Thursday, October 13, 2011

Nuke LaDouche

A steaming pile of Euro regurgitation of post apocalyptic crudscrape is no way to go through life, son.

Trinya, the intimidating Russian dominatrix, would paddle me hardly, abruptly, and with no mercy for my plaintive wails.

For I have been bad.

And so I clean her leather boots with my pee.

# posted by douchebag1
2:09 pm October, 13 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

A Boi and his Dawg

2:12 pm October, 13 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Well, I’d certainly say she had marvelous judgment, Albert, if not particularly good taste.

2:45 pm October, 13 JingleScary said...

Let me be the first and hopefully the last to say I don’t think his shirt is da bomb. Or, I bet that huge mushroom cloud is to overcompensate for his tiny mushroom tip.

2:46 pm October, 13 Wedgie said...

Not sure if wearing a t-shirt with a giant dick on it sends the right messary, studly.

2:50 pm October, 13 Edith Anne Tarbox of Dripping Springs Tx said...

hey baby, you see my shirt, huh, huh, i’m blowing up.

her: crash and burn ,mother fucker, i won’t date a man who has less muscle definition in his arms than i do.

2:52 pm October, 13 Vin Douchal said...

Natasha Kinkski

2:53 pm October, 13 tall guy said...

Trinya is alluring. Plus I’d like to pull her hair.

3:04 pm October, 13 JingleScary said...

His watch is the window to his vacant soul.

3:10 pm October, 13 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

In a desperate bid to save themselves and the rest of humanity, the wall of monitors burst forth with every last bit of electromagnetic radiation they can muster in an effort to stop the build up of scroto-chlorians produced by these two. Thanks for trying monitors, but we’re doomed.

3:11 pm October, 13 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Has Janet Reno been trying out her hand a tattooing again?

3:13 pm October, 13 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

This is like watching Jesus kick a baby alpaca in the balls and then slit its throat with a whisker from a retarded kitten. It’s just plain wrong I tells ya.

3:28 pm October, 13 Douchetastic Sam said...

She could not suck my dick. I wouldn’t let her. She would use her teeth. I am afraid I might like it. And if I have learned anything in my years on this planet it is that sex = pain and death.

3:29 pm October, 13 Vin Douchal said...

That mushroomed cloud is not on his t-shirt, it’s a gaseous eruption from a dozen King Tacos with red sauce……
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King Taco kicks ass . King Taco red sauce melts your entrails, pachucos

3:31 pm October, 13 Capt. James T. Douche said...

As it turns out Fred Durst is alive and well resurfacing in Europe after long thought dead.

3:32 pm October, 13 Douche Springsteen said...

Anyone with a dollar bill sign tattooed on them doesn’t make any more than $9 an hour. I guarantee it.

3:33 pm October, 13 JingleScary said...

@Douchetastic Sam 3:28p, you’re doing it wrong.

3:47 pm October, 13 Douchetastic Sam said...

@Jingle
Am I? Or am I doing it so right that I just blew your mind?

3:48 pm October, 13 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

This pic makes as much sense as this video:
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4:00 pm October, 13 Southern Scrotic said...

Her lips look really, really soft.

4:01 pm October, 13 JingleScary said...

@ Douchetastic, alright I guess we can go with your theory. And when you blow my mind again easy on the teeth next time or you’ll be flossing out grey matter for days.
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This chick reminds me of Ross’ ex-wife’s lesbian girlfriend from “Friends” and also the shit movie “Sideways”. I would html it for you but my backslash button is broken.

4:14 pm October, 13 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Trinya did a guest shot on one of Vlad Putin’s favorite Russian reality show. “My Vagina is the Size of Soyuz 11 After 16 Stoli-Induced Abortions.”

4:15 pm October, 13 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Trinya did a guest shot on one of Vlad Putin’s favorite Russian realty shows, “That’s Not My Vulva, It’s My Volga!”

4:22 pm October, 13 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Trinya did a guest shot on one of Vlad Putin’s favorite Russian realty shows, “My Undercarriage Smells Like Anadromous Sturgeon, Now Bang It!”

4:24 pm October, 13 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Trinya did a guest shot on one of Vlad Putin’s favorite Russian realty shows, “What Would You Wipe With?”

4:30 pm October, 13 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Trinya did a guest shot on one of Vlad Putin’s favorite Russian realty shows, “My Irradiated Nipples Look Like Kartoshkas!”

4:44 pm October, 13 schlicht bindenburger said...

so many sacks of corn filled soft serve, so little time! bring on armageddon!! YOU CUNTS!!!

b

6:20 pm October, 13 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Ladouche is playing it pretty cool considering his balls are being restrained by 15 meters of piano wire, a 50volt electrode is up his ass, and Trinya is quick on the trigger.

7:09 pm October, 13 Collaz BP said...

She’s sassy,,,,Bro bag is not.

7:12 pm October, 13 hermit said...

Trinya bends spoons telepathically, and can shoot prune pits thirty feet from her muscular vagina.

9:38 pm October, 13 creature said...

Trinya arm wrestles my penis…& wins every time!

10:07 pm October, 13 DarkSock said...

How to get ripped by golly-jacking-off to your own self-portrait in spite of having a Tic-Tac-Dick and looking gayer than three cum-spurts on 17 up-turned beards….
erwqewrreqw
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What’s the gayest thing in this image?
– Those Daisy Dorks jean shorts?
– Those “hike with me through the redwood forest to get speed-blown” boots?
– That landscaping?
– That manscaping?
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Discuss…

11:06 pm October, 13 Stephanie said...

Nuke them both.He looks like someone got a hold of him with a sharpie.
The come at me bro jean shorts are the scariest,and his tiny tiny brain.

11:29 pm October, 13 Whoop-di-douche said...

That wife-beater has a photo of
a) Geyser eruption
b) Nuclear blast
c) Fart wind
d) cum-shot

11:32 pm October, 13 Whoop-di-douche said...

From the looks of his wristwatch, he eats the tiniest waffles known to man.
And she waffles between black lingerie and parachute bags in her wardrobe….sometimes, confusing them…

5:13 am October, 14 DoucheyWallnuts said...

They gayest thing about the photo is the concept that standing in front of someone else’s Viper is cool, masculine, unique, etc…

6:34 am October, 14 Colossus of Choads said...

Dork Nukem 2d

6:50 am October, 14 JingleScary said...

Puke Poopem

7:04 am October, 14 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

The gayest thing about the photo is laying sod in your driveway. Especially when he’s wearing his jean shorts.

7:27 am October, 14 Southern Scrotic said...

Count the pansies.

8:16 am October, 14 Justin said...

Nuke Douchem

8:23 am October, 14 Medusa Oblongata said...

I’m betting, from their garb, that these are two of the horsemen of the douchepocalypse. She’s death and he’s war. Famine and Pestilence are still arguing with the doorman to get into the club.

5:25 pm October, 14 Mr. Biggs said...

We need a new section, titled “cocaine is one hell of a drug.” This would fit in that section.

9:02 pm October, 14 Jacques Doucheteau said...

This is NOT one of those post-apocalyptic nuclear winters where Don Johnson gets to rape a girl.

11:25 pm October, 14 Cat said...

XD This guy is a famous russian singer, but it’s so nice to see his face on this website, cause it’s totally where he belongs at! Yay, that made my day)

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