Sunday, October 16, 2011

Next Generation Douchebaggery Begins

This is a new “boy band” project from Lance Bass, one of the “boy band” crud who launched the first wave of toxic douchedancery over a decade ago.

It’s starting again.

Do not think we’ve eradicated the Grieco Virus. For it only lies in wait to mutate and spring forth once again.

# posted by douchebag1
7:40 am October, 16 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Ah yes, the boy band Plague. Did it ever really leave us, or has it just morphed into the age of Bieber? Seems like only yesterday that Ricky Martin was everywhere, pretending to dig girls. The ‘Baggery of it all only gets worse…

7:41 am October, 16 First! said...

It’s like the next wave resembles some kind of retro-douche.

7:48 am October, 16 Wheezer said...

Jebus, that’s fuccen horrendous! And yes, that includes the hair. I’m sitting here with bedhead that looks better than that.

8:01 am October, 16 Flyingdouce said...

My cat hacked up a hairball,and it sounded better then that.

8:54 am October, 16 lil douce coupe said...

Considering that ol’ Lance is a gaybag, could this be more like a boyband for the twinks rather than tweens? If so may I suggest a new title Hot Gays with Douche Bags?

9:00 am October, 16 El Bastardo Magnifico said...

I’ve seen people mauled by bears treated more humanely than that video treats its audience.

9:08 am October, 16 creature said...

worked on a show called ‘Big Time Rush’ last year that was all about boyband inanery…really just the Monkees updated. the kids were well mannered & pleasant, just grateful for the break…the line up of kids wanting a shot is a mile long….the real douche are the creator/producers exploiting these kids, with stars in their eyes, putting them on breakkneck schedules (those kids would shoot all week, fly redeyes on fri to perform every weekend & back mon morn) paying scale & reaping profits

9:17 am October, 16 Douchble Helix said...

Creature, it’s always been that way. Same for the Monkees, same for the countless good looking Italian kids that got breaks as teenaged heartthrob singers in the 1950s and 1960s.

10:15 am October, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I just came up from the last portion of my house which I have been working on to be finished as a pub-like room. A Daddy room if you will. For the last few hours I have been looking at the drywalled room thinking of how to complete it. Do I use wainscotting in oak? Real or Faux? Bar or not? Wear will I hang the TV? Where will the drums go?
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After seeing this I think I will just burn it and move.

10:23 am October, 16 schlicht bindenburger said...

an immediate high dose of a lead copper infusion should kill it, but this may need several treatments to be successful.

11:09 am October, 16 Steve L. said...

these guys sucked the right cock to be where they are today, they did.
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and for that, they deserve to be punched in the face by the Giant Robotic Arm of Facebook (TM).

11:10 am October, 16 Mr. White said...

I don’t consider myself a good judge of male attractiveness, but I feel confident in saying that those are some homely looking little douches.

11:36 am October, 16 skrag2112 said...

heart2traeh…

This is a joke right?

They’re going to laugh and say they were just joking with us then play real music right?

Why is nobody laughing?

Oh…god.

12:47 pm October, 16 DarkSock said...

The surviving members of Slipknot should be parachuted onto stage at their first public performance.
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Hell, chuck the dead bass player out of the plane as well.

2:33 pm October, 16 Mr. White said...

@darksock
Those are the surviving members of Slipknot. Or Stone Sour, or whatever shitty side project they have going.
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They should parachute Nergal and his band Behemoth onto the stage. Slaves shall serve, bitches.

2:37 pm October, 16 Mr. White said...

They should parachute in Tonetta during their first performance. After all, why not?

2:47 pm October, 16 Douchebook Official said...

This is just Lance Bass’ way to lure young boys back to his lair. Pretty genius if you ask me. And I’d rather add you creepsters first than make it Facebook official with Heart2Fart here. Bunch of fancied haired autotunebots whose asses I could probably kick. Hell, I would rather watch fat baby from Friday’s Thoughts and Links than these tweenster twatsters.
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It’s hard to hate on the kids though, it would be more productive to hate on their puppetmaster producers. Go back to space and stay there Lance Bass.

3:49 pm October, 16 Capt. James T. Douche said...

In a word, horrifying!

4:44 pm October, 16 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Someone should do a forensic analysis of Bass’s hard drive.

4:52 pm October, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

One thing about Tonetta. He never leaves you wanting more. Kind of like Laura.

5:31 pm October, 16 Douchebook Official said...

If there is one person I aim not to please it is you, Rev Chadwick. Mission accomplished. Now go doobie your wife.
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Steve L., on the other hand set my heart atwitter with an HOH nom for me. Sorry I made fun of you liking Tawainese MILFs so many moons ago Mr. L. Obviously you’re deeper than that.

6:17 pm October, 16 Hurl Scheibe said...

What further proof of evolution does one need when we can see the douche virus evolving and mutating in real time?

6:42 pm October, 16 hermit said...

Rev Chad 10:15,
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Two suggestions for the restroom in your Daddy Room:
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Urinals and a glory hole.

11:24 pm October, 16 Nostradouchus said...

I wonder what all Lance made ’em do for auditions….

4:10 am October, 17 CB Popped said...

The creators/producers should be shot,,,just like the ones that are responsible for Jersey Shore.

Firing squad practice,,,,or a year on Frank Mercurio duty.

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