Tuesday, October 11, 2011
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The Tralfamadorians blinked their single eyes in deep meditative repose as they stared in wonderment and confusion at their latest exhibit, “Mating Calls of Southern Jersey.”
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Hall of Mock
- Pfah
- DarkSock
- Baron Von Goolo
- Troy Tempest
- Steve L
- Wheezer
- Medusa Oblongata
- creature
- Crucial Head
- Mr. White
- Archidoucheis
- Mr. Biggs
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- Captain Bringdown
- Whoop-di-douche
- Jacques Doucheteau
- massengill
- Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche
- Mr. Scrotato Head
- Deltus
- The Reverend Chad Kroeger
- mr.reeve
- Wedgie
- Et Tu Douche?
- Eliza Douchcoo
- dbBen
- soy bomb
- DoucheyWallnuts
- I R A Darth Aggie
- jonezy
- Hermit
- Chris in ‘Baghdad
- Douchble Helix
- the douche is alright
- Choad the Douche Sprocket
- Stephanie
- The Dude
- Dude McCrudeshoes
- Sir David Douchenborough
- Il Douché
- Bag A
- douche equis
- Capt. James T. Douche
- Charles Nelson Douchely
- THEONETRUEDOUCHE
- Merle Baggard
- ehcuodouche
- Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
- Charles Douchewin
- FredN.
- Ol' Dirty Douchebag
- In memoriam: bcs
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Kill me know.
When you have shocked, frightened, and sickened a hardened Jersey Guidouche, you know you have hit it out of the proverbial park.
Bob Barker… still macking on Holly. God bless his black heart.
Necrophilia is still illegal in all 50 states!
Hold my dentures sweety!!
And the next contestant on The Price Is Right is Magilla EyeGrill.
What does money and blow get you? Any skanky bitch you want!!
Even with his blinders on, Bob Barker Jr. could always find the free buffet.
Gotta go scrub my eyeballs now. Thanks a lot.
Tonguey is a Bokonon high priest and fat boy is wearing a vial of Ice-9 around his neck. The chicks? Just a couple of San Lorenzo dog and pony show jizz sponges
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Wampeters
It’s granpa from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
The gold digger’s prayer
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Now I lay you for money’s sake,
I pray the Lord your soul to take;
Better die without a peep,
Lord knows your money’s mine to keep.
There it is!!!!! Worst picture ever featured on this site.
I think I have a pre-op tranny in my wife’s office downstairs helping her retrieve a report she was working on on a rare day she’s at home. I thought I was going to get anal today and I got a tranny. I’ll check back in when my wife writes the cheque and we figure if it’s dude or dyke.
Sorry caption, I forgot …
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Roberto Barquero and Drew Quari celebrate the 1000th episode of “Rotar de la Fortuna” at the Tijuana brothel, “Verga Achicharrante”
At such an advanced age grump’s eyes still wander even while attempting to stick his horrid little tongue down a bleeth’s throat. That, my friends, is dedication.
Nurse I just jizzed my depends!
In yet another series of nefarious CIA mind-control experiments, Regis Philbin and Penn Jillette have been turned loose on South Jersey after ingesting near-toxic levels Chinese imported AXXXe and Yagermister. Fuccen CIA can never leave well enough alone.
HAHA!
Don’t forget to spay and neuter your tongues!
New game for gameshow retiree. Who’s Prostate Is It Anyway?
Wrap his head with some linen and he’s the spitting image of Imhotep. That’s one dry muthafuccen 3000-year-old tongue. And he still gets more play than Rev. Chad.
Are you my jell-o?
methinks Tubby is hoping to someday be a made man but his public profile is a bit too public
John Largeman is stunned that he and his maternal grandfather might just score with these nursing school dropouts. Lydia is still dedicated to collecting drool, however.
The Soprano’s reunion cast couldn’t get enough of Phil Leotardo’s corpse.
Grump’s has an interesting take on rim jobs.
Massimo Faileroni just realized that his new step-mom is his his ex-girlfriend’s daughter. Awkward.
He ejaculates dust. Poof… Poof… Poof
And the only thing that can get erect is his tongue…rim shot.
It was a dude tranny. I will never call any of these girls trannies again.
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Trannies
Mummification is still a viable option for remembering your loved one once they’ve passed on.
