Monday, October 10, 2011

The Crustacean is Not Amused by Herpster Antics

HCwDB legend, Hall of Scrote enshrinee, and all around classic douche, The Crustacean, is not amused by The Herpster’s ironic tuxedo crotch, nor by Librarian Laura’s herpster glasses.

For only true HCwDB legends can pull hottness like Sandy, year after year, while wearing stupid-ass pink t-shirt and wristdanna.

Longevity. Does the Herpster got it?

And by longevity, I mean trust fund.

# posted by douchebag1
10:15 am October, 10 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I was never much in favor of granpap’s decision to wear his belt around his diaphragm. But somehow when Sandy does it, it seems like a good idea.

10:17 am October, 10 creature said...

put me in a purple satin padded cell with Gretchen & I’d paddle her poochy vulva with a wooden ruler like Sister Mary CrotchThumper in a rabid charismatic convulsion!

10:32 am October, 10 Vin Douchal said...

HelloooOO, Sandy. How’s The Crustacian’s hip humping skills?

10:35 am October, 10 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

She looks to about about 5’2″, and about 2 inches taller than the Crustacean. BTW, is there some ironic significance to the other spelling?

10:47 am October, 10 Mr. 5crotato Head said...

Its like some parallel universe version of Star Trek, the original series. Only the walls are pink, and instead of the guy who doesn’t have a name in the red shirt getting killed every episode, we’ve got the guy in the pink shirt who gets the clap every episode, only it isn’t a disease, its a cheap ass special effect Christmas ligths overlay that’s supposed to be some alien intelligence come to speak with us only its really angry that its stuck in some meat wad’s crotch so it takes over everyone’s minds and makes them fight each other arena-style in the padded pink corridors while ship’s nurse Sandy runs around in her tight, short uniform and gives every 12-year-old in the US his first wet dream.
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Make that every 12-year-old and this 45-year-old.

10:48 am October, 10 Mr. 5crotato Head said...

And props to the Crustacian for staying relevant. And by relevant I mean poo.

11:01 am October, 10 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Now that’s a smokin hot body.
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And I almost admire the Crustacian’s ability to stay douchey year after year. Almost.

11:34 am October, 10 The Dude said...

If that guy’s arm was his brain, he would’ve cured cancer already.

11:39 am October, 10 douchebag1 said...

@ Dude McCrudeshoes, nope just hungover. Fixed it.
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– management

12:00 pm October, 10 YA said...

some rampant ‘baggery here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Pt4AWNui9bg

12:00 pm October, 10 Laura said...

She should get a pair of fake glasses. I wonder if his underwear matches his shirt.

12:15 pm October, 10 Barron Von Douchehoven said...

Arm like a leg … brain like a fig

12:33 pm October, 10 Vin Douchal said...

Happy Columbo Day !
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12:37 pm October, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Thanks for that video YA. And by thank I mean puke. That chick with Crustacean is tight, yo!

1:35 pm October, 10 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Mind your drink Sandy his ‘roid dealer also has access to Flunitrazepam and GHB!

1:55 pm October, 10 Mr. White said...

From time to time, I still think about Rainbow Brite Bleeth from the original Crustacen pic.
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There, I admitted it.

2:37 pm October, 10 Medusa Oblongata said...

Is this the same chick as the chick in the succeeding photo? Or are they all just starting to become a blur? God, even the poses are the same.

3:05 pm October, 10 Stephanie said...

I got news for you assholes,angled photos still make you look like assholes.

3:36 pm October, 10 schlicht bindenburger said...

when she gets old, and by old i mean, 80 +…. she’s gonna look like the wife of that doctrinaire televangelist……i fergot the feccan name….anyone?

10:33 pm October, 10 Whoop-di-douche said...

Oh look, he’s even wearing a pink tee to celebrate October Breast Cancer Awareness Month, and has the moobs to fill it out….although hers are far more interesting.

5:37 am October, 11 Douchble Helix said...

sbs: Tammy Faye Baker?

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