Monday, October 31, 2011

The Poopaloompa is a Halloweeny

HCwDB legend and Closet of Poo quarantine victim, The Poopaloompa is still out there.

Still dressing like Adam Lambert for Halloween. On New Years.

Sista Tonya ain’t havin’ none of it. Mmm mmm. Or those two skinny white chicks.

# posted by douchebag1
10:09 am October, 31 Vin Douchal said...

Tonya’s knuckles are swollen from punching out the last fag she saw. Things ain’t looking so good for The Poopaloompa

10:16 am October, 31 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I’m with the chick in back. She has a look of horror and revulsion that may have to be surgically removed.

10:21 am October, 31 Vin Douchal said...

In the “Hahahah, that’s Fucking Hilarious Dept” : The fat assed Kardashian cuntrag is getting divorced less than three months in.
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Strawberry Vagasil

10:28 am October, 31 Reverend Chad not logged in said...

I know the way you be sayin’ that mmm mm DB1. Jus’ sayin’. um mmm. Be bad wit’ yo’ good self.

10:30 am October, 31 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

^Haha. E! hasn’t even finished promoting the wedding video re-broadcast. Imagine the money wasted on that wedding. I hope the whole family is struck by meteors.

10:32 am October, 31 Wedgie said...

^Vin, I had the over (90 days), I’m fucced. One more reason to dislike Armenians.

10:36 am October, 31 creature said...

attention starved media whore…her ginormous ass apparently has the same appetite for jock sausage

10:41 am October, 31 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Poopaloompa looks like Wendy O. Williams in this picture.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zMCBLJ0iQE

10:42 am October, 31 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^It’s the eyes.

10:53 am October, 31 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Sista’s had it up to HEEEEEERE with the likes of you people!!!

10:56 am October, 31 Anonymous said...

God damnit, Rev, Wendy Williams and Wendy O. Williams are not the same person.
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Wendy Williams
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Wendy O. Williams
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What a difference an O makes.

10:56 am October, 31 Medusa Oblongata said...

^Oops. that was me. Sorry.

10:57 am October, 31 Medusa Oblongata said...

Fuccen work computer. As for Kim Kardashian….Ha ha. No surprise her greatest ass-et is….

10:58 am October, 31 Et Tu Douche? said...

In case I forget Happy Halloween to all of you. I give you a great Halloween song
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iD-C2_okFuM

11:04 am October, 31 hermit said...

Sistah’ Tonya is shocked by the tattoo on brunette’s left shoulder which reads, “Elvirus Mistress of the Dork.”

11:20 am October, 31 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Poo-flavored Chris Angel sure can pull the barely sentient giggle hotts. But he isn’t fooling me, and he isn’t fooling Tonya. He prefers to play hide the wand with Bo-Ling, the Mandalay’s Laotian cabana boy.

11:25 am October, 31 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Happy New Year! Here’s your AIDS virus.

11:39 am October, 31 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

I think the chick in the middle is prettiest of the three.

12:17 pm October, 31 Rick Derris said...

I don’t know how DB1 can tell these guys apart. When I saw this pic i thought “wait – I thought that guy died?”

I was thinking of Zyz –
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aziz_Shavershian

12:29 pm October, 31 Jeet Kune Douche said...

Dear Poompaloompa
My flamethrower doth suggest
that you RUN AND HIDE

12:34 pm October, 31 Mandouchian Candidate said...

we couldn’t get so lucky as for all of them to die. I would settle for like two a week to either impale themselves on a weight bench or accidentally inject an air bubble into their veins. That should rid the world of mockworthy douchebags by about 2,462 AD, providing no more make it to the surface.

12:39 pm October, 31 creature said...

is his name really Adam Poobert?

12:43 pm October, 31 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Fucking drunk Bra!
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@Vin Douchal
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Are you Geraldo Rivera?

1:04 pm October, 31 Stephanie said...

May his eyeliner and mascara be old and infect his eyes. So,he’s dressing like a girl, dressing like a guy for Halloween?

1:16 pm October, 31 tall guy said...

Thing is about bleeth on right is that it’s probably the best she’s going to look. Ever. Bleeth on left deserves a good hair pulling/arse slapping combo move.

1:29 pm October, 31 DarkSock said...