The art and craft of taxidermy has come a long way!
Joey Douche III and his Grandfather, Joey Douche I, married today at the BadaBing club where they met their brides Peaches and Angel.
We share the stink eye gene with the apes
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Reverend Chad displays how he’s averaging 203 in league play
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A sight to make you puke.
Where’s your God now?!?
Cynthia from the HCwDB header up there^
Imma force DB1 to convert to Catholicism. No f-ing way he gets to wait a full year to ask for forgiveness for this shit.
That mofo be Hailing Mary this Sunday, yos!
Are you fucking kidding me???
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“Massimo Faileroni just realized that his new step-mom is his his ex-girlfriend’s daughter. Awkward.” FTW, and by win I mean prolapse my dickhole.
ps I fucked a fat chick like blondie. Probably will, again.
The Largeman Sisters like to go to family reunions to pick up stray dick.
The Largeman Sisters are extremely nearsighted, these dudes told them they were Coolio and Young MC…
The first scene of the JerseyFilms remake of An Office and a Gentleman? Mayo & Pops and a coupla broads.
The Largeman Sisters will both put out, but not until after their third trip through the buffet line.
Handcuffs necklace? You gotta be shitting me.
Somedays it’s best to not even get out of bed and just keep a bottle of single malt on the nightstand and pretend everyone in the world is Decent.
I hate group projects
if there ever was a pic that portrayed poo in its freshest form its this one! just as my eyesight was coming back…im fucking blind once again! YOU CUNTS!
Leave John Largeman out of this, he has not and will not go douche.
Thuse me mith, tat ith not my thock.
Soy bomb said it. This is the most disturbing picture ever on this site. Please please consider this for a 2011 douchie award.
Wait a minute… *NO* picture is ever the most disturbing. You assholes made that clear to me when I said that about some oldbag in a banana sack pic.
In this crazy, f-ed up world, can’t I at least have some consistency from the Most Important Website In The World?
Is this Sir Ivan’s Dad??
So the Dr. says to me, “DH, you gotta quit masturbating.”
I’m stunned. I say, “Huh? What the f… you’re kid… that’s not even good science any more..!!”
He says, “You’re in my waiting area, cut it out, now!!”
Pablo got his ransom before even releasing the billionaire he kidnapped. which is douchey.
Who’s gonna cut my fuck’n lawn? geez, where’s this country going?
I bet with the lights off that old guy’s tongue feels like the tongue of a 50 year old. I’ll take it! A tongue is a tongue right?
You boys could learn from the icon here, Dick Clark.
Not only did he tell Wifey that he was going to speech rehab, Medicare is paying for his fucking bottle service.
So bizarre and disgusting at the same time no way this could be staged or even photo shopped.
I’m with Soy Bomb. This is indeed the worst picture ever on this site. Time for Seppuku. Nice knowin’ y’all.
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Not Bukakke, Seppuku. Damn, you guys.
Chunky McFungface seems to have gotten his eye sockets caught in a set of chromium venetian blinds, while a Leslie’s finger proboscis filter krill from the air for sustenance.
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Meanwhile, Sally sucks the venom from a Hobo Spider bite in Frank’s face. But alas, it is too late. His tongue has swollen and is protruding painfully from his mouth, indicated that death is nigh.
I bet there is a market for bukkake seppuku.
FAT SAYS , WHATTTTTTT!
It is the most disturbing pic ever on this hallowed site……and that merits something.
My day is ruined,,,,DB1,,,please get some quality pear up here pronto.
I still use “black latex – zipper – pear” as my screensaver.
I just barfed on my keyboard.
After spending quality time with his grandfather, Javier dispelled any illusions that the platinum handcuff necklace bling-blinging around his neck was a fashion choice he had made: in truth he knew it was a sign of his family fate to be both a douchebag and a convict.
Gag. I’m keeping this on my iPod Touch in case I have to induce vomiting to save someone. Retch…
God is this awful (actually ignore the God part; he doesn’t exist after seeing that pic).
Soy Bomb is right. In the nearly 5 years since I fiirst happened upon this site, that is the worst… photo… ever. So if you’ll excuse me, I need to go puke.
The dago ventriloquist and his shit puppets out on the town, seeing how many slathered, drunk, nearsighted bimbos they can stinkfinger.