Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Kevin Sucks in The Gut

This isn’t going to end well.

# posted by douchebag1
2:17 pm October, 12 Wedgie said...

Two of those girls should try it, too.

2:28 pm October, 12 Mr. SCrotato Head said...

Seconds after the picture was taken Kevin’s waistband exploded and Katey and Monique went pinwheeling into the lake.

2:33 pm October, 12 Mr. SCrotato Head said...

Apparently for Tom Cruise sucking in your gut not only makes you look thinner. it makes you look taller too.

2:33 pm October, 12 Farry Lynnt said...

His tattoo of LaToya Jackson is spot on at least.

2:36 pm October, 12 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Kara, Katie, Kevin and Katia Sucks in the Gut.

2:45 pm October, 12 Douchetastic Sam said...

Dem bitches, dey could suck mai dick.

2:47 pm October, 12 Vin Douchal said...

Hey, we all do it. And by do it I mean we all wish we could stick our tongue, in it’s most outstretched fashion, up that blonde’s dark star

3:14 pm October, 12 Mr. SCrotato Head said...

@Vin^
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She could indeed wear my face as a suppository.

3:20 pm October, 12 Vin Douchal said...

She could use her labia as my chapstick

3:21 pm October, 12 Vin Douchal said...

She could block my nostrils underwater with her nips

3:25 pm October, 12 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

I haven’t seen a rack that tasty since Arthur Bryant’s in 1998….

3:26 pm October, 12 Douchble Helix said...

Hillbilly Tenderoni. Looks delicious!!

3:34 pm October, 12 Douchetastic Sam said...

Well Hello There! I’m Wank Wankerson and dese bees mai bitches.

3:44 pm October, 12 Dian Bossy said...

Observe hcwdb’s own bag hunters engaging in what Troy Tempest’s described in his Comment of the Week. Please continue gentleman, I wish you no ill will. I’m must however complete my thesis.

3:51 pm October, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Please do not pay attention to the Dian Bossy behind the stupid.

4:02 pm October, 12 schlicht bindenburger said...

once i almost got suffocated by the gunt!

4:15 pm October, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Girl second from left has cute gunt but it will grow seven-fold when she turns 30. I know. Whip your wimen into shape soldiers when they’re young. otherwise ya gotta look at a fat gunt until you’re deaded. If you don’t want misery, marry a bone rack. She might get fat as well so stay single.
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F7uck

4:26 pm October, 12 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Caution, contents under pressure.

4:26 pm October, 12 Vin Douchal said...

If you’re writing a thesis about this place your college degree is going to make a nice roll of toilet paper

4:29 pm October, 12 Dian Bossy said...

It appears that I have angered the elder silverback with the banana addiction. I must make haste before more poo is flung.

4:45 pm October, 12 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Kev-E-Kev better be careful. If he sucks his gut in any harder he’ll join his belly button and his asshole together.
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Medical FACT

4:46 pm October, 12 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

If he sucks his gut in any harder he’ll be able to use his lumbar vertebrae as the outline for his six pack abs.

4:48 pm October, 12 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

If he sucks his gut in any harder you’ll be able to kick his ass and kick him in the ‘nads at the same time.

4:51 pm October, 12 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

If he sucks his gut in any harder black bikini top will never have any hope of seeing her right boobie again.

4:52 pm October, 12 Dian Bossy said...

@Vin, this work that I am doing. The hours of painstaking observation, (heavy on the pain light on the staking unfortunately) will yield such valuable info it will be worth wiping my ass with at the end of the day.

4:54 pm October, 12 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

If he sucks his gut in any harder black bikini top’s arm will do this.

5:38 pm October, 12 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

@Dian, you are confusing my Geogia Kelly submission with your life. Don’t worry, this type of thing happens to borderline peronalities. You need a double shot of tequila and an hour on a sybian and you’ll be ok.

5:39 pm October, 12 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I’ll take lonely, small boobed quartasian, FTW.

5:51 pm October, 12 tall guy said...

Worry not, Vin, us winners of the coveted Comment Of The Week Award must endure many needless slings and arrows.

