Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Chest-Pec Wingtatts: The New Black

Coming in 2013: Chest-Pec Wingtatt Removal Surgery: The New Black.

Asian Melons, however, will always be in season.

# posted by douchebag1
2:11 pm October, 26 Woo Hott said...

On the wings of crud…..she’s got a nice little thigh bruise. Wink.

2:21 pm October, 26 creature said...

purple wing on his trap is for manuevering thru primal ooze

2:23 pm October, 26 Et Tu Douche? said...

I loves me some Asian melon.

2:27 pm October, 26 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Now i’m not sure I agree with her choice of the mismatched bikni but I suppose that’s like complaining about the glovebox on a Ferrari. Being parital to Asians and even more so to Asian melons like that she gets my vote for HOH!!

2:34 pm October, 26 Woo Hott said...

Yes, I will second that nomination. MS her G into the HOH already!

2:37 pm October, 26 baffomet said...

I thought to be in the HOH people needed to look about the chest as well??

2:39 pm October, 26 baffomet said...

about=above

2:45 pm October, 26 Douche Springsteen said...

I want to dip my rice balls into her Szechuan sauce.
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counter-revolutionaries

2:45 pm October, 26 Douche Springsteen said...

she should take the Great Leap Forward…
right onto my face.

2:46 pm October, 26 hermit said...

^ I agree, chipmunk cheeks are useful for mass semen storage, but are a bit unattractive.

2:51 pm October, 26 morty said...

this little queer and his shorts. my granddad served in the USN in WWII, fought at Midway. I’d love to see this retard show up back then, he’d have .50 cal holes in his stupid ass.

3:12 pm October, 26 The Dude said...

I got a case of Melonoma, and the only cure is a pair of Asian melons!

3:23 pm October, 26 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

For some reason that reminds me: when I was a kid, on occasion I had to accompany my Mom to high brow political functions, and my name tag always said “Master Sundseth.” I should thank my forbears that my surname is not “Bates.”

3:56 pm October, 26 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Is his chest tatt of a flaming pine cone shitting out the Piggly Wiggly mascot? With wings? If it is then I NEED the name of his dealer right fuccen now.

3:57 pm October, 26 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

Filipino food is some of the nastiest in Asia.
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.Filipino women on the other hand, can balut my chorizo with their adobados anytime.

4:13 pm October, 26 Wedgie said...

I like Asian melons, especially when accompanied by Asian sushi. Remember Wedgie’s motto: “If it smells like fish, have all you wish”.
Regarding the douchebag, I guess “wingman” doesn’t mean the same thing it did when I was his age.

4:49 pm October, 26 Vin Douchal said...

She looks smart. Book smart, I mean.
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He looks stupid. In every way. Dumb as fuck

5:16 pm October, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d like to marinade her in my special Moo Goo Guy Cock sauce with pickled ginger and fists.
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She’ like the curried cock.

6:02 pm October, 26 DoucheyWallnuts said...

“You are the moobs beneath my wings…”

6:03 pm October, 26 DoucheyWallnuts said...

She looks like the Thai-bleeth from the movie “The Golden Child” with Eddie Murphy.

6:05 pm October, 26 DoucheyWallnuts said...

E Pluribus Moobum

6:08 pm October, 26 DoucheyWallnuts said...

That guy drinks this beer.
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http://greatbrewers.com/sites/default/files/images/Product%20-%20Long%20Trail%20Triple%20Bag.preview.jpg

6:26 pm October, 26 Woo Hott said...

We call these dudes eggs. White on the outside but yellow on the inside. And tons of fun to crack.

7:40 pm October, 26 Wedgie said...

The Warts Beneath My Wings.

8:09 pm October, 26 Whoop-di-douche said...

I think he stole his design from the Indianapolis Motor Speedway logo.
I think her design is homegrown in the melon patch tended by chipmunks.

9:35 pm October, 26 ehcuodouche said...

I’m partial to Asians too, but her face looks like a chipmunk. Not HOH material, but definitely hall of fap.

10:06 pm October, 26 creature said...

more cheek on her face than backside

10:08 pm October, 26 Nostradouchus said...

I see her buying him more Japanese flag shorts in the future…

12:53 am October, 27 Jacques Doucheteau said...

I purchase those melons from a roadside stand run by an illegal immigrant.

3:51 am October, 27 CB Popped said...

Natural melons, of all varieties, shapes, colors and cupsizes,,,, are always in season.

Frat boy pec tatts, are not.

4:22 am October, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Kamikaze Kockgobler

5:39 am October, 27 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Does this come to mind for anyone else? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hetIPKqOktw&NR=1

5:51 am October, 27 Olddog1 said...

Those are Mounds of Almond Joy.

10:45 am October, 27 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

So, does he wear the Japanese flag shorts to entice her and then force her to look at the eagle tat as some odd WWII revenge? What a sick bastard.

12:02 pm October, 27 Hurl Scheibe said...

I wonder if her those loveley Melons of hers lactate Midori. That would be bliss.

12:16 pm October, 27 I R A Darth Aggie said...

You could get listeria…wait…Asian melons? oh, never mind, I was thinking of Colorado melons.

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