Friday, October 7, 2011

Friday Haiku

“Put a ring on it”
The girls told them; what they got
Were Jeff’s ringworm sores.

Twister after an
Olean chip and Kool-Aid binge?
Bad idea, Girlfriends…

— DarkSock


Team Twister’s up next
But had to change their name from
Team Sister Fister

— saulgoode42

“Dude, it will be sweet!”
“Twister? I barely know her.”
“You misunderstand . . .”

— Douche Wayne

Rather than draped
in plastic, these guys should be
sealed tight in plastic

— idfma

Twister spots? No, kids.
I hate to break it to you
They’re giant herpes.

— Medusa Oblongata

Blonde can do better
I know a game we can play
Her chute, my ladder.

— Mr. Scrotato Head

Bandana guy looks
Stunned. That isn’t nail polish!
Hey you! Smell my finger.

— The Reverend Chad Kroeger

choose a coloured spot
make a provocative pick
push fist up brown spot

— creature

A Purple Nurple
Better known as Tit Twister
Would be best result

— Vin Douchal

Bleeths and douchebags preen
Twister twisted forever
Milton Bradley weeps.

— soy bomb

Twister™ gave me my first
erection; these twits ruined
a nice memory.

— The Dude

A porch beef sandwich
Made with fresh douchebag herp bread
Kills the appetite

— Doucheywallnuts

Mack and Stephano
Enter 2 Man Bronado;
STD D’jour

— Mandouchian Candidate

# posted by Bagnonymous
6:57 am October, 7 Douche Wayne said...

“Dude, it will be sweet!”
“Twister? I barely know her.”
“You misunderstand . . .”

6:57 am October, 7 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Complete twister fail
No red on tit green on twat
For hand foot combo

7:00 am October, 7 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

He labels his neck.
An eight inch peen is the most
That he can swallow.

7:03 am October, 7 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

That Twister sister,
The one in white, I would spin
Her on my needle.

(‘Cept its more like a javelin pole…)

7:05 am October, 7 saulgoode42 said...

Team Twister’s up next
But had to change their name from
Team Sister Fister

7:06 am October, 7 Douche Wayne said...

Choades neglected to
factor in stripper rental;
need loan for costumes.

7:07 am October, 7 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

The caped douchebaggers:
Fighting Grime with Axe scent sprays
Someone twist their necks!

7:08 am October, 7 Douche Wayne said...

1994
called, it wants its wallet chain
back when you’re done, Steve.

7:10 am October, 7 idfma said...

Rather than draped
in plastic, these guys should be
sealed tight in plastic

7:11 am October, 7 Medusa Oblongata said...

Twister spots? No, kids.
I hate to break it to you
They’re giant herpes.

7:13 am October, 7 SonnyChibaChoad said...

Mack the Nozzle brah!
Orbits tasty Asia Hotts
Needs Euthanizing

7:20 am October, 7 Colossus of Choads said...

touching Mack’s red spots,
fun for all the family?
I think not, douchebag.

7:24 am October, 7 Douche Wayne said...

“Twist and Shout” are the
latest lame-ass gimmick-y
tag team in wras-lin’.

7:24 am October, 7 Mandouchian Candidate said...

chicks twister costume,
seemed like a brilliant idea,
until these choads showed up.

7:26 am October, 7 Mandouchian Candidate said...

twister attracts douchebags,
like moths to flickering flame,
burn this club to ground.

7:29 am October, 7 Wedgie said...

Well, that’s one good way
To hide your giant cold sores
Form follows function

7:29 am October, 7 hermit said...

Douchebag says, “twister?”
“I didn’t even kiss her!”
Still got a blister.

7:29 am October, 7 Condouchious said...

Twisters on these guys?
Bummed you meant half-assed costumes,
And not tornados

7:30 am October, 7 hermit said...

Or:
Didn’t even fist her.

7:31 am October, 7 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Right boot heel on neck
Left shovel to orange forehead
We win ev’ry time!

7:33 am October, 7 notadoucheNY said...

PTPes stuck
between Hall’ween Twister-bags
On stage, chick shakes it.

What’s more auto ‘bag:
Chin fung or black nail polish?
These paid bleeths don’t care.

7:34 am October, 7 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Right pene in brown spot
Bleeth bail and head for shower
Douche keep on playing

7:43 am October, 7 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Douche couples exclaim
“Candyland was just too hard!”
Smurfette dances on

7:48 am October, 7 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Blonde can do better
I know a game we can play
Her chute, my ladder

7:49 am October, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Vegas loves the cheese.
Quartet combines to perform
Cirques de Doucheil.

7:51 am October, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Ace and Gary join
Girls as Ambiguously
Gay Quartet of poo.

7:57 am October, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Dirty Dancing 8
Everybody get’s to
Poke Baby’s pooper.

8:02 am October, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

And so it was. The
“Night of the Giant Bingo
Marker” had ended.

8:05 am October, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

In the background a
Fifty kilkogram Gummy
Bear dances alone.