Ahhh but yes. And now many of the vacuous twats that soaked up every minute of this Armenian Ass-Blimp’s “wedding”, and who also without doubt watch “The Bachelor” and “The Bachelorette”, also attend uber-conservative hate rallies where they rail against Them Gays tryin’ to tear down the sacred institution of marriage…?
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Looks like us Breeders are doing a fine enough job of tearing that mo-fo on down, thank you.
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And I fully support Gay Marriage; why should they get to go through life without the same degree of suffering as heterosexuals?

2:01 pm October, 31 tall guy said...

Marriage, DarkSock: it’s scary as Halloween (and as corny) – just saying. No really, an American friend of mine held a party last Saturday night, which I guess was somehow in honour of All Hallows. We roasted pig, fried spuds – then splashed cider vinegar over them – and ate mango for desert. Wasn’t bad.
In other news I was flipping through an art book featuring travel advertising images from the 20th Century. The American Airlines pitch to the business world was funny. “John made the sale – he caught the plane”. Against “Don made the trip – too late again” Don, seen as the loser, caught the train. What’s funny is that both men are wearing brown suits. Perhaps Don also wore argyle sox…
Overpopulation – not everything it’s cracked up to be.

2:06 pm October, 31 Mandouchian Candidate said...

@DarkSock- Truer words never spoken. That Armenian Puberty Bell made $236,000 for every day of marriage all because of the overabundence of mindless idiots who allowed a former contestant on Bang Bus to become anything more than the pincushion she is. Fuck the E Network, Fuck TLC, and Fuck oprah/OWN.

2:10 pm October, 31 tall guy said...

Also fellow ‘Bagsters today is annual Sluts In Frocks Day in Australia aka The Melbourne Cup. “The (horse) race that stops the nation” (mainly because the ‘nation’ is either fast asleep or melting in the sun).
This is the day when ugly women and repulsive men – who are probably more at home in Wellington boots and overalls, overdo their already appalling taste and don badly fitting and poorly designed dresses & hats (for the laydeez) and God awful suits and made-up ties (the blokes). Copious quantities of booze are sunk in pubs right across the nation, while at the actual track where ‘the cup’ is held crimes against human development occur with the rapidity of car repossession on payment defaulted auto loans.

2:22 pm October, 31 Vin Douchal said...

Darksock,
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E Network is screaming headlines about inane shit no one should care about. Fucking morons make and watch their reporting. Same with TMZ. I’d like to choke everyone on that show.
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However, “The Bachelor” and “The Bachelorette” are awesome
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That is all

2:30 pm October, 31 Capt. James T. Douche said...

The poompaloompa is an enigma to me, who has ever heard of an emo douchebag that tans and goes to the gym??? Most of those types appear to live in a cave and have a fondness for double edged razor blades. He/she/it looks like the last shit Niki Sixx took and somehow life was magically breathed into his bowlwinder. Dammit I had the 90 days over as well but who didn’t see this coming I mean it was probably in their contract and is her sister aware that she has mated with Patrick Bateman???

2:56 pm October, 31 Wedgie said...

So, Wikipedia lists Zyzz as a “bodybuilder, internet celebrity, personal trainer, model and part-time stripper”.
That’s a lot of letters to spell “asshole”.
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Abbreviationists.

5:01 pm October, 31 Wolfram74 said...

I had never seen it before.I went to Pooville to see his portfolio.You could never get tired of driving over that with a bulldozer

5:04 pm October, 31 Nancy Dreuche said...

I see hes rockin the Manelli cut. He’s out Lizaing Liza.

6:57 pm October, 31 Whoop-di-douche said...

Sistah Tonya has some mighty used knuckles. I wonder how many douchebags she’s punched.

10:09 pm October, 31 The Dude said...

Armenian Ass-Blimp FTW.

3:24 am November, 1 CB Popped said...

I dont know whose over – promoted, surgically enhanced faces I hate more,,,Kardashian or that Jwoww whore.

Kardashians sisters are so scary they dont have to dress up for Halloween.

6:14 am November, 1 Nostradouchus said...

I submit that ribcage side tat as your first tattoo should be autodouche (autobleeth).

9:02 am November, 1 UFO Destroyers said...

I can smell the failure from here. And that’s just from their parents.

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