? He doesn’t have the talent of an auto-tuner? Sweet fuck Mike, you are a douche. Techno-douche. Like this guy.
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Fuck the world is over. http://www.youtube.com/67riI_A_pCA&feature=related

12:40 pm October, 7 Mr. 5crotato Head said...

Canada ha5 Jew5? Explain5 the fence5 I keep 5eeing to keep the Fir5t Nation5 bottled up.

1:46 pm October, 7 Douche Wayne said...

Reader Mike has much soul-searching and self-examination to do over the weekend. Glowsticks indeed.

I DID enjoy the description of the costumes being “aggressively early”. Just because it’s October doesn’t mean you can leave the house dressed like that.


Sluts

2:11 pm October, 7 Mr. White said...

@5scrotato Head
Call them gl0w5t1ck5, and we may have to reconsider.

4:19 pm October, 7 Doucheywallnuts said...

I would like to raise the possibility of renaming the site
HotChick5WithDouchebag5.com.

4:30 pm October, 7 Medusa Oblongata said...

I like Deadmau5. I’m not a5hamed to admit it. But I prefer 5layer in5tead.

5:08 pm October, 7 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ Mr. White
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Goto the “Too Much Hairspray” thread. I showed a nerd brother some love (no, not in the ghey way). Hope you like it (and the “surprise ending).

8:21 pm October, 7 Stephanie said...

innovative use of glowsticks? where were they sticking them? Oh,those kids!

10:37 pm October, 8 Rob said...

Yikes! First off, deadmouse(sue me) is not relatively unknown. Not sure if the poster is from a small town or young and thinks they are cool but deadmouse is definitely popular. Also, the ‘innovative use of glowsticks” is a douchey comment. Its douchey because i already know what kind of person you are but still thinking they are cool.

10:55 pm October, 8 Whoop-di-douche said...

In other words, no douchebags, but plenty of clowns.

6:30 am October, 9 Wheezer said...

Let’s try thi5 with a key term:
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“A55 Pear”
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Yeah, that’s just fuccen wrong.

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