Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Long Duck Dong: The Remake

I just don’t know how I feel about Hollywood remaking all these classic scenes.

# posted by douchebag1
9:33 am October, 26 Scooby Douche said...

I dub thee “Cameltoe in Orange”

9:43 am October, 26 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I thought Steven Tyler fell off a stage in Paraguay or somewhere. How’d he have time to take this pic with the Dongster?

9:44 am October, 26 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

Geez DB1, if she’s hot then I’m Boris Badenov.
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Come to think of it, she’s a poor man’s Natasha…and he’s just a poor little douchebag.

9:44 am October, 26 DoucheyWallnuts said...

On the right; “Tall Tuck Dong.”

9:51 am October, 26 Tony Ventresca said...

Being old enough to remember the 70s I can really appreciate this chick. She’s perfect.

9:59 am October, 26 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

No way little asian bag is satisfying this amazonian chick. No way in hell.

10:00 am October, 26 Vin Douchal said...

Why am I picking up a “step on your nutsack while wearing stiletto heels” vibe from this chick?
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Because she looks like she could kick my ass?
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Because this douche has a look on his face as if his nutsack has been stomped with stiletto heels?

10:06 am October, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

For you old guys, that is the girl who used to wear the really tight Jordache jeans high with the Two Inch Lip Beef on either side of the crotch seam. I always liked that girl but was afraid of the huge flappy lipwad awaiting inside the post-pubescents pants.

10:07 am October, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Hey DB1! Are you running Halloween pics or not? I’m a very busy Reverend. And by busy, I mean drunk.

10:15 am October, 26 Blair said...

I forgot how hot Angelica Huston was in the 80s.

10:16 am October, 26 fatness said...

Who let the horse out?

10:38 am October, 26 RAPETIME said...

I could land a 737 on that fivehead of hers. Jesus.

Decent body but that face makes me go limper than a slice of romaine left out in the Death Valley sun.

10:40 am October, 26 Southern Scrotic said...

What’s happening hotstuff?

10:41 am October, 26 Woo Hott said...

What can I say about these two that hasn’t already been said? I got nothing.

10:45 am October, 26 Hurl Scheibe said...

Is that a pad in the lower part of her swimsuit or is she growing the Chia Pet version of the Tongass National Forest in her pubic area?

10:46 am October, 26 Hurl Scheibe said...

As a courtesy . . .

http://www.gillettevenus.com/en_US/

10:49 am October, 26 creature said...

007 villainess ‘Dongslayer’

11:10 am October, 26 Woo Hott said...

@Hurl, what’s the word on the preferred undergunttage landscaping these days? Has the reverse racing stripe made it big yet?

11:22 am October, 26 Capt. James T. Douche said...

I think I have some vintage 70’s porn stashed away somewhere with this chick in it.

11:28 am October, 26 hermit said...

Is that Asian taking a urine sample from that other due?

11:29 am October, 26 hermit said...

*dude* fu@#in’ smartphone is fu@#in’ stupid.

11:52 am October, 26 Wheezer said...

“I so happy! Now I have place to put my hand gesture!”

12:22 pm October, 26 Wedgie said...

Rapie, while you are landing aircraft I’ll be hittin’ it from behind.
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Aviators.

1:27 pm October, 26 creature said...

she craps bigger than him

1:49 pm October, 26 Doucheywallnuts said...

@Rev What’s the best condiment to serve with Lip Beef? Side dish?

2:09 pm October, 26 Hurl Scheibe said...

The Girls from Ipanema are in these days.

2:18 pm October, 26 DouchYouWannaDance said...

First an “Annie” reference (yesterday), and now a “Sixteen Candles” (iirc) ref?

Someone just renewed their Netflix subscription! 🙂

4:03 pm October, 26 creature said...

if they were to do ‘it’ on their feet, he would have to stand on the ottoman

8:19 pm October, 26 Whoop-di-douche said...

She could use a good cameltoe to go with her deep decollete.
At least I think that he’s signalling for matching parts.

8:25 pm October, 26 Stephanie said...

Wonder Woman and a grain of rice.

10:24 pm October, 26 Nostradouchus said...

I thought this was “hot” chicks with douchebags….

2:39 am October, 27 Little Willy said...

Faggot on the left taking a urine sample from the slim hipped tucked tranny on the right just before he guzzles it all down in one gulp.

4:00 am October, 27 CB Popped said...

Her retro suit makes me want to fwap on her fivehead, glasses on of course.

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