5:55 pm October, 12 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

“Pardon me, ladies, while I lift this invisibly heavy bag for you. mmmph.”

5:59 pm October, 12 tall guy said...

I like the look of the blonde on left in this shot. Granted, age may wreak upon her the curse of 1000 hambeasts, but since I’m dreaming I’d imagine I’d be well out of the picture by then. I am a bachelor, though not a ‘confirmed bachelor’ in the way the press used to refer to, say, Rock Hudson. Another euphemism which is used by our local newspapers in days gone by was ‘colourful racing identity’, which was how the criminal element were described by city room journalists.

6:00 pm October, 12 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Blonde is either a linebacker, Olympic swimmer, or she is doing some pectoral flexing of her own. All and all, one of the most tension filled pics since Neil Young and pedolicious Jailboobs, albeit for different reasons.

6:10 pm October, 12 Dian Bossy said...

@Dude McCrudeshoes, you were right. But it was Crown Royal and Coke and dissing Sarah Palin with my Pops was just what the doctor ordered.

6:17 pm October, 12 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

^take it easy on the coke, Sybil!

6:24 pm October, 12 Dian Bossy said...

@McCrudeshoes, I also had to look up Sybian. Alls I can say is pretty fucking sweet. Anything to cut down on the cuddle time afterwards is a okay in my book.

6:45 pm October, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Can one of you dudes with the filter button start zapping Dian Boosy? You can find her IP address and shit right? Block the troll!

6:58 pm October, 12 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Not for nothing, and not to be confrontational, but just about everyone here makes me chuckle from time to time, including Sybil. Even for those who don’t, I chalk it up to personal taste and don’t call anyone out for not being my particular cup tea. Just sayin’.

8:30 pm October, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Word!

8:32 pm October, 12 Wedgie said...

Dr. Fatsucker’s “before” photo.

9:41 pm October, 12 Stephanie said...

He can suck it in for only a few seconds longer,then it’s taco squirt all over.

11:45 pm October, 12 Jacques Doucheteau said...

I could use that blonde’s vulva as my safety razor.

11:47 pm October, 12 Jacques Doucheteau said...

I could use her ass hair as my mascara applicator.

11:55 pm October, 12 Jacques Doucheteau said...

And if that guy sucks in his gut any harder his anus will look like glass art.

12:41 am October, 13 Whoop-di-douche said...

Too bad more twerps don’t suck in their guts, but most guys aren’t in to bellydancing.
Kara, Katie and Katia,however, rub my lamp the right way.

1:07 am October, 13 Steve L. said...

sooner or later he’ll be sucking cock instead of gut. or something.

4:48 am October, 13 JohnDouchePassos said...

What’s nice about this picture is the apparent lack of silicone implants.

7:07 am October, 13 Tanath said...

Except for the arm tat’s I don’t find this guy to be that douchie…

7:40 am October, 13 jonezy said...

sometimes the boss just has to run with the pics that show some tasty hotts, even if the douchosity is marginal.
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This dude almost gets a pass except that his chin stubble is the only hair on his body- GSR is pretty much auto-bag, but then again, he’s the one with the three Hostess Hotties next to him, so I suppose he deserves a go in peace.

9:03 am October, 13 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ Dude 6:00pm
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Thanks for using “pedolicious”. I’m hoping that it’s one of those things that catch on here. Glad you like it. Please feel free to use it as much as possible. I’m hoping that we’ll see more such pics in the future.

9:28 am October, 13 DarkSock said...

If he sucks his gut in any harder his asshole will whistle.

9:29 am October, 13 DarkSock said...

If he sucks his gut in any harder he will belch out his own starfish & colon like a sickly grey and red-flecked party favor.

12:09 pm October, 13 Wheezer said...

The broheim at stage right appears to be masturbating. I didn’t really need to see that.

12:10 pm October, 13 Wheezer said...

The emo chick tattooed on his arm is even rolling her eyes at his gut-suck.
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Bro, that is fuccen obvious…..or is it really “obvi” now?

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