Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Frankie Lunkerhead Squeezes Giggle Gina With Only Pec Flexes

That’s nothing.

Wait’ll you figure out what’s holding up the beer behind Giggle Gina’s head.

# posted by douchebag1
7:30 am October, 5 Medusa Oblongata said...

“I’m gonna hug her and kiss her and name her George!”

7:40 am October, 5 Hurl Scheibe said...

^ LOL. Exaclty right Medusa. Here’s a link to this classic Looney Tunes!!

7:48 am October, 5 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Maggie’s face says, “How did I get in this situation? More to the point, how do I get out?”

8:10 am October, 5 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

This reminds me of strange story from several years ago. A young man had had hidden himself within the park at SeaWorld until after closing. This man had a fascination with the orcas. He thought they were kindred spirits, and the intelligent, graceful creatures might understand and commune with him in a way he could not relate to humans. He was found the next morning, naked, bruised, and quite dead; draped over the back of an Orca who was carrying him around the tank like a child with a security blanket. The man had anthropomorphized the orca to a fatal extent, forgetting or ignoring their immense strength and wild nature. The orca, for its part, was doing nothing more than playing with an interesting object which had unexpectedly dropped into its tank. It meant no more harm than Frankie here does, though this won’t do Gina much good when she is found like a broken doll, tossed in a boneless heap into the corner of Frankie’s cage.

8:10 am October, 5 Hurl Scheibe said...

“911, what is your emergency?”

“Help!! My name is Maggie, and I am trapped. Please bring the jaws of life!! Quick!!”

8:15 am October, 5 soy bomb said...

I’ve seen more intelligence displayed in the eyes of a animal head wall mount.

8:21 am October, 5 Douchble Helix said...

M.O. FTW!

8:23 am October, 5 Douchble Helix said...

Man, there sure is some purty writin’ on these pages lately.
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btw, how did that Lifetime Movie of the Week end yesterday? I turned on baseball.

8:37 am October, 5 Douche Springsteen said...

I like the tribal (exactly WHAT tribe do these douchebags belong to?) arm counterbalanced with the arm full of unintelligible squiggly shit.

@Dude McCrudeshoes – that is the Mayan Eye of Coitus Interruptus

8:39 am October, 5 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

^All lifetime and oxygen (lifeogen) movies end the same way. The resilient lady finds love, and lives happily ever after. Her ex / boss / father / or other male antagonist learns a valuable life lesson. It’s just like movies on

8:44 am October, 5 Douchble Helix said...

Even the whores?

8:46 am October, 5 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

‘O’, except with more white people.

8:47 am October, 5 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

@Helix
Even whores need love. In fact, that is how they pay the bills.

8:50 am October, 5 Douchble Helix said...

So then, Pretty Woman was a documentary?

8:51 am October, 5 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

@D.Springsteen,
I disagree, that is Mayan eye of fear and dismay.

8:54 am October, 5 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

@Helix,
No Pretty Woman is a fantasy, because Richard Gere is portrayed as straight.
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s is a documentary though.

9:05 am October, 5 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

That’s not a beer…!

9:10 am October, 5 troy tempest said...

Medusa FTW.
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How is the beer being held aloft? By her prehensile tail, of course.
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Which is pretty cool, but not as fun as prehensile BOOBIES!!!

9:10 am October, 5 troy tempest said...

I just wanted to say “prehensile”.

9:40 am October, 5 El Bastardo Magnifico said...

All these people appear to be sticky.

9:47 am October, 5 creature said...

…moments later Frankie turned both gals into handpuppets

10:03 am October, 5 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Neandertard.

10:32 am October, 5 Medusa Oblongata said...

