Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

2:10 pm October, 17 Wedgie said...

Amazing how strong the demand is for after-market parts, given the sorry state of the economy. Nice to see our priorities are still straight in this fine nation.
Boobies for all! My new platform. Maybe it will get me erected to Congress.

2:16 pm October, 17 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

will ya check out the bolt-ons brunette on the left is lugging around. look like they are carved out of wood by some south-pacific islander.

2:20 pm October, 17 baffomet said...

Look farther to the left. Talk about getting hit by the ugly chain!

2:29 pm October, 17 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Hit by the ugly chain, shackeled behind a pick up and drug through the ugly forest…. day-ummmm

2:41 pm October, 17 Vin Douchal said...

Looks like Heather Clem is out trolling with the other rich divorcees . Except that monstrosity on the left is probably her Krav Maga-trained body guard.
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Maybe she’ll Krav Maga this tool’s nutsack

2:49 pm October, 17 Douche of Hazard said...

Blue bikini has whiskey face.

3:01 pm October, 17 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Now I understand what Leonidas meant when he said tonight, we dine in hell!

3:11 pm October, 17 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Is that a tatt of Scooby Doo, done in squiggly lines, on his shoulder ? sweet !

3:15 pm October, 17 Wheezer said...

Meanwhile, the Lonely Cockkslanger to the left dreams of peeing in Silver’s butt.

3:18 pm October, 17 Wheezer said...

Wait a minute…..L.C.^ may have boobs…..
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Meh, I’ll stick with my earlier comment.

3:42 pm October, 17 DarkSock said...

I’d take ’em boating with me…

3:48 pm October, 17 Wedgie said...

How drunk do you have to be to not see a mountain in your path?

3:48 pm October, 17 Wedgie said...

^That question is for the Rev.

4:04 pm October, 17 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Microdouche. I’m taking up a collection to buy him some lifts.

4:10 pm October, 17 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

I actually recognize some of these people…which is sad.
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.But no sadder than how far the admissions policy (not to mention the football team) has sunk at USC over the past few years.
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.As west coast schools go….it is the douchiest….ipso facto, per se and and number of other Latin words most of the overgrown frat boys who grad-jee-ate frum their don’t understand.

4:20 pm October, 17 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Blue bikini has a not so suble gal crush on saline sandy. Sandy is only a cosmo or two away from becoming a semi-willing sapphic sock puppet.

4:33 pm October, 17 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

What the hell does his lower gut tatt say? Furty”s? Forty’s? Farty’s? The last two I can kind of figure out why they would be there but Furty’s has me stumped. Suggestions?

4:58 pm October, 17 ehcuodouche said...

ehcuodouche’s (metaphorical) flag is flying at half staff today to mark the tragedy that is uberhott Asian goddess Brenda Song’s engagement to uberdouche human scrotestain Trace Cyrus.

5:27 pm October, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^Really fucking drunk.
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5:38 pm October, 17 Mrs. Something said...

@ehcuodouche, I hear it cuz she’s preggers. Gotta dig those romantic shot gun weddings out of necessity. I hope he waits until the baby is at least 2 before giving it a homemade tattoo and getting it high in Salvia with its aunt.

6:43 pm October, 17 douche equis said...

Lunchy vs. Smoot would be epic. For one thing, they both say “Groo!” a lot.

8:11 pm October, 17 ehcuodouche said...

@Mrs. Something

I googled brenda song pregnant and found this lovely image, which I promptly threw up on.

http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2011/09/is-brenda-song-pregnant/

Good God. It’s Emo Lurch. Maybe the reason she’s engaged to him is she’s too far away to really get a good look at his face.

8:42 pm October, 17 Medusa Oblongata said...

I wish the Tiki guy on his pec would come to life and summon Pele to engulf them all in lava.

8:51 pm October, 17 schlicht bindenburger said...

the ugly ones will go places the babes won’t! that’s all right by me! HUZZAH!

9:12 pm October, 17 Stephanie said...

Craptastic group photo,hopefully a giant jungle insect will suck their brains or what’s ever left of their brain out.

9:15 pm October, 17 Stephanie said...

Bluekini will be, in 10 years working at an ihop as a waitress giving drunks the pretty eye so she can get more tips.

10:51 pm October, 17 Steve L. said...

just what kind of fucking middle management are we talking about here?!
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FUCK IT. it’s too late for me to change careers.

5:24 am October, 18 creature said...

blondie to Spartas immediate left looks like she humps hardest…tho brunette Bolton Betty has a great package

6:23 am October, 18 Hurl Scheibe said...

Blue Bikini walks into a bar. Bartender takes one look at her and says, “hey buddy! Why the long face?”

6:52 am October, 18 Doucheywallnuts said...

Blue Bikini didn’t get hit with the ugly chain, she got hit with the tranny chain.
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And Lunchy has Spartan Spirit. (Bleeth) Who’s that Spartan in my teepee?” (Lunchy): “It’s me, it’s me” (Bleeth) “Who’s that Spartan in my teepee?” (Lunchy): “It’s me, it’s me.” (Together): “Uh-huh, uh-huh. Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh!” “Native Americans!”

7:00 am October, 18 Doucheywallnuts said...

Who’s that Spartan in my teepee?” (Bleeth):
“Grooo, Grooo! (Lunchy)
“Who’s that Spartan in my teepee?” (Bleeth):
“Grooo, Grooo!” (Lunchy)
“Uh-huh, uh-huh. Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh!” “Douchebags!” (Together)