Monday, October 24, 2011

The Shushsterbag

Rare do we come uponst an innovative ‘bag gesture these days, but there it is.

David Shushterbag, replete with grenade tatt, facial pube linearity, and stupid face, ignoring Trashy Hott and Enhanced Jerzey Nichole.

It’s enough to jumpstart an electric muffin.

No idea what that means.

Coffee.

# posted by douchebag1
1:53 pm October, 24 saulgoode42 said...

It’s actually the even more rare ‘Satanic Shush’.

2:09 pm October, 24 tall guy said...

What’s the blue shit around his wrist indicate? It looks medical.

2:14 pm October, 24 Douchble Helix said...

Big boobies. And eye make up.

2:22 pm October, 24 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Dude. Move your arm. You’re blocking my view of the boobies.
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And hook ’em horns? I’m likely to saw your arm off just for that…

2:35 pm October, 24 creature said...

he should be using that index finger to push her ‘doorbell’
…her ‘guns’ are bigger than his!

2:42 pm October, 24 Wedgie said...

She has a nice pair of grenades. Too bad the new ‘bag gesture is blocking my view. Testicle.

2:42 pm October, 24 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

The cups runneth over ! Holy jebus is that a rack.

2:49 pm October, 24 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

If that grenade exploded between those bewbies it would sound like Moe smacking Curly’s and Larry’s heads together and it would look like two bowls of Jello getting tasered.

2:50 pm October, 24 Colossus of Choads said...

Is that a deltoid tattoo?
Aint seen that before.
Hopefully never again.

2:51 pm October, 24 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Douche has a fuceen tramp stamp???? She’s got nuthin’ to worry about.

2:51 pm October, 24 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

^ In France, fuceen is another way of saying fuccen. Loooooong day.

2:54 pm October, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

That guy is classic fuceen douche. She’s no Jenny Ledge.
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Carnivalists

3:00 pm October, 24 douchebagel said...

the faggotry is high with this one

3:26 pm October, 24 Ted Brogan said...

Do I see implant ripples while they’re still holstered?

4:08 pm October, 24 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Why does he have an artichoke tattooed on his shoulder?
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Cynaras

4:20 pm October, 24 skrag2112 said...

“Shhh. No one tell her I have crabs and anal warts.”

4:24 pm October, 24 The Dude said...

Shushie has a sway-back! He’s batting for the other team, and he’s in the fuck’n way. Anybody else notice that?

4:56 pm October, 24 Anonymous said...

This douche has got some serious DSLs. I wonder if he went down on his finger after this was taken. I hope he didn’t forget to cup his thumb and palm.

4:59 pm October, 24 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

Shhhhhh. Don’t tell her I’m gayer than a Neil Patrick Harris-autographed dildo.

5:03 pm October, 24 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

Shhhhh. Don’t tell her I’m gayer than Cirque du Soleil scoliosis.
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Wait. What?

5:04 pm October, 24 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

Shhhh. Don’t tell her I’m gayer than a pink cigar.

5:08 pm October, 24 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

Shhhh. Don’t tell her I’m gayer than an Elton John/Rick Astley duet.

5:08 pm October, 24 DoucheyWallnuts said...

This picture reminds me of the night I told Mrs. Wallnuts there was Listerine in the bathroom and she said she didn’t like the taste of Listerine and I asked her if she really liked the taste of her breath. It was ugly…

5:11 pm October, 24 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

Shhhh. Don’t tell her I’m gayer than my tattoos.

5:13 pm October, 24 DoucheyWallnuts said...

On a serious note, nothing says “Democracy in Bloom” quite like the news that a deposed dictator has been sodomized by his captors. Possibly after he died. No film at 11.
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http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503543_162-20124758-503543/globalpost-qaddafi-apparently-sodomized-after-capture/

5:14 pm October, 24 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

Shhhh. Don’t tell her I’m gayer than Zachary Quinto’s fan club.

5:23 pm October, 24 Anonymous said...

^Why does the hot Spock hafta be gay?

5:24 pm October, 24 Wedgie said...

Shhhh……don’t tell her I’m a Gaddafi.

5:30 pm October, 24 creature said...

he should have the grenade tatt around his A hole…cuz it’s been blown up!

6:17 pm October, 24 hermit said...