8:06 am October, 7 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

What a great game night
First Twister and then Paintball!
Uhhh, that ain’t paint, bro.

8:09 am October, 7 Anonymous said...

Stupid hand gesture
And caped choads sandwich despair
Eyes weep fire and blood

8:09 am October, 7 Face Ripper Monkey said...

It’s a good thing that
choads are red/green colorblind
think PTP hotts.

8:09 am October, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Rip Taylor Revue
Was full of party people.
What. no confetti?

8:12 am October, 7 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Twister tournement
Rectal Trauma ’round the bend;
Girls watch guy in guy.

8:14 am October, 7 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Massive nail fungus
For the Choad on the right side
Then he rubbed his eyes

8:15 am October, 7 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Here’s to hoping that choads
will rub against PTP
measles then each other.

8:16 am October, 7 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Stoopid class runs late
so first haiku sucks big balls.
Why is murder wrong?

8:16 am October, 7 Claude Douchenbagger said...

twister sisters plus
shower curtain douche-dot-bags
equal fungus mold

8:18 am October, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Bandana guy looks
Stunned. That isn’t nail polish!
Hey you! Smell my finger.

8:21 am October, 7 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Nasty ass Bleeths
Entertain caped crude-baiters
Nothing but STDs and regrets to come…

8:22 am October, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The coach new this would
Happen if the ASU Chess Team
Made the regionals.

8:24 am October, 7 Claude Douchenbagger said...

Dance blue-light stripper
In the purple-blue spotlight
empty-handed blonde

8:24 am October, 7 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Captain White Trash and
his side-kick SpinFung save hotts
from clown nose attack.

8:26 am October, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Hasbro test markets
For new game. “Pass The Herpes” is
Instant sensation.

8:27 am October, 7 Claude Douchenbagger said...

Super Dot Brothers
Clutch spotted twister sisters
blonde clutches nothing

8:27 am October, 7 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Remember, rubber
covers save lovers so seal
choads together now.

8:27 am October, 7 Hurl Scheibe said...

Bumps are on my cock
But don’t you fear, little hot
It’s just razor burn

8:30 am October, 7 Claude Douchenbagger said...

twister sister tests
dates size with pinky finger
pinky finger wins

8:30 am October, 7 Anonymous said...

A perfect body
Marred by a tiger tattoo
I can smell your cunt

8:32 am October, 7 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Hotts make spinners fall
only on green. Choads like ’cause
horny and sticky.

8:36 am October, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

American teachers
Celebrate tsunami’s
End at Mothra Club

8:38 am October, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

No darn brown spots? No
Yello? I can fix that dudes.
Pull on my fingers,

8:46 am October, 7 Douche Springsteen said...

right hand on yellow
spinner instruction should read
place head on train track

8:54 am October, 7 Douche Springsteen said...

wrapped in Twister sheets
amplifies vile douche aura
bleeths smile vacantly

8:59 am October, 7 jonezy said...

.
.
.
huh?
.
.
.

9:06 am October, 7 DouchYouWannaDance said...

The very first sign
of the new Douchbag virus
are splotchy red sores.

9:12 am October, 7 Douchetastic Sam said...

Those bitches could suck my dick.

9:20 am October, 7 creature said...

choose a coloured spot
make a provocative pick
push fist up brown spot

9:23 am October, 7 creature said...

no need for crisco
when playing porno twister
they come with own grease

9:29 am October, 7 Vin Douchal said...

A Purple Nurple
Better known as Tit Twister
Would be best result

9:30 am October, 7 soy bomb said...

bleeths and douchebags preen
twister twisted forever
milton bradley weeps

9:31 am October, 7 creature said...

when playing in dark
the two douche-mat boys couple
always find brown spot

9:35 am October, 7 creature said...

yellow spot on crotch
is not part of the game mat
it is a discharge

9:38 am October, 7 The Dude said...

Twister™ gave me my first
erection; these twits ruined
a nice memory.

10:15 am October, 7 Doucheywallnuts said...

A porch beef sandwich
Made with fresh douchebag herp bread
Kills the appetite

10:23 am October, 7 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

No winners picked yet?
Mom says I have to go soon
Stroke ‘r egos ‘Sock.

10:24 am October, 7 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Mack and Stephano
Enter 2 Man Bronado;
STD D’jour

10:25 am October, 7 Mandouchian Candidate said...

This Friday Haiku;
Anticipating Results;
much like these retards.

10:39 am October, 7 Blair said...

Don’t touch the red spots
I doubt they are chicken pox
Probably herpes

10:55 am October, 7 FoghornLeghorn said...

Erotic Twister.
Douchebags hope for left hand green,
while I pray for red.

11:24 pm October, 8 Whoop-di-douche said...

The perfect party
game of Twister blows them a-
way. Some get dotty.

11:27 pm October, 8 Whoop-di-douche said...

Getting naked un-
der togas is better than
undies for Twister.

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