Friday Haiku
“Put a ring on it”
The girls told them; what they got
Were Jeff’s ringworm sores.
Twister after an
Olean chip and Kool-Aid binge?
Bad idea, Girlfriends…
— DarkSock
Team Twister’s up next
But had to change their name from
Team Sister Fister
— saulgoode42
“Dude, it will be sweet!”
“Twister? I barely know her.”
“You misunderstand . . .”
— Douche Wayne
Rather than draped
in plastic, these guys should be
sealed tight in plastic
— idfma
Twister spots? No, kids.
I hate to break it to you
They’re giant herpes.
— Medusa Oblongata
Blonde can do better
I know a game we can play
Her chute, my ladder.
— Mr. Scrotato Head
Bandana guy looks
Stunned. That isn’t nail polish!
Hey you! Smell my finger.
— The Reverend Chad Kroeger
choose a coloured spot
make a provocative pick
push fist up brown spot
— creature
A Purple Nurple
Better known as Tit Twister
Would be best result
— Vin Douchal
Bleeths and douchebags preen
Twister twisted forever
Milton Bradley weeps.
— soy bomb
Twister™ gave me my first
erection; these twits ruined
a nice memory.
— The Dude
A porch beef sandwich
Made with fresh douchebag herp bread
Kills the appetite
— Doucheywallnuts
Mack and Stephano
Enter 2 Man Bronado;
STD D’jour
— Mandouchian Candidate
“Dude, it will be sweet!”
“Twister? I barely know her.”
“You misunderstand . . .”
Complete twister fail
No red on tit green on twat
For hand foot combo
He labels his neck.
An eight inch peen is the most
That he can swallow.
That Twister sister,
The one in white, I would spin
Her on my needle.
(‘Cept its more like a javelin pole…)
Team Twister’s up next
But had to change their name from
Team Sister Fister
Choades neglected to
factor in stripper rental;
need loan for costumes.
The caped douchebaggers:
Fighting Grime with Axe scent sprays
Someone twist their necks!
1994
called, it wants its wallet chain
back when you’re done, Steve.
Rather than draped
in plastic, these guys should be
sealed tight in plastic
Twister spots? No, kids.
I hate to break it to you
They’re giant herpes.
Mack the Nozzle brah!
Orbits tasty Asia Hotts
Needs Euthanizing
touching Mack’s red spots,
fun for all the family?
I think not, douchebag.
“Twist and Shout” are the
latest lame-ass gimmick-y
tag team in wras-lin’.
chicks twister costume,
seemed like a brilliant idea,
until these choads showed up.
twister attracts douchebags,
like moths to flickering flame,
burn this club to ground.
Well, that’s one good way
To hide your giant cold sores
Form follows function
Douchebag says, “twister?”
“I didn’t even kiss her!”
Still got a blister.
Twisters on these guys?
Bummed you meant half-assed costumes,
And not tornados
Or:
Didn’t even fist her.
Right boot heel on neck
Left shovel to orange forehead
We win ev’ry time!
PTPes stuck
between Hall’ween Twister-bags
On stage, chick shakes it.
What’s more auto ‘bag:
Chin fung or black nail polish?
These paid bleeths don’t care.
Right pene in brown spot
Bleeth bail and head for shower
Douche keep on playing
Douche couples exclaim
“Candyland was just too hard!”
Smurfette dances on
Blonde can do better
I know a game we can play
Her chute, my ladder
Vegas loves the cheese.
Quartet combines to perform
Cirques de Doucheil.
Ace and Gary join
Girls as Ambiguously
Gay Quartet of poo.
Dirty Dancing 8
Everybody get’s to
Poke Baby’s pooper.
And so it was. The
“Night of the Giant Bingo
Marker” had ended.
In the background a
Fifty kilkogram Gummy
Bear dances alone.
What a great game night
First Twister and then Paintball!
Uhhh, that ain’t paint, bro.
Stupid hand gesture
And caped choads sandwich despair
Eyes weep fire and blood
It’s a good thing that
choads are red/green colorblind
think PTP hotts.
The Rip Taylor Revue
Was full of party people.
What. no confetti?
Twister tournement
Rectal Trauma ’round the bend;
Girls watch guy in guy.
Massive nail fungus
For the Choad on the right side
Then he rubbed his eyes
Here’s to hoping that choads
will rub against PTP
measles then each other.
Stoopid class runs late
so first haiku sucks big balls.
Why is murder wrong?
twister sisters plus
shower curtain douche-dot-bags
equal fungus mold
Bandana guy looks
Stunned. That isn’t nail polish!
Hey you! Smell my finger.
Nasty ass Bleeths
Entertain caped crude-baiters
Nothing but STDs and regrets to come…
The coach new this would
Happen if the ASU Chess Team
Made the regionals.
Dance blue-light stripper
In the purple-blue spotlight
empty-handed blonde
Captain White Trash and
his side-kick SpinFung save hotts
from clown nose attack.
Hasbro test markets
For new game. “Pass The Herpes” is
Instant sensation.
Super Dot Brothers
Clutch spotted twister sisters
blonde clutches nothing
Remember, rubber
covers save lovers so seal
choads together now.
Bumps are on my cock
But don’t you fear, little hot
It’s just razor burn
twister sister tests
dates size with pinky finger
pinky finger wins
A perfect body
Marred by a tiger tattoo
I can smell your cunt
Hotts make spinners fall
only on green. Choads like ’cause
horny and sticky.
American teachers
Celebrate tsunami’s
End at Mothra Club
No darn brown spots? No
Yello? I can fix that dudes.
Pull on my fingers,
right hand on yellow
spinner instruction should read
place head on train track
wrapped in Twister sheets
amplifies vile douche aura
bleeths smile vacantly
.
.
.
huh?
.
.
.
The very first sign
of the new Douchbag virus
are splotchy red sores.
Those bitches could suck my dick.
choose a coloured spot
make a provocative pick
push fist up brown spot
no need for crisco
when playing porno twister
they come with own grease
A Purple Nurple
Better known as Tit Twister
Would be best result
bleeths and douchebags preen
twister twisted forever
milton bradley weeps
when playing in dark
the two douche-mat boys couple
always find brown spot
yellow spot on crotch
is not part of the game mat
it is a discharge
Twister™ gave me my first
erection; these twits ruined
a nice memory.
A porch beef sandwich
Made with fresh douchebag herp bread
Kills the appetite
No winners picked yet?
Mom says I have to go soon
Stroke ‘r egos ‘Sock.
Mack and Stephano
Enter 2 Man Bronado;
STD D’jour
This Friday Haiku;
Anticipating Results;
much like these retards.
Don’t touch the red spots
I doubt they are chicken pox
Probably herpes
Erotic Twister.
Douchebags hope for left hand green,
while I pray for red.
The perfect party
game of Twister blows them a-
way. Some get dotty.
Getting naked un-
der togas is better than
undies for Twister.