Her vivacious knockers squeak when she walks, making a sound not unlike a pair of flirtatious manatees dry-humping the hull of a fishing vessel during smelt season.

6:19 pm October, 24 Anonymous said...

Shhhhh…don’t tell her they look fake.

6:21 pm October, 24 Anonymous said...

Shhhh…don’t tell her I’m just dating her to get closer to her brother.

6:27 pm October, 24 Anonymous said...

Shhhhh…don’t tell her she has low self esteem.

6:30 pm October, 24 Anonymous said...

Shhhhh….don’t tell her a joke. She won’t get it.

6:31 pm October, 24 Anonymous said...

Shhhh…don’t tell her where you live. She’s a Stage 5 Clinger.

6:37 pm October, 24 SphincterRanger said...

Young; dumb; and full of cum. And don’t get me started on the girl……

6:41 pm October, 24 Anonymous said...

Shhhhh…don’t tell her I’m a Sphincter Ranger. I’m wanna shock er surprise her later with the news.

6:50 pm October, 24 Anonymous said...

Shhhhh…don’t tell her I like Craisins.

7:13 pm October, 24 ehcuodouche said...

The only way he could have gotten such bad scoliosis is by being raped hourly during his week in Juve for spray painting cars.

7:32 pm October, 24 Anonymous said...

Shhhhh…Don’t tell her I wank it to Bieber fan fiction.

7:40 pm October, 24 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Shhhh…don’t tell her I work the glory hole in the third stall of the lower level bathrooom at the airport.

7:45 pm October, 24 Anonymous said...

Shhhhh…don’t tell her its Foldger’s.

7:49 pm October, 24 Stephanie said...

Shhhh…don’t tell her I’m better than her,and I like glory holes.

8:00 pm October, 24 The Dude said...

Shhh…don’t tell her I have a ‘wide stance’.

8:04 pm October, 24 Anonymous said...

Shhhhh…don’t tell her I’m better than her and that I seriously like Craisins.

9:22 pm October, 24 schlicht bindenburger said...

she has no idea that he is a walking buttplug!

9:26 pm October, 24 Official Guy said...

^Literally! Am I right ladies?

11:47 pm October, 24 Jacques Doucheteau said...

He’s pointing to where the penis goes.

11:47 pm October, 24 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Shhhh… Don’t make me laugh and fart blood again.

12:18 am October, 25 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Shhh… My chin strap is constructed of other mens’ pubic hair.

3:56 am October, 25 Nostradouchus said...

I see chain smoking and fatherless children in Nicole’s future…

4:30 am October, 25 creature said...

hermit, can manatees really ‘dry hump’?
thet’re in the water…no?

4:53 am October, 25 CB Popped said...

Shhh, don’t tell her I’m gayer than 4 guys blowing 5 guys.

6:13 am October, 25 Ol' Dirty Douchebag said...

The weekly is over early.

6:21 am October, 25 Hurl Scheibe said...

The placement of the blue wrist band lets his Bros know just how far in they put their fists into his rectum.

6:23 am October, 25 Hurl Scheibe said...

Shhsssssh – Please don’t tell Nichole that the reason my back is arching is because my gerbil just moved up a few centimeters.

7:08 am October, 25 Medusa Oblongata said...

That’s a grenade? I thought it was a poorly rendered fist. As in “I like one of these in my butthole, thanks.”
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Shhhhhh….don’t tell her, but she couldn’t find her bikini bottom because I’m wearing it.

7:09 am October, 25 Medusa Oblongata said...

“My asshole is so stretched out, when I fart, it just goes ‘Shhhhhhh….'”

11:41 am October, 25 Smegma Sardoucheio said...

Note the douchable arch in his back as he flexes his gluts praying for a garlicky salami to be thrust into his ravenous dark hole.
This cro magnon pile of ink begs her to not speak of his
predilection for man meat instead of her glorious abundant tit bags.
Is that a fleck of doody near his lip?
A true rimming bag boy.

12:11 pm October, 26 Findertweet said...

As Bob Dylan once sang, “How many bad roads must a hott be dragged down before we can call her pure trash?”

12:11 pm October, 26 Findertweet said...

And yet we love her despite her flaws

And by despite I mean because of.

And by flaws I mean boobs.

2:46 am October, 27 Fuckup said...

The jerkoff still has his mental institution wristband on. Marsha Brady’s big tits make my mouth water and my loins stir.

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