Friday, October 28, 2011

Friday Haiku

“How for show, Yankee???
Two een steenk, I sheet my pants;
Feef-teen rubles, pleeze…”

Blondie tribute band
Cannot sing the song ‘Rapture’
Creates depression.

– Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt


Wiktor and Ivan
Hustlers with nothing to sell
Except their sisters

– saulgoode42

don’t move hair from eyes
you’ll see your arms are around
duckface a l’orange

– Douche Springsteen

Vodka, abortions
Despair, depression, Roofies
Russian Douchebags Rule!

– DoucheyWallnuts

Hey, Amërïkä
Comrade Krüschëv’s words ring true:
“We will bury you!”

– Hermit

Blondie holds on tight
Ivan and Boris are set
Roofies break girls’ will

– THEONETRUEDOUCHE

When Nadja downs her
Fifty-eighth vodka and pukes
Levity breaks out.

– The Reverend Chad Kroeger

# posted by Bagnonymous
6:55 am October, 28 saulgoode42 said...

Everybody’s lips
Were still a little tender
After the bro-job

6:56 am October, 28 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Blondie tribute band
Cannot sing the song ‘Rapture’
Creates depression.

6:57 am October, 28 saulgoode42 said...

Wiktor and Ivan
Hustlers with nothing to sell
Except their sisters

6:58 am October, 28 Sergeant Scrote Stain said...

Zoolander’s douche face,
“Cheetah,” is punchtastic. I
like Hansel’s boobs, though.

6:59 am October, 28 Douche Springsteen said...

douchebag from Mypos
Cousin Larry evicts me
now I live in club

7:00 am October, 28 Wedgie said...

I always wondered
what Boris Karloff’s kids would
look like. Double yuk.

7:01 am October, 28 Douche Springsteen said...

don’t move hair from eyes
you’ll see your arms are around
duckface a l’oragne

7:01 am October, 28 Douche Springsteen said...

a l’orange^
.
fuccen caffeine ain’t kicked in yet

7:01 am October, 28 Wedgie said...

Let me guess: Open
casting call for “The Adams
Family Douchebag”?

7:04 am October, 28 Wedgie said...

“Hey, for two rubles
I’ll let you smell my fingers”.
No, but thanks, Igor.

7:19 am October, 28 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Why the stinkface, schmuck?
‘How you say, I do a two?”
Yeah – Now flush yourself!

7:24 am October, 28 Colossus of Choads said...

Bela Lubroski,
has eyes like Cookie Monster,
Muppets in clubland.

7:29 am October, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Welcome to Schmengi’s
I am Sten. ” One, two, three, four,
Cabbage Rolls and Poo.”

7:30 am October, 28 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

I have no make-up
Dark circles, pasty white skin
Nosferatudouche

7:31 am October, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Girls night at hockey school.
Vlad hasn’t shit in three weeks.
“Woman, Smell finger.”

7:31 am October, 28 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Vodka, abortions
Dispair, depression, Roofies
Russian Douchebags Rule!

7:32 am October, 28 Hermit said...

Hey, Amërïkä
Comrade Krüschëv’s words ring true:
“We will bury you!”

7:33 am October, 28 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Blondie holds on tight
Ivan and Boris are set
Ruffies break girls’ will

7:34 am October, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Vlad’s first son. Rootin’
Tootin’ Shootin’ Putin knows
It’s not the cabbage.

7:36 am October, 28 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Smell from my fingers
Twist my face into a sneer
Olga needs to douche

7:36 am October, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

When Nadja downs her
Fifty-eighth vodka and pukes
Levity breaks out.

7:38 am October, 28 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Russian Sly Stallone
Fueled by Vodka and Cabbage
Will kick your Ass-ski

7:40 am October, 28 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Prep for abortions
Drink Vodka until woozy
Then it’s scraping time!

7:40 am October, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Ramius: “Two pingjs
On my shignal.” Radio Dude:
“Talk right or fuck off.”

7:44 am October, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Two. yesh, two bottlesh
Of Cryshtal. Fuck off with bad
Ramius you mutant!

7:46 am October, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Rolph Lundgren always
Hated his brothers’ success.
Me in Rocky 3-D?

7:46 am October, 28 Justin said...

Sly Stallone’s cousin
Stares into depths of my soul
Butt-chin distracting

7:49 am October, 28 DarkSock said...

Nadya? Five Rubles.
She have potato butt plug!
She make sexy, no?

8:38 am October, 28 Taint Louis said...

He may have the eye
Of the tiger but its nulled
By the lips of douche

9:50 am October, 28 SonnyChibaChoad said...

Douche Bros Inquire
How much for the leetle girls?
Frank Stallone Junior

10:02 am October, 28 Jeet Kune Douche said...

greasy russkie dorks
profane the sweet devotchka
my tongue cleans her skin

11:13 am October, 28 Nostradouchus said...

Duckface and spray tan,
Blond tranny on the night prowl,
Putin would be proud.

8:40 pm October, 28 Steve L. said...

Eastern Promises
of rape and heroin sounds
sexy when you’re drunk.

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