Thursday, October 27, 2011

D.J. Dudjbagos May Or May Not Be in This Picture

But Boobsy McBoobser most certainly is.

Boobs.

I prod them stoically, and with a small rind of lime.

# posted by douchebag1
7:06 am October, 27 Et Tu Douche? said...

Are those Rev Chads Jeebus-sized cock rings she’s wearing as earrings?

7:06 am October, 27 UFO Destroyers said...

He rocks a mic like a vandal.
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And about as much disposable income as present day Ice.

7:12 am October, 27 Tyrannosaurus Douche said...

What a shame.

7:29 am October, 27 CB Popped said...

The hits just keep coming.

She looks tangy.

7:35 am October, 27 Mr Moustache said...

Dang! That hott is ZESTY!

7:38 am October, 27 Wedgie said...

Purple Nurple Thursday.

7:47 am October, 27 Anonymous said...

Now those are spicey meatballs!

8:08 am October, 27 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

Club DJ = autodouche

8:08 am October, 27 Anonymous said...

I think in this scenario, she’s the DJ and he’s the crapper.

8:10 am October, 27 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Grandmaster Douche

8:14 am October, 27 Anonymous said...

@CND, are hott chick DJs autodouche as well? There are a couple out there.

8:16 am October, 27 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Actually, he looks to be on the other side of the turntable.

8:20 am October, 27 Anonymous said...

“Yo! Barkeep! Another Shirley Temple with two fingers of cherries this time!”

8:26 am October, 27 Southern Scrotic said...

Those are some bangin’ ta-tas.

8:32 am October, 27 Anonymous said...

Check out the grapes on that chick. The dude on the right’s grapes are in a jar by her bedside table. Am I right ladies with sweet boobs?

8:48 am October, 27 creature said...

i merely swat them with ping pong paddles & watch them undulate

9:04 am October, 27 FoghornLeghorn said...

That open mouth thing, with her tongue between her teeth, almost makes me forget about her partner. The lavender shirt works for him, though.

9:07 am October, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She looks like a pimped up Elizabeth Hasslebeck. I’d give her a rotating Jesus-sized spindle. And I’d sucker punch that Hasselbeck in the ass with the wrathful bloody fury of God, fuck I hate that fake bitch.

9:08 am October, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

May I suggest Grandmaster Cunt.

9:13 am October, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

@ Vin Douchal
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Are you Neil Giraldo?

9:26 am October, 27 Hurl Scheibe said...

You can see how she easily scored the job at the Welcoming Station at Grand Teton National Park.

10:05 am October, 27 WillieHorton said...

…Motor…Boat…

10:40 am October, 27 Jacques Doucheteau said...

My…GOD those are some huge hoop earrings! I mean, has anybody looked at the size of those things and how perfectly round they are? I’ve never seen a pair of such delectable hoop earrings in my life. Their so plump and supple, I could cup and gently squeeze those hoop earrings all day.

10:53 am October, 27 Jacques Doucheteau said...

And any bar with Miller Lite lung ta prayer flags can’t be hiring top-of-the-line DJs.
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Bartender: Hey, do you know any DJs? I’m thinking of getting someone in here on Tuesday nights after the $1 Pabst crew leaves.
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Regular: Yeah, I got a friend who DJed a party once. He’s got some sick tunes on his Ipod.
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Bartender: Right on. I can’t pay him anything, the boss won’t let me waste money on another fruitless venture to get more custies in. Maybe just kick him a few free domestics or well drinks.
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Regular: He’d totally be down with that. The guys a pathetic alcoholic loser like me who thinks he’s a ladies man but hasn’t been laid in over two years.
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Bartender: Perfect! Have him come one in some night and we’ll discuss the details. Now quit vomiting on the floor and get the fuck out of my bar.

11:02 am October, 27 Wobbly Ollie said...

She might be Page 3 girl Sam Cooke from the UK. She went from “modeling” to be a DJ recently. Check out the images of her on Google.

11:08 am October, 27 Hurl Scheibe said...

Wobbly, nice catch. I think you’re right.

http://www.myspace.com/djsamcooke/photos/16466430#%7B%22ImageId%22%3A16466430%7D

11:08 am October, 27 Eponymous Douche said...

Someone please explain the Jerzification of America. I beseech thee…

3:08 pm October, 27 Scooby Douche said...

You may be interested in the “complete” version: WARNING: NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!

http://www.page3.com/archive/girl-of-the-day-02052011-20726.html

4:25 pm October, 27 Southern Scrotic said...

@CB
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Shouldn’t that be “The tits just keep on coming.”
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Or better yet
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“I just keep coming on the tits?”

9:05 pm October, 27 Whoop-di-douche said...

Well, I’ll be a one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people eater.
Those are some fine purple jugs.

11:27 am October, 28 Nostradouchus said...

Qasim, son of Saddam, has found that Dubai is a little more welcoming of the sons of despots…Boobsy McBoobster is looking to scalp one of his Ferraris before the Swiss bank account gets frozen.

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