Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Caption This Pic

The Tralfamadorians blinked their single eyes in deep meditative repose as they stared in wonderment and confusion at their latest exhibit, “Mating Calls of Southern Jersey.”

# posted by douchebag1
11:17 am October, 11 tall guy said...

Kill me know.

11:17 am October, 11 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

When you have shocked, frightened, and sickened a hardened Jersey Guidouche, you know you have hit it out of the proverbial park.

11:18 am October, 11 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Bob Barker… still macking on Holly. God bless his black heart.

11:19 am October, 11 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Necrophilia is still illegal in all 50 states!

11:19 am October, 11 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Hold my dentures sweety!!

11:23 am October, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

And the next contestant on The Price Is Right is Magilla EyeGrill.

11:23 am October, 11 baffomet said...

What does money and blow get you? Any skanky bitch you want!!

11:24 am October, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Even with his blinders on, Bob Barker Jr. could always find the free buffet.

11:27 am October, 11 Ol' Dirty Douchebag said...

Gotta go scrub my eyeballs now. Thanks a lot.

11:29 am October, 11 Vin Douchal said...

Tonguey is a Bokonon high priest and fat boy is wearing a vial of Ice-9 around his neck. The chicks? Just a couple of San Lorenzo dog and pony show jizz sponges
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Wampeters

11:31 am October, 11 hdpanrdr said...

It’s granpa from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

11:33 am October, 11 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

The gold digger’s prayer
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Now I lay you for money’s sake,
I pray the Lord your soul to take;
Better die without a peep,
Lord knows your money’s mine to keep.

11:35 am October, 11 soy bomb said...

There it is!!!!! Worst picture ever featured on this site.

11:36 am October, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I think I have a pre-op tranny in my wife’s office downstairs helping her retrieve a report she was working on on a rare day she’s at home. I thought I was going to get anal today and I got a tranny. I’ll check back in when my wife writes the cheque and we figure if it’s dude or dyke.

11:44 am October, 11 Vin Douchal said...

Sorry caption, I forgot …
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Roberto Barquero and Drew Quari celebrate the 1000th episode of “Rotar de la Fortuna” at the Tijuana brothel, “Verga Achicharrante”

11:44 am October, 11 tall guy said...

At such an advanced age grump’s eyes still wander even while attempting to stick his horrid little tongue down a bleeth’s throat. That, my friends, is dedication.

11:45 am October, 11 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Nurse I just jizzed my depends!

11:47 am October, 11 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

In yet another series of nefarious CIA mind-control experiments, Regis Philbin and Penn Jillette have been turned loose on South Jersey after ingesting near-toxic levels Chinese imported AXXXe and Yagermister. Fuccen CIA can never leave well enough alone.

11:50 am October, 11 C.G. said...

HAHA!

11:51 am October, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Don’t forget to spay and neuter your tongues!

11:53 am October, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

New game for gameshow retiree. Who’s Prostate Is It Anyway?

11:54 am October, 11 Wedgie said...

Wrap his head with some linen and he’s the spitting image of Imhotep. That’s one dry muthafuccen 3000-year-old tongue. And he still gets more play than Rev. Chad.

11:55 am October, 11 Tanath said...

Are you my jell-o?

11:57 am October, 11 Tony Ventresca said...

methinks Tubby is hoping to someday be a made man but his public profile is a bit too public

11:58 am October, 11 Wheezer said...

John Largeman is stunned that he and his maternal grandfather might just score with these nursing school dropouts. Lydia is still dedicated to collecting drool, however.

11:58 am October, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Soprano’s reunion cast couldn’t get enough of Phil Leotardo’s corpse.

12:01 pm October, 11 tall guy said...

Grump’s has an interesting take on rim jobs.

12:06 pm October, 11 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Massimo Faileroni just realized that his new step-mom is his his ex-girlfriend’s daughter. Awkward.

12:06 pm October, 11 Capt. James T. Douche said...

He ejaculates dust. Poof… Poof… Poof

12:09 pm October, 11 Stephanie said...

And the only thing that can get erect is his tongue…rim shot.

12:17 pm October, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It was a dude tranny. I will never call any of these girls trannies again.
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Trannies

12:19 pm October, 11 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Mummification is still a viable option for remembering your loved one once they’ve passed on.
The art and craft of taxidermy has come a long way!

12:20 pm October, 11 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Joey Douche III and his Grandfather, Joey Douche I, married today at the BadaBing club where they met their brides Peaches and Angel.

12:21 pm October, 11 Vin Douchal said...

We share the stink eye gene with the apes
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12:23 pm October, 11 Vin Douchal said...

Reverend Chad displays how he’s averaging 203 in league play
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12:52 pm October, 11 DoucheyWallnuts said...

A sight to make you puke.

1:07 pm October, 11 Condouchious said...

Where’s your God now?!?

1:09 pm October, 11 Vin Douchal said...

Cynthia from the HCwDB header up there^

1:12 pm October, 11 Douchble Helix said...

Imma force DB1 to convert to Catholicism. No f-ing way he gets to wait a full year to ask for forgiveness for this shit.
That mofo be Hailing Mary this Sunday, yos!

1:12 pm October, 11 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Are you fucking kidding me???

