Tuesday, October 4, 2011
Pop Quiz
When framing up a pic of standard creepy HCwDB poolbaggery through the lens of your camera, do you:
A. Snap the pic quickly and head for the Lobster Shack
B. Wonder if Becky might put out behind the poolhouse if you buy her a bucket of Bud Light Lime
C. Decide not to tell the girls about Aging Ron’s recent herpes result
D. Make sure the pink triangular tower in the background is coming directly out of Stephanie’s head
Answer now.
Nice trunks, pal. Also, I hope the cops frighten you away from the barely legals you creepy turd.
Something is wrong with his stomach… ab etching? Stretch marks?
Becky’s body language is hinting that there may be some hope for her still. She looks like she’s trying to escape.
That chick is all torso, no legs
Becky looks like when she walks people yell out “Hey! There goes Keyser Soze!”
“Knock – Knock”
“Who’s there?”
“Woo”
“Woo hoo?”
“Get me the fuck outta here”
Looks like they put the dunce cap on the wrong one.
I would tell Aging Ron to back up a few steps so I could get his awesome haircut in the frame, hoping he’d fall backwards and fracture his skull on the curb behind him.
Then I would attempt to motorboat Pinkie which would be like trying to rearrange sub-atomic particles with a bull whip.
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.What?
B. Where do I check the answer?
E. Torso-saurus
Looookin’ good Stephanie!
This douche has massive hip dysplasia and he’s tryin’ to use pink bikini to hide from the douche vet so he doesn’t get put down.
I think I’m gonna have to arrest this douche. And his boner.
^Hey, back off this is my jurisDICKtion.
Do my little eyes spy that there isn’t a tatt in sight? That’s weird.
I’d bang Stephanie so hard it would knock the dunce cap right off of her.
Igor, dammit! Where did you get all of these short legs? It looks ridiculous.
Dr. F
E. Buy two of these people a sammich. And a bucket o’ Bud Lime for Steph.
Ron old boner is doing the hip thrust,I pick C. He may have a lean bod,but put a bag over that head.
There’s three kinds of pink triangles, the pyramidal variety and the flat variety…and then the Holy Variety.
Someone ought to throw him in the pokey, for that pokey woody under his drawers.
when asked about hairstyle & Ron replys, “high & tight” he is also describing his anal sex preferrence
f. turn Ron into frontend skidplate of dessert dunebuggy
run, wholesome mormon 19 yr olds…run! before being sucked into the breasst implanted, vag waxed & booty implanted void of Vegas showgirl malestrom!
RUN!
I understand this is better than being 3rd wife to your 2nd cousin…but, run!
Just look how innocent triangle hat is.
D. licious Stephanie! mmmmow
Jayhawks = awesome. Do see them if you get the chance.
Sorry dudes, Oldbag looks like he just got back from his third tour in the sandbox. Aside from an unfortunate choice in sunglasses, I see note one signifier. I give him a notta and go in peace.
PS, why oh why is there no edit on this site. I see Not One Signifier.
On my way to see the Jayhawks soon!! 6th FUCKING ROW!! As for the “Hott” on the right, is she the new spokesmodel for the International House of Pancakes?
J. Not hold the camera over my head so everyone in the shot does not appear to have ten inch legs.
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Ansel Adamses
I think ol Ron is tying to position his unit over the pool measurement on the ground that says 6″ but Beck and Steph know that’s an exaggeration.
“D” The Pink Cone of Douche.
If only because it is an implausibly crucial variable that somehow ties everything together. Making this into a true work of sublime choadery completely by accident.
Behind the Pool House.
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