Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Heterosexual Bob Wears Mesh To the Pool

Between the mesh doily outerwear and the “F*** Me I’m Famous” hat, State School Kathie knows that she’s in the presence of greatness.

At least until Monday morning.

Because those flapjacks won’t flip themselves onto the Rutti Tutti Fresh and Frutty breakfast plate without able bodied assistance.

Still, the lack of garish tattoos on this couple is laudatory, but also startling and frightening.

What alternate universe time vortex did I pee into?

# posted by douchebag1
9:17 am October, 12 Fatness said...

Flambé Me I’m Famous?

9:19 am October, 12 Vin Douchal said...

I don’t know what that monstorosity is we snared in the tuna ne,t but toss it back

9:23 am October, 12 Farry Lynnt said...

She’s gots a tramp stamp. Bingoyahtzeebullseye! We have a winner!

9:27 am October, 12 Farry Lynnt said...

Why you gotta hate on IHOP DB1? Their triple decker BLT is the bizness.

9:31 am October, 12 Farry Lynnt said...

My hat is better, it says “Fuck me, I’m right here.”

9:36 am October, 12 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Bob, gifted comedic genius that he is, is the first lunkhead ever to be photographed wearing some of his girlfriend’s clothes. lololol. Ok, kill me now.

9:40 am October, 12 schlicht bindenburger said...

i like the tiny ass a whole lot! the sack of shit covered peanuts…..nah so much!

9:41 am October, 12 Mr. SCrotato Head said...

They need to switch tops.

9:43 am October, 12 Farry Lynnt said...

She is very attractive and very obviously into this bozo. This would totally demoralize me if I was into hot women. Phew. Dodged another bullet.

9:45 am October, 12 Hurl Scheibe said...

Mr. Scrotato, sometimes the simplest of ideas are the most visionary. Bravo, sir and a tip of the hat for such a fine visual!!

9:47 am October, 12 Hurl Scheibe said...

And BTW, Fritz the Night Owl’s daughter is smoking hot.

9:57 am October, 12 Wedgie said...

“Does this top make my ass look fat?”

10:05 am October, 12 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

You know that he has this playing on a continuous loops in his head, right?

10:08 am October, 12 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

Mesh top = autogay….or did I miss something over the past 50 years?

10:09 am October, 12 Farry Lynnt said...

Plaid and mesh are a definite fashion don’t. But she is definitely a do. Damn, this really must be grinding some serious gears right now.

10:11 am October, 12 CHAS VIEWER said...

I swear thats’s Chass Boner best friend.

Look at the nipples and the neck. No hair.

It can’t be male!!! But female

10:14 am October, 12 Farry Lynnt said...

Has anyone noticed how hot she is??? Holy shit, its like a morgue without the stiffs in here. So I guess its like an empty morgue in here. This one for the weekly or this place has gone completely mo.

10:27 am October, 12 Vin Douchal said...

This says it all about that photo:

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10:29 am October, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Bob MacCracken finally proved the old theory that chainmail without sack-cloth is less itchy at the Glengarry Heterosexual Highland Games and Olde Time Faire
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It’s true, ask Bon Scott: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_a3FCugMNZE&feature=related

10:45 am October, 12 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Finger me I’m famous?

11:13 am October, 12 Wedgie said...

In a related story, the underwear bomber pled guilty today.

11:14 am October, 12 jonezy said...

you can see John Largegamo’s daughter turned around in disgust in the background.
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wearing a pretty sexy one piece I might add.

11:21 am October, 12 Et Tu Douche? said...

Fondle me I’m famous?

11:22 am October, 12 Et Tu Douche? said...

Flog me I’m famous?

11:24 am October, 12 Farry Lynnt said...

Fumigate me I’m famous?

11:27 am October, 12 antwar said...

Fist me I’m famous!

11:35 am October, 12 Farry Lynnt said...

Feltch me I’m famous?

12:20 pm October, 12 Douchble Helix said...

Beautiful ass, indeed!!
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Holy shit! A shout out to Fritz? What’s next? The Bob Braun show at noon? Or that clown?

12:21 pm October, 12 Douchble Helix said...

Flippo The Clown. Had to look it up, dammit.

12:45 pm October, 12 C.G. said...

i have observed no proof that Bob is actually heterosexual.

“Buttfuck me, I’m famous!”

1:07 pm October, 12 tall guy said...

I also think mesh top=autogay.

1:22 pm October, 12 Collaz B. Popped said...

“Chicks dig jerks.” – Bill Hicks

1:50 pm October, 12 FoghornLeghorn said...

I’m imagining she’s wearing no top, and we’re looking at her tan lines.

1:59 pm October, 12 Farry Lynnt said...

I’m imagining he’s wearing a red top and underneath a bus. This game is fun!

2:28 pm October, 12 Farry Lynnt said...

I think this douche went to my high school. If memory serves he was voted “Most Likely To Suck His Own Dick”.

4:38 pm October, 12 Douchetastic Sam said...

Ah knows dat bitch. She done sucked mah cock.

9:34 pm October, 12 Stephanie said...

He looks uncomfortable in that pose,why is that?

12:52 am October, 13 Whoop-di-douche said...

She’s so over the top that SHE”s the porch beef, and he’s the elastic cotton mesh wrap on the pot roast.

1:27 am October, 13 Steve L. said...

State School Kathie gives you the zest you need to punch yourself in the face in the morning.
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it’s kinda ironic that i’m saying this at 1:41 in the middle of the night though. maybe i’ll make up for it by punching myself in the face tomorrow morning.

5:09 pm October, 13 Gamelorn said...

This guy has to be Euro. No American would wear a fishnet shirt, no matter how douchey he is.

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