Thursday, October 27, 2011

The Dude Who Works at Big Wangs on Cahuenga Spends His Paycheck

You know that dude who works at Big Wangs on Cahuenga? Ever wonder how quickly he can blow his weekly paycheck of $235 during a drunken night out on Sunset chasing Paid-to-Post shots girl Mindy and Caroline?

Answer: 63 minutes.

And yes, there’s a wings and beer place in Hollywood named “Big Wangs.” It’s why my soul atrophies by the hour.

# posted by douchebag1
2:18 pm October, 27 Mandouchian Candidate said...

I don’t know that a Motley Crue t shirt has ever looked as nice. 80′s hessian bobbie girls are the best, cuz 99 times out of 100 the curtains are blonde and the carpet is just remnants of grey stubble.
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Old timers

2:19 pm October, 27 creature said...

spent $50 on wings, beer & whiskey in an hour & 1/2 yesterday afternoon here in Manhattan Beach…
…I guess ya get more bang for your buck on Highland Ave than Sunset Blvd…that is unless you’re lookin’ for low end ‘bang’

2:20 pm October, 27 Bigphatnotadouche said...

My little wang likes the tasty Hotts.
A side order of guacamole speared on the Hotts would make for a good evening.

2:24 pm October, 27 Mandouchian Candidate said...

^Boobie, not bobbie.

2:45 pm October, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Big Wang is infringing on my Jesus-Sized Cocck rights. They also have a menu planner who suffers from bionic priapism, gran maul dyslexia, and gout.

2:48 pm October, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I would take the girls covered in Shoesting Fries and Alfredo Sauce and grated Fried Pickles.

2:48 pm October, 27 Anonymous said...

Soul atrophying by the hour, FTW.

2:54 pm October, 27 Vin Douchal said...

Lars Alex Van Ngyuen

2:56 pm October, 27 Anonymous said...

Note to self: Burn Aerosmith and Rolling Stones shirts not from actual concerts. Too bleethy. Forgive me fellow baghunters, for I have sinned.

3:00 pm October, 27 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Hey Slash, get me a fuccen beer will ya? Oh, they only serve shit here. Well then, be a good little boy and run to a liquor store and get me something Belgian. Don’t worry, they’ll be safe with me. MWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

3:15 pm October, 27 schlicht bindenburger said...

an nice bag of master kush goes a lot farther than booze any day. no hung up and a great poop the next day from all the food that was in the fridge! HUZZAH!!!!

3:17 pm October, 27 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Nice crew of two of that chick’s Motley Crue T shirt. Nice skull bling on the ‘Bag.

3:46 pm October, 27 creature said...

‘ornamental’ bag?

4:04 pm October, 27 Douche Springsteen said...

There’s a bar in the Boystown neighborhood of Chicago called The Manhole. That is a slightly less gay name for an ostensibly non-gay bar called Big Wangs.

4:47 pm October, 27 Wedgie said...

I wasn’t a big Crue fan ’til now. That is premium quality p2p. Best 63 minutes of his life.

4:57 pm October, 27 Justin said...

Beach Hottness Sophie for HOH!! Oh, wait….wrong comment stream.

5:03 pm October, 27 Official Guy said...

^Make it so! HOH!

6:51 pm October, 27 The Dude said...

Motley Crue boobies make my wang wing-wang.

6:52 pm October, 27 troy tempest said...

the fact that hollywood exists, period, makes humanity’s soul shrink by the hour.

7:30 pm October, 27 The Dude said...

Motley Croobs.

7:31 pm October, 27 Official Guy said...

Motley Croobies

8:12 pm October, 27 Stephanie said...

63 minutes of bliss,but if he does too many drugs like I think he does,he won’t remember those lost 63 minutes ever again. Wangmeth.

9:01 pm October, 27 creature said...

Troy, we exist & your soul shrinks on its own accord. speaking for Hollywood ofcourse…ya tool!

9:10 pm October, 27 Whoop-di-douche said...

I have it on good authority that “wings and white bread” is a favorite meal order at a certain hospital cafeteria somewhere deep in the Great Midwest.
Not his sort of wings, or these gals’ sort of white bread, mind you.
HOH contenders in at least the Smileyface category…

5:10 am October, 28 CB Popped said...

I miss friends that live in 323 area codes legally purchasing Kush.

8:06 am October, 28 Tony Ventresca said...

The brunette appears to be around 25 years old, which means she was a child when Van Halen was at the peak of their popularity. Somehow I doubt she’s wearing that shirt because she’s a fan, although the other day I did meet a girl who was too young to be a fan, but in fact was a genuine fan – I can only assume that she was an ironic retro hipster fan of some sort.

11:20 am October, 28 Nostradouchus said...

‘Baggin for less! He probably listens to Winger…

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