Oxygen Network and Lifetime and any of that “television for women crap can suck my clit-penis. If women spent a little less time crying about how bad we have it and how shitty men treat us, we might have more of a stake in things. Some women fought for equal rights and fought hard. And then the rest of the women came in and fucked it all up. Men argued for years that giving women the right to vote would result in a lot of silly shennanegans and we were too dippy to handle the responsibility. So the Suffragettes came out and said NO FUCK YOU WE CAN TOTALLY DO THIS. So the guys said, Well ok, go ahead. And the number one write-in candidate by women that year?
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Mickey Mouse.
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Followed by Clark Gable.
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YOU STUPID STUPID STUPID CUNTS. THIS IS WHY NOBODY LETS US DO STUFF OR BE IN CHARGE OF THINGS. And then there’s Pretty Woman. Ohhh, AWESOME MOVIE BRO. Be a whore, a prostitute, sell your gash for money and then some rich dude will fall in love with you and make it all go away and sweep you off you his magic castle. Is it any wonder you’re then totally disillusioned when you cat like a nasty skank and then get treated like one, and nothing more? Or then find a good guy and get all hysterical when he acts like a guy? You know, likes to do guy stuff and thinks your macrame cat collection is teh ghey and has no idea what to do when you say “nothing’s wrong” and start crying? What the fucking fuck?!?! No wonder people ask Mr. Biscotti if my beloved 58 Buick is “his” car, even when I’m driving it! No wonder people walk into the tattoo shop and think I’m the secretary! I can’t possibly be expected to have one brain cell in my head and be other than a cum incubator/ life support system for a fetus, because YOU’RE ALL FUCKING RETARDED. THERE, I SAID IT, AND IF THIS PHOTO IS NOT EVIDENCE, I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS.
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10:33 am October, 5 Medusa Oblongata said...

End rant.

10:39 am October, 5 Hurl Scheibe said...

@ Troy – this is the thinking person’s website. You learn something new everyday. Thank you for using the word prehensile. I had to look it up. The vision is now complete and rampant hilarity ensued.

Thank you, sir.

10:39 am October, 5 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Not a beer. It is the top of some sort of galvanized fence post that which I hope the three of these people either impale themselves on in about 3 minutes.

Brunette knows what is behind door #3 (a lot of #2 and stomach pain) and is wanting to get gone!

10:52 am October, 5 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

@Medusa^
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You are on fire. And you are a voice of clarity in a world of autotuned babble. Don’t ever stop.
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And, yes, I did get a boner.

10:53 am October, 5 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Is anyone else suprised one of the girls isn’t wrapped around that light pole?

11:08 am October, 5 Et Tu Douche? said...

I loves me some Medusa

11:13 am October, 5 schlicht bindenburger said...

i dont understand how that much ugly can get squeezed into one pic! incredible.

11:35 am October, 5 Steve said...

Why does blondie’s wrist band say “My balls”?

11:55 am October, 5 creature said...

I believe the entire wristband reads
‘if i suck them they become my balls’

2:30 pm October, 5 Boner Patrol said...

MO’s rant and this douche’s beer boner FTW!

6:49 pm October, 5 Guid is Good said...

Brunette is thinking “I need better quality friends.” I can only agree.

6:50 pm October, 5 Guid is Good said...

And “How much hose do I need from the exhaust to the car window?”

7:25 pm October, 5 Boner Patrol said...

^I’m thinking at least 15 feet of hose will work for me.

9:34 pm October, 5 Stephanie said...

If you can knock this beer off of my shoulder,I’ll….um,never mind.

10:47 pm October, 5 Whoop-di-douche said...

That beer bottle is his right moob on tap.
God’s truth.
I swear.

9:28 am October, 6 Face Ripper Monkey said...

@ Little Whiny Bitch 8:23
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Did you think I would forget about you? Not a fucking chance. Sorry but I got kind of busy and you really aren’t that high of a priority
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So? You want to be Julia Roberts? Go ahead if it makes you feel pretty. Remember, she was in Runaway Bride too. Take a cue from that and run away into the path of an oncoming bus. Or train. Whatever one makes you feel the prettiest.

1:31 pm October, 6 JW said...

Are we not seeing on his head an early Hair Club for Douches?

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