Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Retro New Wave Wannabe Asswipes

Still out there.

Still pretending it’s 1982.

Still scoring barely legal Confused Purity Laura.

Still hoping to someday play keyboard with one finger.

# posted by douchebag1
7:00 am October, 26 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Classy Freddie Blassie’s phrase, “Pencil Neck Geek” leaps to mind.

7:11 am October, 26 Medusa Oblongata said...

John Hughes called. He said to stop spoiling his legacy.

7:54 am October, 26 melvil_duchi said...

Flock of Douchebags

7:54 am October, 26 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Anthony Michael Halled called. He said to get yer hair cut.

7:57 am October, 26 Mr. White said...

I liked the part where the cartoon motorcycle dudes beat the shit out of this guy with pipe wrenches.

8:14 am October, 26 Wedgie said...

Any more pics of this tasty babe?
BTW, I like the firm manner in which she grasps that bottle. Quite promising.

8:22 am October, 26 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Brian Johnson lives!

8:33 am October, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I love old great bad music.

8:36 am October, 26 Spud said...

Nottadouche. His hair isn’t even that bad and there is no other evidence of dbaggery. However, I would suggest that he stop macking on his sister, that’s nasty.

8:36 am October, 26 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Ok, so if it’s a flock of seagulls and a pride of lions and a pod of whales, what is a gathering of douches called? And for that matter, what is a gathering of bleeths called?
.
I suggest for douches: a fistpump of douches
or
a guido of douches
.
For bleeths: a snooki of bleeths
or
a bumpit of bleeths
.
Write in early and often with suggestions. We’ll let Bossman pick out the best.

8:53 am October, 26 Vin Douchal said...

He needs a Samurai Scrote, LLC Authorized Headband ©. Other than that, CP Laura needs an introduction to multi-orgasms. I volunteer

9:16 am October, 26 DarkSock said...

I like a fist-pump of douches.
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A poon-tangle of Bleethes?

9:29 am October, 26 Douchial Webster said...

mmm…poon-tangle is nice….

A dollop of douches
A power-dump of douches
An Axe-cloud of douches

A blather of bleeths

9:39 am October, 26 Douchial Webster said...

A dribble of douches
A drool of douches

A blasphemy of bleeths
A blastoma of bleeths

9:46 am October, 26 Capt. James T. Douche said...

A cancre of douches, a plan B of Bleeths, a discharge of douches, a blister of Bleeths, a bowlwinder of douches, a blumpkin of bleeths, a roofie of douches, a shallow of bleeths.

10:17 am October, 26 Blair said...

@Medusa: The rest of Duran Duran called, they really need you to come back, Simon Le Bon.

10:37 am October, 26 Woo Hott said...

This guy is aight.

10:54 am October, 26 creature said...

he’s either constipated or retarded
.
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an outbreak of douche
a rash of bleeth

11:26 am October, 26 DarkSock said...

A Valtrex of Bleethe

12:00 pm October, 26 Woo Hott said...

A colon full of douche.

A trunk full in bleethe.

12:20 pm October, 26 Wedgie said...

Begging all of your pardons, but can’t we steal one from the aviary and call it a murder of douches.
Just askin’.

3:36 pm October, 26 Guid is Good said...

I know what I would like to play with one finger. ” Wait Laura where are you going? I won’t stick it in.”

What’s with her dress? Is it one of those things you take a photo of with your mobile phone and it gives you her phone number?

8:28 pm October, 26 Stephanie said...

He doesn’t even know he’s retro,he was probably born in 1991.

10:28 pm October, 26 Nostradouchus said...

What is the plural of “guido?” Guidi? Guidae?

Anyway, digi-dress hot is pure unexpected pregnancy material. Straight up.

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