Thursday, October 20, 2011

“Pectatts and Boobies”

Interestingly, “Pectatts and Boobies” was also the working title for John Denver’s first country album.

# posted by douchebag1
7:12 am October, 20 DarkSock said...

If I’d been stabbed in the abdomen I think I’d tend to keep my shirt on more.

7:15 am October, 20 Medusa Oblongata said...

I see two overworked chests.

7:17 am October, 20 Mr. White said...

Interestingly, Shauna, formerly Shawn, is the first transgendered person to ask the surgeon to make him look as much like Pink as possible.

7:21 am October, 20 Hurl Scheibe said...

What is up with that fake tattoo that Shaun is wearing? Didn’t the guy to the right have the same stupid fake tat in the Herpster and Librarian Hott picture? At first I thought it was a nasty ass mole. Now, not so sure.

http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/110018.jpg

7:23 am October, 20 Spunky said...

Appendicitis scar!! I have one too! Not as pronounced though–maybe he did get stabbed.

7:36 am October, 20 Medusa Oblongata said...

I really wish girls wouldn’t do that to their hair.

7:41 am October, 20 Douche Springsteen said...

I really wish no one would do that to their hair.

7:52 am October, 20 Bed Ridden said...

He’s got a hole in his crotch. “She” doesn’t.

7:59 am October, 20 ChestBrah said...

Those are pectacular and what ever that is on his right scares me. I’m not gay

8:01 am October, 20 ChestBrah said...

^ http://www.facebook.com/pages/Zyzz-chestbrah/132084966846368

8:12 am October, 20 Wedgie said...

I can see its poonis.

8:16 am October, 20 Bed Ridden said...

@ChestBrah, your shorty cutoffs beg to differ. And that picture of you and your dominating male partner who is using your tie like a leash. Other than that though I’m sure you’re straight as an arrow.

8:53 am October, 20 Vin Douchal said...

u fraudin brah?

9:04 am October, 20 CB Popped said...

Looks like “pec tats” are in….and fake breasts.

She’d be hotter with normal hair.

9:40 am October, 20 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

I think we need a new classification, the creepybag. The look on this guy’s face says “I enjoy inserting dead rodents in my orifices”

10:02 am October, 20 I R A Darth Aggie said...

I gotta remember to not visit this site so soon after lunch.
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*yacks*

10:07 am October, 20 Douchetastic Sam said...

LET THERE BE CHESTICLES!

And, stupid tatts on man-boobs too…but mostly CHESTICLES!

She could suck my dick.

10:15 am October, 20 Couch Ridden said...

@Dicktastic Sam, how bout you just let us know who can’t suck your dong. Otherwise I’ll just assume everyone.

10:26 am October, 20 Ted Brogan said...

Not only are her boobs trying to escape from her top, but I think her implants are trying to escape from her boob as well. It’s a shame, as she’s cute.

10:44 am October, 20 idfma said...

Is that a rasta belt he’s wearing? Also, it looks like he whipped his shrit off just for this pic, since he’s holding it.

10:53 am October, 20 Couch Ridden said...

@idfma, I was gonna point out the rasta belt too but got distracted by the tent underneath. Wait, what was the question?

11:10 am October, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

This photo fills me with ennui and makes me have to projectile crap.

12:29 pm October, 20 Stephanie said...

Perhaps some of those terrible Chinese lettering tattoos over the scar might help,otherwise,put your shirt back on,there’s nothing to look at here. She should let her hair go back to brunette.

7:05 pm October, 20 idfma said...

Does anyone else think he looks like a younger, unravaged by whatever, less curly haired Richard Simmons?Either way he has no business being with the girl, unless they are checking out the same guy.

8:48 pm October, 20 Steve L. said...

this is Bertha’s first day on her PTP job and she’s kinda stiff. in more ways than one.

9:14 pm October, 20 Nostradouchus said...

I see a three time divorcee MILF, cigarette habit, and overdue bills that the alimony just won’t cover in the future.

11:02 pm October, 20 Whoop-di-douche said...

Actually, Pectatts and Boobies was one of Maria’s categories in “My Favorite Things” from The Sound of Music.

12:43 am October, 21 SphincterRanger said...

OK. I see a woman who has a hot body; wearing a sexy bikini; and a douche. HOWEVER..I pretty much think that most if not all of her other attributes say that she; too; is a douchette. Can you say FemCock-A-DOODLE-DOUCHEBAG?

3:48 am October, 21 Rolph said...

“She” is too slim hipped to be female and otherwise sickens me to the point of vomiting uncontrollably.

1:05 pm October, 21 I See Section said...

I LOVE the c-section scar he has.

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