Wednesday, October 12, 2011

The Three Mogos Squash Georgia Kelly

Yes.

That appears to be a tattoo of a six pound watch on Bob Mogo.

Georgia Kelly giggles softly.

But secretly wonders how much longer until her brother Frankie gets back from the bathroom, so she can get that ride to her pilates class like he promised.

# posted by douchebag1
6:51 am October, 12 Mandouchian Candidate said...

If you go out for an evening wearing a “Complete Nutrition,” shirt, you deserve a fucking pick axe to the temple.

6:53 am October, 12 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Ironic that the guy in the Superman shirt looks like the winner of “Most likely to have beltline fungus.”

6:55 am October, 12 Mandouchian Candidate said...

And if you zoom in, it is not a tattoo, but I wish it was, so it could take a big step backward from the tattoo of a rosary that peeps seem to think so fly.

7:00 am October, 12 Turdacious said...

The Watch helps maintain his not so massive bicep
That is all for another 6 months

7:01 am October, 12 Medusa Oblongata said...

Yep, not a tattoo, it’s casting a shadow. However, i give the other two a notta. It’s not often that Darryl and his other brother Darryl get into town and they’re just having a really good time talkin’ to purty gurls. Dude on the right, however, gets a three-finger taint punch.

7:09 am October, 12 Wedgie said...

I liked the original Lynyrd Skynyrd better.

7:11 am October, 12 DarkSock said...

^win

7:15 am October, 12 Farry Lynnt said...

Too bad your camo didn’t work Kelly. The douches found you. Next time wear baggy clothes, hold a book, have a baseball cap pulled down low and bring your cat. They’ll walk right past you. One time to avoid being spotted by a pack of douches I hid behind a sweater that was three sizes too big and a tree that was three sizes too small. Also if you can somehow make them forget that you’re an actual woman they will ignore you and you can go about your business. Also you can gain key insights and industry secrets of the male mind and use that to your advantage at a later date.

7:17 am October, 12 Farry Lynnt said...

Agree with Medusa. Left two aren’t as bad as Complete Douchetrition on the right.

7:36 am October, 12 Southern Scrotic said...

She’s cute.

7:38 am October, 12 DoucheyWallnuts said...

This is the promo picture for the new show on RealTV, “Two and a Half Red Neck Douchebags and a Bleeth.”

7:40 am October, 12 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Guy walks into a tatt parlour and says, “Gimme one of everything ya got.”

Douche! (‘bag)

7:42 am October, 12 DoucheyWallnuts said...

This is the promo picture for the new show on RealTV, “True Party Tales of Red Neck Douchebag Tow Truck Crews.”

7:43 am October, 12 DoucheyWallnuts said...

This is the promo picture for the new show on RealTV, “Behind the Scenes of a Hank Williams, Jr. Song Writing Session With Red Neck Douchebags.”

7:50 am October, 12 Farry Lynnt said...

All in all its just another douche in front of a brick wall.

7:56 am October, 12 Hurl Scheibe said...

Tattoo or no tattoo, I think we can all agree – Each needs a Crisco Wristwatch.

7:56 am October, 12 Mr. SCrotato Head said...

Bob Mogo prepares to put the hurt on his other Brother Darryl. Then his brother Darryl will also get the crotch scissor of death for putting his hands on Georgia Kelly. Soon it will just be him and Georgia Kelly. Until he see’s her looking at another guy in the bar at which point she too will get the crotch scissor fo death. Of course unlike the brothers it will take several hours for her to die, and it will be from dehydration. And then Bob Mogo will be alone. Until he sees his reflextion in the mirror, giving himself the stink eye…

7:56 am October, 12 Sir Douche Alot said...

If that is a tattoo of a watch, at least something about him is going to be right twice a day.

7:59 am October, 12 Farry Lynnt said...

I like the sconces in this bar. I will give them that much.

8:02 am October, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Southern Fried Mock

8:03 am October, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Sweet Fung Alabama

8:04 am October, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Fried Green Homatoes

8:05 am October, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Dukes of Jizzard

8:17 am October, 12 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Later, Bob Mogo was heard to say, “Mogo break Georgia Kelly. Mogo sad.”

8:21 am October, 12 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Fuck these cuntry fried douche crackers!! Their dads i’m certain taught them all the subtle intricacies of lighting a cross on fire. Applying Maslows hierarchy of needs to these 3 beer, big titties and shotguns fullfil all of thier needs for living.

8:32 am October, 12 Farry Lynnt said...

@ Cap’n JT, there’s more than one way to light a cross on fire? And you forgot about the proper decorative uses of the Confederate flag, i.e. bedspread, flying off the back of their truck, wedding dress and Thanksgiving tablecloth.

8:39 am October, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Mama, you’re so perdy.

8:40 am October, 12 Vin Douchal said...

“Dude”
.
“Yeah?”
.
“Dude”
.
“Mm-hmm?”
.
“Dude”
.
“What?!?”
.
” I am so wasted,…. is this dude hitting on my chick?”

8:44 am October, 12 Capt. James T. Douche said...

The prophecy foretold in Idiocracy is fulfilled.

8:47 am October, 12 Hurl Scheibe said...

Mississippi Marseholas

8:49 am October, 12 Capt. James T. Douche said...

@Farry Lynnt, also a pick up to display the stars and bars in that is inversely proportional to cock size.

8:49 am October, 12 Vin Douchal said...

Wash the taste from your eyes with 100’s of NFL Cheerleader Photos
.
Such as:
.

8:52 am October, 12 Farry Lynnt said...

@Cap’n JT, this world could sure use more smart people with emotional disorders to counterbalance the effects of Idiocracy.

8:53 am October, 12 Capt. James T. Douche said...

@Farry Lynnt Touche’.

9:08 am October, 12 Hurl Scheibe said...

I’ll bet Mike Judge had no idea his movie Idiocracy would ultimately have to be recategorized from Comedy to Documentary.

9:20 am October, 12 Farry Lynnt said...

@Cap’n JT, you know “Touché” is French for “blow me”.

10:00 am October, 12 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Skeeter in the middle just got sprung from the Pennitra…Pennatenter…fuccen jail for makin’ his retarded cuzzin’ “squeal like a pig” again by touchin’ her boobs When he wasn’t suppose to. They took him to the Foggy Bottom Inn to meet Georgia just to show him what a real wimmins looks like.

10:12 am October, 12 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Georgia Kelly’s anthropology doctoral thesis is on the rare south Georgia golden ape. Kelly’s last journal entry reads:
.
“…mostly gentle creatures. They are only dangerous when aroused, hungry, thirsty, looked at, startled, or their territory is invaded. Most other times they are docile. My camouflage doesn’t fool their close-set eyes, which seem sensitive to movement. They are coming this way. I must remain very stil….”

10:22 am October, 12 Capt. James T. Douche said...

@ Farry Lynnt, well you did self apply the name FARRY.

11:05 am October, 12 Farry Lynnt said...

@Cap’n JT, Touché.

1:36 pm October, 12 Collaz B. Popped said...

DB’s arm is the size of my leg.
The 2 on the left are simpletons….

9:32 pm October, 12 Stephanie said...

Modern day deliverance.

1:32 am October, 13 Steve L. said...

Kelly will just run into more douchebags at her pilates class.

1:32 am October, 13 Steve L. said...

yeah i don’t get pilates either.

4:35 am October, 13 Guid is Good said...

The combined IQ of this lot must nearly be getting into double figures.

11:18 pm October, 13 Stephanie said...

freebird!

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