Monday, October 10, 2011
The Crustacean is Not Amused by Herpster Antics
HCwDB legend, Hall of Scrote enshrinee, and all around classic douche, The Crustacean, is not amused by The Herpster’s ironic tuxedo crotch, nor by Librarian Laura’s herpster glasses.
For only true HCwDB legends can pull hottness like Sandy, year after year, while wearing stupid-ass pink t-shirt and wristdanna.
Longevity. Does the Herpster got it?
And by longevity, I mean trust fund.
I was never much in favor of granpap’s decision to wear his belt around his diaphragm. But somehow when Sandy does it, it seems like a good idea.
put me in a purple satin padded cell with Gretchen & I’d paddle her poochy vulva with a wooden ruler like Sister Mary CrotchThumper in a rabid charismatic convulsion!
HelloooOO, Sandy. How’s The Crustacian’s hip humping skills?
She looks to about about 5’2″, and about 2 inches taller than the Crustacean. BTW, is there some ironic significance to the other spelling?
Its like some parallel universe version of Star Trek, the original series. Only the walls are pink, and instead of the guy who doesn’t have a name in the red shirt getting killed every episode, we’ve got the guy in the pink shirt who gets the clap every episode, only it isn’t a disease, its a cheap ass special effect Christmas ligths overlay that’s supposed to be some alien intelligence come to speak with us only its really angry that its stuck in some meat wad’s crotch so it takes over everyone’s minds and makes them fight each other arena-style in the padded pink corridors while ship’s nurse Sandy runs around in her tight, short uniform and gives every 12-year-old in the US his first wet dream.
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Make that every 12-year-old and this 45-year-old.
And props to the Crustacian for staying relevant. And by relevant I mean poo.
Now that’s a smokin hot body.
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And I almost admire the Crustacian’s ability to stay douchey year after year. Almost.
If that guy’s arm was his brain, he would’ve cured cancer already.
@ Dude McCrudeshoes, nope just hungover. Fixed it.
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– management
some rampant ‘baggery here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Pt4AWNui9bg
She should get a pair of fake glasses. I wonder if his underwear matches his shirt.
Arm like a leg … brain like a fig
Happy Columbo Day !
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Thanks for that video YA. And by thank I mean puke. That chick with Crustacean is tight, yo!
Mind your drink Sandy his ‘roid dealer also has access to Flunitrazepam and GHB!
From time to time, I still think about Rainbow Brite Bleeth from the original Crustacen pic.
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There, I admitted it.
Is this the same chick as the chick in the succeeding photo? Or are they all just starting to become a blur? God, even the poses are the same.
I got news for you assholes,angled photos still make you look like assholes.
when she gets old, and by old i mean, 80 +…. she’s gonna look like the wife of that doctrinaire televangelist……i fergot the feccan name….anyone?
Oh look, he’s even wearing a pink tee to celebrate October Breast Cancer Awareness Month, and has the moobs to fill it out….although hers are far more interesting.
sbs: Tammy Faye Baker?