Tuesday, October 18, 2011

In an Economic Recession, Won’t Somebody Please Think of the Unemployed Roadies?

Roadies gotta eat, too.

And by gotta eat, too, I mean bother Barnard dropout hottie, Upper East Side Esther.

Six Pound Watch weighs heavily on the collective soul of the Jungian unconscious.

# posted by douchebag1
3:33 pm October, 18 Wedgie said...

They are employed, as new-age pharmacists. Oh, wait, that’s what a roadie is.
Never mind.

3:45 pm October, 18 Vin Douchal said...

A pierced soul patch. New depths, even for tatted drug dealers…
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What’s the over/under for total IQ in this photo? 180?

3:53 pm October, 18 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Esther looks like she’s being held against her will. In another six weeks Nancy Grace will launch a nation-wide manhunt for these two after the find only her credit cards and the little black dress near a campfire in some woods just off Route 2 in the Upper Peninsula. The ironic thing will be that she used the dress to strangle these two before she “went native” and started living off the land by herself to atone for her former ways. Who needs credit cards then?

4:00 pm October, 18 Stephanie said...

Well if they didn’t spend so much dough on their skin,I might feel sort of sorry for them,no,what was I thinking,I don’t feel sorry for them,they should just get “unemployable” tattooed on themselves,no wait they already did.

4:04 pm October, 18 douche equis said...

Fred MacMurray and Sly Stallone, together again in “Double Indouchity”.

4:08 pm October, 18 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^Hey. I like New Age Phamacists! That will be the name of my band. Fuck you Dark Sock.

4:15 pm October, 18 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

There is nothing stupider Ithan those ear donuts. What in the fuck are you supposed to do when you realize they look stupid and decide to stop wearing them? Then you’ve got a matching pair of calamari hanging off of your face.
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A dollar says these two pierce each other’s scroti for grins.

4:42 pm October, 18 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

If One Word Wednesday pivoted over to here I would simply say:
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SCROTE
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6:43 pm October, 18 Wedgie said...

Vin:
I’ll take the under for $100.

6:43 pm October, 18 ehcuodouche said...

matthew modine seems to have hit some pretty hard times

9:53 pm October, 18 Douche Springsteen said...

That Calibos from Clash of the Titans (1981) sure can pull some tail.

4:20 am October, 19 tall guy said...

Agreed with the donut/calamari comment. And find the pierced soul patch hideous.

5:45 am October, 19 FoghornLeghorn said...

I used to love calamari. Up until I read Dude McC’s analogy.

5:59 am October, 19 Nostradouchus said...

LA Ink’s new spinoff: Tri-state stINK

6:33 am October, 19 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

@Dude McC: The only thing stupider than calamari ears are finger tattoos — ‘cuz there’s nothing better (and more appetizing) than looking like you just wiped your ass….badly.
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….a subject @Rev Chad could surely expound upon.

7:29 am October, 19 Medusa Oblongata said...

Ah, the big ears. Like we’re all primitives. Primitives with cell phones and processed cheese food. Every kid from 13 and up is doing this stupid shit to their ears and it makes me cringe. And when you take them out, it’s worse than a piece of calamari. The earlobe contracts somewhat, but the hole never quite closes. So you have this lumpy, misshapen gap in your lobe that looks like the aftermath of Goatse. No, I’m not linking to it, if you haven’t seen it by now, you don’t need to.

11:50 am October, 19 jonezy said...

^ I think you’ll enjoy this one MO
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http://i.imgur.com/2YpGg.jpg

11:59 am October, 19 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

@Choad,
Maybe there ought to be a hierarchy. If so, put face tats up at the top. Nothing says “hire me” more than looking like up until last week you were MVP of the state prison’s salad tossing team.

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