Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Reader Mail: Sara Submits a Followup Bagtag

Sara writes in with an update:


Subject: No twin, still a douche

My friend shared the link to this douche’s debut with his twin on your site over 3 years ago.

He was recently back in town flying solo. This photo goes to show his douchery is truly genetic. You can’t teach a pose like this…

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Lets skip over the generibag and talk about your friends, Sara. Perhaps this is forward of me, but perchance you and your besties are willing to share with me a ritual purging in a collective chocolate sauce sauna with portable shakeweights installed in rhythmic intervals ? I pooch all your friends on their thighs, and then whimper for a cookie in an abandoned laundromat on Avenue C.

# posted by douchebag1
9:50 am October, 11 Medusa Oblongata said...

He’s in a viper pit of Bleeth. He looks more scared than douchey.

9:52 am October, 11 Douchble Helix said...

DB1, gettin’ down to bid’nez…

9:57 am October, 11 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

It’s the antechamber to the den of inequity. And that’s more on the strength of the bleeths than this crypto douche. I’m inclined to give him a “knock it off, doofus, and go in peace.”
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I do want to see more of that brunette who is being eclipsed by his girth, however. Looks promising.

9:57 am October, 11 DONG OF DONGS said...

In the lower left hand corner of the PHOTO. Bleeth either has a long dong creeping between her legs or she could be a TRANNY. Yes, Ihave seen both before, and yes I am not pround of the past

You decide!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9:59 am October, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’ll pay for the chocolate sauna and travel to it. But no no more than three guys cause that would be gay.
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Pervs

10:18 am October, 11 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

@Dong, I don’t see the dongus obscura. Maybe you need some good quality peener time, and you will stop hallucinating.

10:35 am October, 11 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

@Dong @Dude: right on both accounts. Blonde could be a tranny, but dongus obscura is not present….although her thunder thighs could be creating a warped gravitational field akin to a flesh event horizon, sucking all matter into what is, either a Mammoth Cave-sized vagina or a peen-ial/clitoral black hole of labial singularity..
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.Either way, I wouldn’t f*ck her with @Medusa’s dick.

10:47 am October, 11 Vin Douchal said...

This guy was the caddy when Hitler played golf with Netanyahu. He’s confused give him a break. The course wasn’t in the best shape , Berlin being bombed out and all but he carried both golf bags and pulled out the Ginty at the perfect time. He made the Fuhrer proud, earning a zwei deutchmark tip .
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The blondie on the left is no tranny. She’s also the only one with a mostly drained cocktail and the cocktail itself is a jumbo. She’s big, boisterous and let’s hope she gave this douchebag the blue balls ache of a lifetime
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Go in peace, accused tranny blonde. I’d do ya

10:59 am October, 11 Vin Douchal said...

@ Rev Chad
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I am not Chris Gerolmo, Emmy Award winning Harvard grad and talented singer-songwriter. .
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I am a never won anything junior college dropout ( but I got that A.S. eventually) pining for the big time near Lost Angeles, home to broken dreams and back alley shenanigans

11:10 am October, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

@ Vin
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For some reason he wants to be my Youtube friend. He is from SoCal and is a musician so I thought it Might be you, not that there is any reason that you would want to be any sort of friend other than this ridiculous place. I have no fucking idea what a Youtube friend or subscriber is, but given your information will accept him however that is done. Maybe he wants me to set up my still boxed DW’s the Mrs. bought me and play with him in the style of a drunken caged monkey-in-heat which I prefer.

12:04 pm October, 11 Hurl Scheibe said...

Vin –

“Rock and Roll means well, but it can’t help tellin’ young boys lies.”

— Stroker Ace Cooley

12:16 pm October, 11 Stephanie said...

We should be carrying stink bombs,cherry bombs or smoke bombs for such a thing as this. Smoke ’em out!

2:04 pm October, 11 Et Tu Douche? said...

@Hurl,

Great reference and a Great song!!!!!!!

3:36 pm October, 11 Wheezer said...

Either way, I wouldn’t f*ck her with @Medusa’s dick.
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Frank Mercurio has been M.I.A. for some time now. Did he find love?

4:18 pm October, 11 Steve L. said...

CHOCOLATE SAUCE SAUNA CHOCOLATE SAUCE SAUNA CHOCOLATE SAUCE SAUNA CHOCOLATE SAUCE SAUNA CHOCOLATE SAUCE SAUNA CHOCOLATE SAUCE SAUNA (#$@*&)!(@*$$*(









er, um, that’s what she said.

6:32 pm October, 11 Laura said...

Mmmm…alls I got from this whole thing was chocolate sauce and hot twins.

7:34 pm October, 11 Douchble Helix said...

Please, after that train wreck last week, no more twins!!

10:26 pm October, 11 Medusa Oblongata said...

My dick crawled up into my colon and is still crying twenty hours after viewing this photo.

12:11 am October, 12 Jacques Doucheteau said...

I like big girls. They don’t cry, first off.
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Well, unless you punch ’em in the tits.

5:35 am October, 12 DONG OF DONGS said...

LOOK real close the dong has a head on it

11:34 am October, 12 Jablonski said...

Anyone else find the grip this doofus has on his bottle a little disturbing?

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