Tuesday, October 18, 2011
In an Economic Recession, Won’t Somebody Please Think of the Unemployed Roadies?
Roadies gotta eat, too.
And by gotta eat, too, I mean bother Barnard dropout hottie, Upper East Side Esther.
Six Pound Watch weighs heavily on the collective soul of the Jungian unconscious.
They are employed, as new-age pharmacists. Oh, wait, that’s what a roadie is.
Never mind.
A pierced soul patch. New depths, even for tatted drug dealers…
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What’s the over/under for total IQ in this photo? 180?
Esther looks like she’s being held against her will. In another six weeks Nancy Grace will launch a nation-wide manhunt for these two after the find only her credit cards and the little black dress near a campfire in some woods just off Route 2 in the Upper Peninsula. The ironic thing will be that she used the dress to strangle these two before she “went native” and started living off the land by herself to atone for her former ways. Who needs credit cards then?
Well if they didn’t spend so much dough on their skin,I might feel sort of sorry for them,no,what was I thinking,I don’t feel sorry for them,they should just get “unemployable” tattooed on themselves,no wait they already did.
Fred MacMurray and Sly Stallone, together again in “Double Indouchity”.
^Hey. I like New Age Phamacists! That will be the name of my band. Fuck you Dark Sock.
There is nothing stupider Ithan those ear donuts. What in the fuck are you supposed to do when you realize they look stupid and decide to stop wearing them? Then you’ve got a matching pair of calamari hanging off of your face.
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A dollar says these two pierce each other’s scroti for grins.
If One Word Wednesday pivoted over to here I would simply say:
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SCROTE
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Vin:
I’ll take the under for $100.
matthew modine seems to have hit some pretty hard times
That Calibos from Clash of the Titans (1981) sure can pull some tail.
Agreed with the donut/calamari comment. And find the pierced soul patch hideous.
I used to love calamari. Up until I read Dude McC’s analogy.
LA Ink’s new spinoff: Tri-state stINK
@Dude McC: The only thing stupider than calamari ears are finger tattoos — ‘cuz there’s nothing better (and more appetizing) than looking like you just wiped your ass….badly.
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….a subject @Rev Chad could surely expound upon.
Ah, the big ears. Like we’re all primitives. Primitives with cell phones and processed cheese food. Every kid from 13 and up is doing this stupid shit to their ears and it makes me cringe. And when you take them out, it’s worse than a piece of calamari. The earlobe contracts somewhat, but the hole never quite closes. So you have this lumpy, misshapen gap in your lobe that looks like the aftermath of Goatse. No, I’m not linking to it, if you haven’t seen it by now, you don’t need to.
^ I think you’ll enjoy this one MO
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http://i.imgur.com/2YpGg.jpg
@Choad,
Maybe there ought to be a hierarchy. If so, put face tats up at the top. Nothing says “hire me” more than looking like up until last week you were MVP of the state prison’s salad tossing team.