“Massimo Faileroni just realized that his new step-mom is his his ex-girlfriend’s daughter. Awkward.” FTW, and by win I mean prolapse my dickhole.

1:13 pm October, 11 Douchble Helix said...

ps I fucked a fat chick like blondie. Probably will, again.

1:14 pm October, 11 Mandouchian Candidate said...

The Largeman Sisters like to go to family reunions to pick up stray dick.

1:14 pm October, 11 Mandouchian Candidate said...

The Largeman Sisters are extremely nearsighted, these dudes told them they were Coolio and Young MC…

1:14 pm October, 11 Douchble Helix said...

The first scene of the JerseyFilms remake of An Office and a Gentleman? Mayo & Pops and a coupla broads.

1:15 pm October, 11 Mandouchian Candidate said...

The Largeman Sisters will both put out, but not until after their third trip through the buffet line.

1:15 pm October, 11 Douchble Helix said...

Handcuffs necklace? You gotta be shitting me.

1:18 pm October, 11 Douche Springsteen said...

Somedays it’s best to not even get out of bed and just keep a bottle of single malt on the nightstand and pretend everyone in the world is Decent.

1:30 pm October, 11 dbBen said...

I hate group projects

1:34 pm October, 11 schlicht bindenburger said...

if there ever was a pic that portrayed poo in its freshest form its this one! just as my eyesight was coming back…im fucking blind once again! YOU CUNTS!

2:07 pm October, 11 Et Tu Douche? said...

Leave John Largeman out of this, he has not and will not go douche.

2:56 pm October, 11 Just Me said...

Thuse me mith, tat ith not my thock.

3:18 pm October, 11 Leery said...

Soy bomb said it. This is the most disturbing picture ever on this site. Please please consider this for a 2011 douchie award.

3:34 pm October, 11 Douchble Helix said...

Wait a minute… *NO* picture is ever the most disturbing. You assholes made that clear to me when I said that about some oldbag in a banana sack pic.
In this crazy, f-ed up world, can’t I at least have some consistency from the Most Important Website In The World?

3:35 pm October, 11 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Is this Sir Ivan’s Dad??

3:37 pm October, 11 Douchble Helix said...

So the Dr. says to me, “DH, you gotta quit masturbating.”
I’m stunned. I say, “Huh? What the f… you’re kid… that’s not even good science any more..!!”
He says, “You’re in my waiting area, cut it out, now!!”

4:16 pm October, 11 Steve L. said...

Pablo got his ransom before even releasing the billionaire he kidnapped. which is douchey.

6:00 pm October, 11 The Dude said...

Who’s gonna cut my fuck’n lawn? geez, where’s this country going?

6:40 pm October, 11 Laura said...

I bet with the lights off that old guy’s tongue feels like the tongue of a 50 year old. I’ll take it! A tongue is a tongue right?

7:10 pm October, 11 Douchble Helix said...

You boys could learn from the icon here, Dick Clark.
Not only did he tell Wifey that he was going to speech rehab, Medicare is paying for his fucking bottle service.

8:51 pm October, 11 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

So bizarre and disgusting at the same time no way this could be staged or even photo shopped.

10:24 pm October, 11 Medusa Oblongata said...

I’m with Soy Bomb. This is indeed the worst picture ever on this site. Time for Seppuku. Nice knowin’ y’all.
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Not Bukakke, Seppuku. Damn, you guys.

12:09 am October, 12 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Chunky McFungface seems to have gotten his eye sockets caught in a set of chromium venetian blinds, while a Leslie’s finger proboscis filter krill from the air for sustenance.
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Meanwhile, Sally sucks the venom from a Hobo Spider bite in Frank’s face. But alas, it is too late. His tongue has swollen and is protruding painfully from his mouth, indicated that death is nigh.

12:21 am October, 12 McCrude said...

I bet there is a market for bukkake seppuku.

5:37 am October, 12 fat boy knows said...

FAT SAYS , WHATTTTTTT!

6:03 am October, 12 Collaz B. Popped said...

It is the most disturbing pic ever on this hallowed site……and that merits something.

6:06 am October, 12 Collaz B. Popped said...

My day is ruined,,,,DB1,,,please get some quality pear up here pronto.

I still use “black latex – zipper – pear” as my screensaver.

6:49 am October, 12 ehcuodouche said...

I just barfed on my keyboard.

9:25 am October, 12 Legedouche said...

After spending quality time with his grandfather, Javier dispelled any illusions that the platinum handcuff necklace bling-blinging around his neck was a fashion choice he had made: in truth he knew it was a sign of his family fate to be both a douchebag and a convict.

1:15 pm October, 12 FlipFriddle said...

Gag. I’m keeping this on my iPod Touch in case I have to induce vomiting to save someone. Retch…
God is this awful (actually ignore the God part; he doesn’t exist after seeing that pic).

9:09 am October, 13 hatealldouches said...

Soy Bomb is right. In the nearly 5 years since I fiirst happened upon this site, that is the worst… photo… ever. So if you’ll excuse me, I need to go puke.

8:36 am October, 14 LSDInPolitics said...

The dago ventriloquist and his shit puppets out on the town, seeing how many slathered, drunk, nearsighted bimbos they can stinkfinger.

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