Thursday, October 6, 2011

Marty Moocow Teaches Amanda to Flex

When the Hardpocalypse explodes across a Juicehead’s body and clothes like so much Star Trekian lip herp, it’s time to consider for the HCwDB of the Week.

When Amanda counterpoints with Mayan Eye of Coitus, the dialectic is complete.

# posted by douchebag1
6:54 am October, 6 Et Tu Douche? said...

Go Bruins!!!!!, can’t wait to see Rene belt it out tonight.

6:54 am October, 6 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Doesn’t he know orange clashes with red? Doesn’t she know there are better uses for her fist than holding it in the air? I can think of two things right off the bat and the first one is NOT punching Marty in the face.

6:56 am October, 6 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

@Et Tu^
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Rene Zellweger plays for the Bruins?!

6:56 am October, 6 Et Tu Douche? said...

Marty Moocow look like a retarded, oafish version of Heatmiser while Amandas MEoC means business and by business i mean I bet she chugs a mean cock.

7:01 am October, 6 Et Tu Douche? said...

@ Mr Scrotato

Rene Rancourt sings the national anthem. Man he use to rock the old Boston Garden I miss those days.

7:11 am October, 6 DarkSock said...

Although Brandi had Todd when she was only 14, she still tried to pass on what wisdom she had gathered in her 32 years on earth. In this case, it’s showing her technique on how to score $20 by giving a vigorous hand-job from under a truck stop bathroom stall.

7:13 am October, 6 DarkSock said...

She is rather delightful to look at, and the classy touches such as the tweed hat and my cockk rings on her forearms really help seal the deal. I also approve of her knuckle-backhanding Drew from Office Space.
agagr

7:19 am October, 6 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

@ Dark Soc at 0711 (good timing mate)

And yes, that does look like the truck stop under the stall technique…the girl has reach, and no doubt, endurance.

7:22 am October, 6 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Wow!! The hormones have really kicked in for Chaz Bono!!! Whats it like to have morning clit??

7:37 am October, 6 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Moocow is accidentally mixing in some estrogen with the bovine growth hormone in his/her morning protein shake. I think there is some clit-wood and labial scrotomizing going on here.

7:41 am October, 6 UFO Destroyers said...

Have we ever seen a boy so uncomfortable in touching a girl? This ranks right up there with Ryan Sea(men)crest and Julianne Hough.

8:14 am October, 6 Medusa Oblongata said...

If Mickey Rooney were 25 years old today, this is what he would look like. And hopefully Andy would talk shit about douchebags in his rant.

8:28 am October, 6 creature said...

when allowed to wake naturally (i.e. no alarm) man has a boner demonstrating his need to bore it into a body…
…preferably human
…& female
…neither a requirement, tho

8:30 am October, 6 creature said...

re pic, someone should teach him how to wash!

8:32 am October, 6 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

@Creature^
Oddly enough, when awakened naturally, usually every other Sunday morning, Mrs. Scrotato Head has a boner too. Though she usually tells me to get it over with quickly and then to go put a pot of coffee on.

8:39 am October, 6 Douchble Helix said...

A little treat for y’all. These blonds are right up my alley.
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http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/694/nomoocows.jpg/

8:40 am October, 6 Vin Douchal said...

We can be sure Manny Moocow taught Amanda how to felch , also

8:47 am October, 6 Boner Patrol said...

This picture makes about as much sense as the dream I just had where I found Mariah Carey’s head in a box alongside three baseballs of varying sizes. Oh yeah and don’t get me started on the morning shifts at BP. Suuuuper busy and super bonery. It’s a good thing I really love my job. No seriously, I really do.

9:46 am October, 6 troy tempest said...

Nice hat, pretty face, stupid duck lips, retarded douchebag boyfriend, complete fail, crisis of civilisation, blackhole swallows universe as punishment. Thanks blondie, you stupid bint.

10:03 am October, 6 schlicht bindenburger said...

there’s that feccan hat again! i wanna squeeze the juice outta her thong and make the secret potion! bagnuts has to train harder, my mums got bigger guns!

10:04 am October, 6 Douche France said...

Fuck the stupid hat. THAT is douchey. I can’t stand it anymore. Every stupid 1st year student was wearing that same shit hat last year here in the old Europe. And every fucking one of those idiots was feeling “unique”. What a shame. Seriously. And they don’t even know who Joey Jeremiah is.

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwwigc0Ke81qa5bopo1_400.jpg

10:48 am October, 6 tall guy said...

I saw a blond bleeth like her at my local mall yesterday. Nothing noticeably stupid about them, but reassuringly hideous all the same. She, and I dare say blondie above, appear to be of a singular type who would probably think a guy boring if wasn’t tatted-up, wearing Ed Hardy or sporting any item from the vast catalogue of douche signifiers.
Strange days indeed.

11:09 am October, 6 Anonymous said...

^The times, they are a changing.

11:33 am October, 6 Douchble Helix said...

You guys are nuts. That’s a very pretty young blond. No more, no less.

12:06 pm October, 6 Face Ripper Monkey said...

^ Whiny Little Bitch
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So go make another boring fucking collage out of her. It will give you something to do and keep you off of the threads. With your computer skills, hopefully we won’t ever her from you again. Now go the fuck away.

12:43 pm October, 6 Wheezer said...

Thing is, her biceps are far more genuine.

1:29 pm October, 6 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ Medusa
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Why I outta spank you….. Hold on, you might like that. I was gonna go for the Micky Rooney joke but you got there first fair and square. Shit, back to the drawing board.

2:04 pm October, 6 tall guy said...

If above comments from Face Ripper Monkey & Anonymous are directed at me I must say: how refreshingly different, how refreshingly different!
Moral issues, the so-called new philosophy, “permissiveness”, if you like, seen from the right perspective, is only a new puritanism, whereby one is accused of being repressed or unenlightened if one happens to objects to, say, infidelity, promiscuity, and so on. One isn’t allowed to mind anything anymore, so one ends up denying one’s instincts. Again. Moderate possessiveness, say, moral scrupulousness – just as the puritans would have one deny the opposite instincts. Both codes are reductive and therefore equally unrelated to how people feel.
Now go bail that fucking hay, rubes!

4:03 pm October, 6 Face Ripper Monkey said...

@ tall guy
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Comment was not directed at you. You’re cool because you’re from Australia. You give us a unique and cool perspective about douches from parts far away. The comment was for Whiny Little Bitch aka Douchble Helix. He is everything you aren’t and then less. In other words, you rock, he swallows cock.

8:36 pm October, 6 Stephanie said...

That resembles my red toilet brush in my bathroom. Why do you want to look like that?

8:57 pm October, 6 Medusa Oblongata said...

@ Dr. BHD–I was gonna say, don’t threaten me with a good time. More appropriate would to give me three shots of espresso and then force me to watch C-SPAN. I’ll have a heart attack and possible colon prolapse.

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